{"id":11351,"date":"2016-09-19T12:09:21","date_gmt":"2016-09-19T09:09:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=11351"},"modified":"2016-09-19T12:10:22","modified_gmt":"2016-09-19T09:10:22","slug":"aceste-clisee-ne-dor-astia-o-sa-ne-plateasca-pensiile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/aceste-clisee-ne-dor-astia-o-sa-ne-plateasca-pensiile\/","title":{"rendered":"Aceste cli\u015fee ne dor: &#8220;\u0102\u015ftia o s\u0103 ne pl\u0103teasc\u0103 pensiile&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;\u0102\u015ftia o s\u0103 ne pl\u0103teasc\u0103 nou\u0103 pensiile&#8221;.<br \/>\nAsta e fraza preferat\u0103 a idio\u0163ilor b\u0103tr\u00e2ni (subliniez, ca s\u0103 nu-mi sar\u0103 din nou toat\u0103 v\u00e2rsta a treia \u00een cap, de\u015fi pariez c\u0103 o s\u0103-mi sar\u0103 oricum, doar pentru c\u0103 poate: <strong>NU a TUTUROR b\u0103tr\u00e2nilor, doar a celor care, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 v\u00e2rst\u0103, sufer\u0103 \u015fi de un caz sever de prostie neagr\u0103<\/strong>), c\u00e2nd se uit\u0103 la idio\u0163i tineri. \u00cendeob\u015fte, la idio\u0163i tineri asupra c\u0103rora nu pot exercita preten\u0163ii.<br \/>\n\u015ei, pentru c\u0103 idiotul care nu generalizeaz\u0103 parc\u0103 nu e idiot destul, idiotul b\u0103tr\u00e2n ador\u0103 s\u0103 extrapoleze problema pe lung \u015fi pe lat asupra tuturor oamenilor care au aproximativ aceea\u015fi v\u00e2rst\u0103 cu obiectul nemul\u0163umirii lui.<br \/>\nE ceva extrem de ur\u00e2t \u015fi de vulgar \u00een a-i trata pe oameni doar prin prisma poten\u0163ialei lor utilit\u0103\u0163i \u00een via\u0163a ta. Cam ca \u00een desene animate, c\u00e2nd personajul X se uit\u0103 la personajul Y \u015fi \u00een mintea lui apare o friptur\u0103 aburind\u0103. Sau c\u00e2nd te opre\u015fte un pulete \u00een ora\u015f \u015fi \u00een ochii lui sticlo\u015fi te vezi pe tine cr\u0103cit\u0103 \u00een toate pozi\u0163iile. Sau c\u00e2nd se ia o gospodin\u0103 nefutut\u0103 de tine c\u0103 n-o s\u0103 fii niciodat\u0103 o nevast\u0103 bun\u0103, de parc\u0103 ar fi fost gagic\u0103-ta lesbian\u0103 sau ceva de genul \u015fi nu i-ai pus destul\u0103 sare \u00een ciorb\u0103.<br \/>\nRecunosc, \u015fi mie \u00eemi sunt ceva mai dragi aceia dintre voi care chiar sus\u0163in acest blog don\u00e2nd cu regularitate, nu doar cu complimente sfor\u0103itoare. \u015ei cei mai antipatici sunt \u0103ia care nu doar c\u0103 nu doneaz\u0103, dar simt nevoia s\u0103 m\u0103 \u015fi frece interminabil \u00een mesaje private legat de fiecare articol \u00een parte, de parc\u0103 nu era un text public, ci scrisoarea mea de amor dedicat\u0103 mamei lor.<br \/>\n\u00cens\u0103 niciodat\u0103, niciodat\u0103 nu i-am tratat public pe primii diferit fa\u0163\u0103 de restul lumii, dintr-un motiv simplu: \u00een\u0163eleg c\u0103 oamenii sunt mai mult dec\u00e2t mi-ar conveni mie s\u0103 fie. \u00cen\u0163eleg c\u0103 au propriile lor priorit\u0103\u0163i \u015fi respect asta. \u00cen\u0163eleg c\u0103 unii apreciaz\u0103 mai mult con\u0163inutul meu, al\u0163ii mai pu\u0163in \u015fi al\u0163ii deloc. (Ce nu \u00een\u0163eleg, \u00eens\u0103, e momentul c\u00e2nd nici nu apreciezi ce ofer, dar ai \u015fi preten\u0163ia la timpul meu. E perfect ok s\u0103 nu m\u0103 placi, dar m\u0103car nu-mi consuma spa\u0163iu \u015fi energie cu asta. Ur\u0103\u015fte-m\u0103 \u00een pace la tine \u00een bud\u0103.) <\/p>\n<p>Dar genul \u0103sta de prost, care vede \u00een al\u0163ii doar pe poten\u0163ialii pl\u0103titori ai pensiei lui, sau poten\u0163iale slugi, preferabil moca, merit\u0103 izolat \u00een carantin\u0103, s\u0103 nu fie contagioas\u0103 c\u0103rp\u0103no\u015fenia toxic\u0103. \u015ei dac\u0103 statul mi-ar putea oferi posibilitatea s\u0103 refuz definitiv s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc pensii unor oameni, \u0103\u015ftia ar fi primii.<br \/>\nApropo de asta, dac\u0103 vreo televiziune ar produce un reality show cu zece javre b\u0103tr\u00e2ne de tipul \u0103sta \u015fi, pe principiul elimin\u0103rii s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nale, i-ar eutanasia pe c\u00e2te unul, \u015fi anume pe cel care a fost cel mai ur\u00e2cios, mai infect, mai inutil agresiv \u015fi mai preten\u0163ios-f\u0103r\u0103-motiv, nu doar c\u0103 a\u015f urm\u0103ri cu sfin\u0163enie fiecare episod, dar i-a\u015f da \u015fi share pe toate re\u0163elele de socializare. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;P\u0103i da, dar \u015fi eu am pl\u0103tit pensiile altora!&#8221;<br \/>\nDar nu pentru c\u0103 ai ales, ci pentru c\u0103 a\u015fa era legea. \u015ei a\u015fa e \u015fi acum. Cel mai am\u0103r\u00e2t Gicu, care manipuleaz\u0103 marf\u0103  pentru 1.000 lei pe lun\u0103, \u00ee\u0163i pl\u0103te\u015fte \u0163ie pensia. \u015ei pariez c\u0103 depune ceva mai mult efort dec\u00e2t o f\u0103ceai tu \u00een serviciul t\u0103u garantat de stat, pe care nimic nu putea s\u0103-l pericliteze.<br \/>\n\u015ei mai pariez c\u0103 erau ceva mai simpatici b\u0103tr\u00e2nii din vremea ta care te priveau ca pe un om, nu ca pe un poten\u0163ial robinet de pensie. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;\u0102\u015ftia o s\u0103 ne pl\u0103teasc\u0103 nou\u0103 pensiile&#8221;. Asta e fraza preferat\u0103 a idio\u0163ilor b\u0103tr\u00e2ni (subliniez, ca s\u0103 nu-mi sar\u0103 din nou toat\u0103 v\u00e2rsta a&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":11352,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/bani.jpg?fit=709%2C567&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11351","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11351"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11351\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11353,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11351\/revisions\/11353"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11352"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}