Zilele astea, am citit ni\u015fte post\u0103ri de feti\u0163e, care \u00eei luau pe to\u0163i b\u0103rba\u0163ii de 45 \u015fi ceva \u015fi \u00eei tufleau, f\u0103r\u0103 mil\u0103 \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 nuan\u0163\u0103, la rubrica “bo\u015forogi”.
\nDa\u0163i-mi voie s\u0103 protestez intens \u015fi ferm.
\nCorect, sunt destule exemplare care nu doar c\u0103 au \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nit vomitiv de ur\u00e2t, dar nici n-au oglind\u0103 acas\u0103 \u015fi te iau la libidineal\u0103 de-\u0163i vine s\u0103 arunci o bomb\u0103 peste ei ca un terorist ISIS. DAR hai s\u0103 st\u0103m str\u00e2mb, s\u0103 judec\u0103m drept \u015fi s\u0103 admitem c\u0103 b\u0103rbatul de 45+ inteligent \u015fi fin, care a \u015ftiut s\u0103 se maturizeze cu gra\u0163ie \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163e din lec\u0163iile vie\u0163ii are un poten\u0163ial de seduc\u0163ie absolut r\u0103v\u0103\u015fitor. <\/p>\n
Am avut c\u00e2teva iubiri de-a dreptul frenetice \u00een categoria asta de v\u00e2rst\u0103, \u015fi toate, toate, au avut urm\u0103toarele caracteristici. <\/p>\n
A) B\u0103rbatul inteligent de 45+ merge pe cartea timidit\u0103\u0163ii. <\/p>\n
Omul \u015ftie c\u0103 are ni\u015fte riduri \u015fi celulite \u00een plus fa\u0163\u0103 de fl\u0103c\u0103ul de 20, oric\u00e2t s-ar \u00eengriji \u015fi oric\u00e2t\u0103 sal\u0103 ar face, drept care, ar fi penibil s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 s-o ard\u0103 macho man. \u015ei atunci timpul pe care-l petrece cu tine e dedicat mai degrab\u0103 discu\u0163iei \u015fi unui flirt aproximativ inocent, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd (\u015fi dac\u0103) iei tu ini\u0163iativa. Iar dac\u0103 o iei, la \u00eenceput se ap\u0103r\u0103 ca o fat\u0103 mare. “Cred c\u0103 sunt prea b\u0103tr\u00e2n pentru tine”.
\nUn b\u0103rbat care are jene \u015fi vulnerabilit\u0103\u0163i asumate ca atare e pur \u015fi simplu FOARTE. FOARTE. SEXY. Mii de femei citesc blogul \u0103sta \u015fi pot s\u0103 confirme. Abordarea h\u0103r\u0163uitoare te face s\u0103 vrei s\u0103 sco\u0163i sprayul paralizant, abordarea ezitant\u0103 \u015fi vulnerabil\u0103 te face s\u0103 iei tu h\u0103\u0163urile problemei \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103. Ceea ce e sexy.
\n\u00centr-o puzderie de machi\u015fti plictico\u015fi \u015fi libidino\u015fi vomitivi, b\u0103rbatul care se poart\u0103 ca o fiin\u0163\u0103 uman\u0103 e Don Juan. <\/p>\n
B) B\u0103rbatul inteligent de 45+ e altruist <\/p>\n
Omul a \u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 soarele nu r\u0103sare din anusul lui \u015fi c\u0103 nevoile altor persoane sunt la fel de importante pentru ele, precum sunt nevoile lui pentru el. A mai \u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 orice femeie care arat\u0103 c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t tolerabil a fost h\u0103r\u0163uit\u0103 \u015fi stresat\u0103 la epuizare de diver\u015fi pule\u0163i egocentrici, pro\u015fti ca noaptea \u015fi ultranarcisi\u015fti, \u015fi atunci are o abordare radical diferit\u0103, bazat\u0103 pe “mi-ar pl\u0103cea s\u0103 m\u0103 la\u015fi s\u0103 te ajut”.
\nOmul nu se apuc\u0103 s\u0103 povesteasc\u0103 c\u00e2te ar putea s\u0103 fac\u0103, ci chiar se apuc\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103. \u015ei dup\u0103 cum vor confirma miile de gagici care-mi citesc blogul, faptele sunt cel mai eficient mijloc de seduc\u0163ie din lume.
