Am treburi \u00een ora\u015f. Cobor din metrou la Unirii, unde m\u0103 uit la un tip cu un aspect destul de \u00eengrijit – oh, the irony. Bate cu furie un automat obi\u015fnuit de pe peron, cu sucuri, sandvi\u015furi \u015fi dulciuri. Pe bune. Pumni, picioare, tot tac\u00e2mul. B\u0103taie de-i zdr\u0103ng\u0103neau geamurile.
\nM\u0103 uit mai atent. Nici un produs blocat \u00eentre rafturi. Credit zero lei. Omul avea impresia c\u0103 dac\u0103 d\u0103 cu suficient\u0103 for\u0163\u0103, poate pic\u0103 ceva nepl\u0103tit.
\nMai c\u0103-\u0163i venea s\u0103-l faci timbru \u015fi s\u0103-l intitulezi Cocalar chintesen\u0163ial.
\nAproape c\u0103 i-am zis:
\n-B\u0103\u0103\u0103, vezi c\u0103 chestia asta nu e nevast\u0103-ta, s-o ba\u0163i p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i d\u0103 de m\u00e2ncare.
\nDar \u00eemi iubesc dantura exact a\u015fa cum e. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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