{"id":115,"date":"2008-03-25T00:02:16","date_gmt":"2008-03-24T21:02:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=115"},"modified":"2008-03-25T00:02:16","modified_gmt":"2008-03-24T21:02:16","slug":"google-me-softly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/google-me-softly\/","title":{"rendered":"Google Me Softly"},"content":{"rendered":"

Azi lu\u0103m o pauz\u0103 de \u0163igar\u0103 de la fantezii, s\u0103 ne mai hlizim o \u0163\u00eer\u0103 de recolta c\u0103ut\u0103rilor de pe google care au ajuns pe pagina mea. S\u0103-i zicem “Po\u015fta redac\u0163iei” sau “Ave\u0163i vreo nedumerire? Cerasela Sentiment v\u0103 r\u0103spunde.”<\/p>\n

Omitem c\u0103ut\u0103rile lorena lupu, rondo capriccioso, lorena lupu rondo sau loredana (de c\u00e2te ori s\u0103 subliniez c\u0103 m\u0103 cheam\u0103 LORENA. lorena cu trei silabe, nu loredana cu 4!) rondo capriciosso – capriccioso sau mai simplu capricioso. Astea sunt oarecum la obiect.<\/p>\n

Dar lumea mai caut\u0103 \u015fi urm\u0103toarele:<\/p>\n

toate muzicile cu copilul de aur <\/strong>– hai, m\u0103, kultule, pe bune? chiar pe toate? \u015fi tocmai la mine pe blog \u0163i-ai g\u0103sit s\u0103 le cau\u0163i?<\/p>\n

nume pisoi<\/strong> – r\u0103spuns simplu: pulic\u0103<\/p>\n

se caut\u0103 google<\/strong> – asta e deja culmea contrarierii \u015fi a stupefac\u0163iei. s\u0103 cau\u0163i google pe google!<\/p>\n

\u00a0ore suplimentare <\/strong>– al\u0163ii fug de ele ca de dracu’ iar tu le cau\u0163i cu lum\u00e2narea?<\/p>\n

colaje pe muzic\u0103 de vals<\/strong> – colaje? gata f\u0103cute? muie \u0163i-s posmagii, cucoan\u0103?<\/p>\n

ridichea<\/strong> – \u00een vecini e un supermarket. \u00eencerca\u0163i acolo.<\/p>\n

farmaci\u015ftii elibereaz\u0103 antibiotice<\/strong> – extraordinar, ce descoperire epocal\u0103!<\/p>\n

poet grandoman <\/strong>– un defect nu ajunge, nene? dac\u0103 eu a\u015f c\u0103uta “ur\u00e2t prost” cum ar?<\/p>\n

greutatea sufletului <\/strong>– \u00eemi pare r\u0103u, c\u00e2ntaru’ de suflete l-am uitat pe blog la terorista, c\u00e2nd am comentat-o ultima oar\u0103. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

mias fi vandut si sufletu <\/strong>– eu n-am nimic \u00eempotriv\u0103. mai e o singur\u0103 problem\u0103. s\u0103 g\u0103se\u015fti un cump\u0103r\u0103tor.<\/p>\n

cand si cine a inventat televizorul <\/strong>– c\u0103utare care apare \u00ceN FIECARE ZI. R\u0103spuns: HABAR NU AM. \u015ei dac\u0103 nu afli r\u0103spunsul, de ce \u00ee\u0163i reiei c\u0103utarea \u00een fiecare zi? Sau o fi ca-n mitul lui Sisif: omul e blestemat s\u0103 uite seara cine a inventat televizorul, \u015fi s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi reia c\u0103utarea, cu for\u0163e noi, a doua zi?<\/p>\n

intoxicate cu belladonna<\/strong> – ba intoxic\u0103-te tu!<\/p>\n

pule mici <\/strong>– dar juc\u0103u\u015fe, nu? alt\u0103 c\u0103utare care apare zilnic. se pare c\u0103 \u015fi varianta mini are adep\u0163ii ei. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

nenea cosmos <\/strong>– v\u0103 scutesc de efort. mere\u0163i direct pe http:\/\/nenea.wordpress.com<\/a>. Dac\u0103 n-oi fi tu, nene cosmos, care te gug\u0103le\u015fti de unul singur.<\/p>\n

despre data pascala ortodoxa<\/strong> – mamma mia, am ajuns s\u0103 g\u0103zduiesc \u015fi oi\u0163ele Domnului. Eu, Lupu!<\/p>\n

\u00eenchisoarea din los angeles de\u0163inu\u0163i <\/strong>– eventual, vrei \u015fi un tabel nominal?<\/p>\n

cum se zice corect inspre sau expres? <\/strong>– grea dilem\u0103. \u00een timp ce m\u0103 duceam expres cas\u0103, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam \u00eenspre la ea. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

idealul meu \u00een via\u0163\u0103 e femeia <\/strong>– afemeiatule!<\/p>\n

avem nevoie de re\u0163et\u0103 medical\u0103 pentru pi <\/strong>-…tpalac \u00eentr-un copac, nu?<\/p>\n

cpb lorena lupu <\/strong>– \u00eel chinuie pe cineva grija. dar r\u0103u de tot, pentru c\u0103 revine \u015fi a doua zi. desigur, f\u0103r\u0103 a afla nimic. sau, ca \u015fi cel cu televizorul… are zilnic o treab\u0103.<\/p>\n

dac\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenec cu o bucat\u0103 de m\u0103r? <\/strong>– se \u00eengrijoreaz\u0103 cineva referitor la propriul destin. tindem s\u0103 zicem: “scap\u0103 lumea de un prost”, dar ne ab\u0163inem.<\/p>\n

exemple paronime <\/strong>– originar – original; imanent – iminent; familiar – familial; \u015fi nu \u00een ultimul r\u00e2nd karate kid – car\u0103-te kid!<\/p>\n

balerini pt 2008 <\/strong>– de ce, \u0103ia pt. 2007 au expirat? deja?<\/p>\n

povestiri cu pul\u0103 <\/strong>– recomand c\u0103utare cu “ion creang\u0103”. \u0103la le are \u00eembujorate, \u015fi r\u0103zbelite, \u015fi \u00eenfoiete, de-a mai mare dragu’!<\/p>\n

nu pot s\u0103 scriu tasta g <\/strong>– p\u0103i tocmai ai scris-o!<\/p>\n

filme cu s\u0103rut\u0103ri <\/strong>– ei, da! el nu caut\u0103 filme porno, precum confra\u0163ii s\u0103i meschini, el e sensibil \u015fi suav. vrea doar s\u0103rut\u0103ri… \u00een rest, pune capu’ la contribu\u0163ie!<\/p>\n

cum se cultiv\u0103 napii? <\/strong>– ei, aici m-ai prins. habar nu am.<\/p>\n

unde se vinde \u00een Sibiu flute? <\/strong>– dac\u0103 afli, las\u0103 un comment. Recunosc, \u015fi eu m-a\u015f flute cu pl\u0103cere… \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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