\n\u00cen rest, toate avem podul plin de vorbe mari \u015fi late. <\/p>\n
C) B\u0103rbatul inteligent de 45+ e co-echipier <\/p>\n
Po\u0163i construi lucruri cu el. Po\u0163i face planuri \u015fi are combina\u0163ia perfect\u0103 de inteligen\u0163\u0103 practic\u0103 \u015fi maturitate aplicat\u0103, plus a naibii experien\u0163\u0103 de via\u0163\u0103, care l-a \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 pui osul la treab\u0103 dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 recoltezi rod – \u015fi chiar ai un partener serios \u015fi dedicat. \u015ei din punctul meu de vedere, chestia asta echivaleaz\u0103 erotic cu pula lui Terente. <\/p>\n
D) B\u0103rbatul inteligent de 45+ are distinc\u0163ie <\/p>\n
Exist\u0103 o frumuse\u0163e fraged\u0103 \u015fi adorabil\u0103 a pu\u015ftiului care abia a p\u0103r\u0103sit liceul. \u015ei exist\u0103 o form\u0103 de frumuse\u0163e nu neap\u0103rat conven\u0163ional\u0103, dar nobil\u0103 \u015fi gra\u0163ioas\u0103, a b\u0103rbatului atins \u00een mod frumos de patina timpului. O elegan\u0163\u0103 cizelat\u0103, rafinat\u0103, care zdrobe\u015fte prin fine\u0163ea unei nuan\u0163e. O elocven\u0163\u0103 a subtilit\u0103\u0163ii. O discre\u0163ie a demnit\u0103\u0163ii. E calitatea de “domn”, acumulat\u0103 prin efort, lupte \u015fi \u00een\u0163elepciune. A\u015f zice c\u0103 asta e chintesen\u0163a masculinit\u0103\u0163ii adev\u0103rate.
\nC\u00e2nd intr\u0103 un astfel de b\u0103rbat \u00eentr-o \u00eenc\u0103pere se face instinctiv lini\u015fte. De ce? Pentru c\u0103 un astfel de om vine cu o aur\u0103 personal\u0103. <\/p>\n
\u015ei E)
\nB\u0103rbatul inteligent de 45+ a \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at s\u0103 comunice ra\u0163ional \u015fi argumentat, respectiv s\u0103 asculte. <\/p>\n
Dac\u0103 a\u015f avea un leu de fiecare pul\u0103 proast\u0103 care m-a \u00eentrerupt f\u0103r\u0103 pic de bun sim\u0163 \u00een timp ce vorbeam, pentru c\u0103 \u00een mintea lui, numai ce avea el de spus avea importan\u0163\u0103, acum a\u015f fi \u00een Bahamas, sorbind un Screwdriver.
\nAdaug c\u0103, pentru mine, dac\u0103 m-ai \u00eentrerupt – \u015fi nu ardea casa, nu venea sf\u00e2r\u015fitul lumii sau alt\u0103 nenorocire care s\u0103 presupun\u0103 un final intempestiv al conversa\u0163iei – ai murit. \u015ei nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 unde te-au \u00eengropat. E\u015fti aer.
\nB\u0103rbatul inteligent trecut de 45 are aceast\u0103 \u00een\u0163elegere mai profund\u0103 a comunic\u0103rii ca schimb egal de energii, ba mai mult, o bucurie a comunic\u0103rii ca modalitate de explorare a partenerului.
\nAfirm f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 exagerez c\u0103, din punctul meu de vedere, o or\u0103 de conversa\u0163ie cu un astfel de b\u0103rbat e mai excitant\u0103 \u015fi mai satisf\u0103c\u0103toare dec\u00e2t o or\u0103 de sex pe pere\u0163i cu cel mai horny macho man.
\nVorba vine, o or\u0103.
\n\u00cenclin s\u0103 cred c\u0103 tipii care te \u00eentrerup c\u00e2nd vorbe\u015fti ejaculeaz\u0103 prematur. Dou\u0103 simptome ale bolii cunoscute drept “precipitare retardat\u0103 de prost incurabil”. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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