{"id":11298,"date":"2016-09-08T08:50:11","date_gmt":"2016-09-08T08:50:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=11298"},"modified":"2018-09-21T01:17:24","modified_gmt":"2018-09-20T22:17:24","slug":"sa-nu-uitam-sa-ne-iubim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/sa-nu-uitam-sa-ne-iubim\/","title":{"rendered":"S\u0103 nu uit\u0103m s\u0103 ne iubim"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ieri, eram la hipermarket. Cump\u0103ram ro\u015fii, bulion, ceap\u0103, ardei \u015fi busuioc, pentru c\u0103 mi se f\u0103cuse o poft\u0103 obsesiv\u0103 de sup\u0103 de ro\u015fii, plus vin, c\u0103 dac\u0103 tot m-am dus, s\u0103-mi refac rezerva. \u015ei ni\u015fte chestii m\u0103runte de care mai aveam nevoie. C\u00e2nd m\u0103 pun la coad\u0103, casieri\u0163a m\u0103 anun\u0163\u0103 sec, tran\u015fant.<br \/>\n-Casa se \u00eenchide! Pune\u0163i semnul \u0103sta dup\u0103 dumneavoastr\u0103!<br \/>\n\u015ei \u00eemi d\u0103 un semn de &#8220;Cas\u0103 \u00eenchis\u0103&#8221;.<br \/>\n\u00cen timp ce m\u0103 \u00eentorc s\u0103-l pun, \u00een spate v\u0103d c\u0103 tocmai venea un domn <a href=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/senzualitatea-discreta-a-barbatului-matur\/\">de vreo 50 de ani<\/a>, cu o cutie de praline \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103.<br \/>\n-Doamn\u0103, haide\u0163i s\u0103-l primi\u0163i \u015fi pe domnul, c\u0103 nu are dec\u00e2t un produs, zic eu.<br \/>\n-Am zis c\u0103 se \u00eenchide, s-a r\u0103\u0163oit ea la mine cu amabilitatea specific\u0103 a unui angajat rom\u00e2n.<br \/>\n-Doamn\u0103, un b\u0103rbat care cump\u0103r\u0103 praline e un b\u0103rbat care tocmai face un gest frumos fa\u0163\u0103 de o femeie. \u015ei \u00een \u0163ara asta de mitocani, eu a\u015f zice c\u0103 merit\u0103 s\u0103-i oferi\u0163i zece secunde \u00een plus din timpul dumneavoastr\u0103 unui astfel de om.<br \/>\n-Am zis c\u0103 se \u00een&#8230;<br \/>\n-Domnule, dori\u0163i s\u0103 v\u0103 pune\u0163i bomboanele printre produsele mele? m\u0103 \u00eentorc eu spre om care era complet n\u0103uc c\u0103 se trezise cu avocat.<br \/>\n-\u0102, da, mul\u0163umesc.<br \/>\n\u015ei atunci se \u00eenmoaie \u015fi casieri\u0163a:<br \/>\n-Bine, hai, dac\u0103 are un singur produs, s\u0103 vin\u0103. Dar s\u0103 pune\u0163i semnul dup\u0103 dumneavoastr\u0103!<br \/>\n-Mul\u0163umesc, \u00eemi zice omul.<br \/>\n-Dac\u0103 ducea\u0163i beri \u015fi mici, nu interveneam. Dar e clar c\u0103 face\u0163i un gest dr\u0103gu\u0163 pentru o doamn\u0103.<br \/>\n-Pentru so\u0163ia mea, domni\u015foar\u0103. Suntem c\u0103s\u0103tori\u0163i de 20 de ani. \u015ei mereu ne facem poftele unul altuia. S\u0103 nu uit\u0103m s\u0103 ne iubim.<br \/>\nWow! Uneori chiar nimeresc s\u0103 ap\u0103r cauze demne, jubilez eu pe interior.<br \/>\nAjung eu la cas\u0103. \u015ei intervine omul:<br \/>\n-\u00cemi da\u0163i voie s\u0103 v\u0103 pun produsele \u00een pung\u0103?<br \/>\nMi-a c\u0103zut fa\u0163a. Mi-am adunat-o greu de pe jos.<br \/>\n-Mul\u0163umesc mult.<br \/>\n-Mi-a pl\u0103cut c\u0103 a\u0163i \u00een\u0163eles lucruri dintr-o singur\u0103 privire, spune omul \u015fi \u00eemi d\u0103 punga.<br \/>\nPl\u0103tesc.<\/p>\n<p>-O sear\u0103 frumoas\u0103 v\u0103 doresc.<br \/>\n-\u015ei dumneavoastr\u0103 la fel.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ieri, eram la hipermarket. 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