defec\u0103m<\/a> la unison. Ioane, unde e\u015fti m\u0103, treci acas\u0103 c\u0103 te sparg! <\/p>\nVasilica: Eu cred c\u0103 el f\u0103cea mizerie (\u0219i) \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie. Ulei pe plita de inox, cafea dat\u0103 pe-afar\u0103 \u00een jurul ochiului de aragaz, uscat\u0103 de acum, stropi de ap\u0103 pe peretele de la chiuvet\u0103 de la sp\u0103latul vaselor. Iar ea n-a mai suportat, \u0219i-a b\u0103gat divor\u021bul.<\/p>\n
Safta: La cum arat\u0103 asta \u00een ultima vreme, slab\u0103 \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 \u0163\u00e2\u0163e, logic c\u0103 a l\u0103sat-o. Uite, eu dup\u0103 c\u0103s\u0103torie am pus 30 de kile, s\u0103 aib\u0103 omu ce s\u0103 iubeasc\u0103 la mine. <\/p>\n
Troll: Safto, e\u015fti o vac\u0103 gras\u0103. Hai la o cafea. <\/p>\n
Safta: Porcule. Eu sunt o femeie serioas\u0103 \u015fi foarte c\u0103s\u0103torit\u0103. \u015ei nu m\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lnesc cu str\u0103ini de pe net. Nu-mi place s\u0103 fiu tratat\u0103 ca o bucat\u0103 de carne. <\/p>\n
Troll: Nu e\u015fti o bucat\u0103, fat\u0103. E\u015fti o ton\u0103. <\/p>\n
Safta: Dar sunt o ton\u0103 care e futut\u0103 cu regularitate \u015fi cu preludiu, pe c\u00e2nd a\u015fchilopata asta divor\u0163eaz\u0103. Cine r\u00e2de la urm\u0103? <\/p>\n
Adina Feminista: Dar nici el nu arat\u0103 ca-n tinere\u0163e. A f\u0103cut bur\u0163i \u015fi b\u0103rbii multiple. <\/p>\n
Safta: \u015ei? <\/p>\n
Adina Feminista: Numai femeile pot avea bur\u0163i \u015fi b\u0103rbii multiple. B\u0103rba\u0163ii trebuie s\u0103 fie perfec\u0163i. Ca s\u0103 merite compania noastr\u0103 divin\u0103. <\/p>\n
Safta: Voi c\u00e2nd v-a\u0163i futut ultima oar\u0103?<\/p>\n
Adina Feminista: Eu nu m\u0103 fut, eu celebrez feminitatea victorioas\u0103. <\/p>\n
Safta: Adic\u0103 te masturbezi? <\/p>\n
Adina Feminista: E\u015fti o \u0163a\u0163\u0103. \u015ei bineee c\u0103 l-a p\u0103r\u0103sit. Femeia trebuie s\u0103 fie mereu victorioas\u0103. Victorieee! <\/p>\n
Lula: Dar erau at\u00e2t de romantici \u00eempreun\u0103. <\/p>\n
Gore: Da’ ce, ai dormit tu cu ei \u00een pat, s\u0103 \u015ftii cum erau \u00eempreun\u0103? <\/p>\n
Lula: Nu, dar mi-ar fi pl\u0103cut. <\/p>\n
Gore: Sigur c\u0103 acuma o s\u0103-l mulg\u0103 de bani, cum fac toate curvele nenorocite de femei la divor\u0163. Toate sunte\u0163i ni\u015fte t\u00e2rfe materialiste. <\/p>\n
Lula: \u015etirea zice c\u0103 nu cere pensie alimentar\u0103. <\/p>\n
Gore: Nici s\u0103 nu cear\u0103. Sunt banii lui pentru el. Femeia poate cel mult s\u0103 aduc\u0103 bani \u00een rela\u0163ie, s\u0103 r\u0103spl\u0103teasc\u0103 faptul c\u0103 nu e singur\u0103. <\/p>\n
Safta: Ce e aici, clubul labagiilor singuratici? <\/p>\n
Gore: Graso, sugi pula! <\/p>\n
Safta: O sug, b\u0103i am\u0103r\u00e2tule, dar nu pe a ta. Dac\u0103 ai \u015fti cum sugem pula noi, grasele, a\u0163i schimba idealul de frumuse\u0163e la 190 – 160 – 190. Pentru c\u0103 nou\u0103 ne place s\u0103 avem gura plin\u0103, de-aia ne \u015fi \u00eengr\u0103\u015f\u0103m. <\/p>\n
Gore: Oricum, frumu\u015felul \u0103sta era sigur homal\u0103u. <\/p>\n
Lula: Ce, m\u0103? <\/p>\n
Gore: To\u0163i b\u0103rba\u0163ii heterosexuali sunt ur\u00e2\u0163i ca mine. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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