{"id":11523,"date":"2016-10-24T11:28:46","date_gmt":"2016-10-24T08:28:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=11523"},"modified":"2016-10-24T13:31:44","modified_gmt":"2016-10-24T10:31:44","slug":"madonna-sexul-oral-si-hillary-clinton","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/madonna-sexul-oral-si-hillary-clinton\/","title":{"rendered":"Madonna, sexul oral \u015fi Hillary Clinton"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen timp ce prezenta un eveniment \u00een New York, la Madison Square Garden, pe Madonna au apucat-o vitejiile \u015fi a \u00eenceput s\u0103 promit\u0103 fela\u0163ii  votan\u0163ilor lui Hillary Clinton. Apoi s\u0103 descrie respectivele fela\u0163ii \u00een am\u0103nunte lungi \u015fi suculente, ca s\u0103 nu zic sugestive.<br \/>\nOmigod! <\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/0Okx-ircr8Q?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Da, \u00een\u0163eleg glumele cu sex. \u00cen\u0163eleg c\u0103 era un truc de incitat publicul. \u00cen\u0163eleg tot ce e de \u00een\u0163eles. \u015ei totu\u015fi, auzind-o pe femeia asta b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 &#8211; hai s\u0103 n-o d\u0103m \u00eencolo \u015fi \u00eencoace, se vede pe prim-planurile ei, e o tanti &#8211; l\u0103ud\u00e2ndu-se cu modul \u00een care feleaz\u0103, am sim\u0163it un junghi \u00een stomac.<br \/>\nOric\u00e2t de tare ur\u0103sc s\u0103 spun asta, vine o v\u00e2rst\u0103 la care nu-\u0163i mai st\u0103 bine s\u0103 poveste\u015fti cum te fu\u0163i. Nici m\u0103car \u00een glum\u0103.<br \/>\nVine o v\u00e2rst\u0103 la care fututul cu tine pare mai mult un act de caritate, dec\u00e2t unul de erotism.<br \/>\nVine o v\u00e2rst\u0103 la care oamenii \u00ee\u015fi doresc intens s\u0103 te respecte pentru vasta ta mo\u015ftenire cultural\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163e de la tine, nicidecum s\u0103 afle c\u00e2t de tare \u00ee\u0163i place s\u0103 \u00eenghi\u0163i.<br \/>\n\u015ei \u00een\u0163elepciunea e s\u0103 te prinzi c\u00e2nd vine aceast\u0103 v\u00e2rst\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 renun\u0163i la bravur\u0103.<br \/>\nDac\u0103 am vomitat to\u0163i pu\u0163in pe la col\u0163uri c\u00e2nd Trump le d\u0103dea note unor modele tinere \u015fi frumoase \u015fi juca &#8220;a\u015f \/ n-a\u015f&#8221; pe la televizor pe socoteala lor; dac\u0103 eu personal le iau mor\u0163ii \u00een primire tuturor t\u0103t\u0103ilor lipsi\u0163i de demnitate care uit\u0103 s\u0103 arunce un ochi \u00een oglind\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencearc\u0103 s-o ard\u0103 hipersexualizat ca ni\u015fte arm\u0103sari \u00een c\u0103lduri prin sec\u0163iunea mea de comentarii, e just s\u0103 punct\u0103m lucrul \u0103sta \u015fi pentru femei: c\u00e2nd ai ajuns la v\u00e2rsta la care fiic\u0103-ta f\u0103cut\u0103 t\u00e2rziu la 40 de ani \u00ee\u015fi semneaz\u0103 primele contracte de fotomodel, e semn c\u0103 nu-\u0163i mai st\u0103 bine s\u0103 promi\u0163i fela\u0163ii popula\u0163iei. Nici m\u0103car \u00een glum\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>\u00cenainte s\u0103-mi sar\u0103 \u00een cap persoanele de v\u00e2rsta a treia, s\u0103-mi spun\u0103 c\u0103 \u015fi eu voi avea \u00eentr-o zi v\u00e2rsta lor &#8211; da, \u015ftiu, nu e o noutate &#8211; \u015fi c\u0103 o s\u0103 continue s\u0103-mi plac\u0103 sexul \u015fi la v\u00e2rsta lor &#8211; \u015fi pe asta o \u015ftiu &#8211; vreau s\u0103 precizez c\u0103 acest text nu insinueaz\u0103 c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 renun\u0163i complet la sex appeal la v\u00e2rste \u00eenaintate. Doamne fere\u015fte. Bucur\u0103-te de via\u0163\u0103 c\u00e2t te \u0163in balamalele.<br \/>\n\u00cencerc s\u0103 spun c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 nu mai pozezi \u00een adolescent \u015fturlubatic. Toat\u0103 lumea vede c\u0103 nu e\u015fti unul. Oglinda \u00ee\u0163i spune c\u0103 nu mai e\u015fti unul. E dureros de ridicol s\u0103 \u00eencerci s\u0103 pari ce nu e\u015fti.<br \/>\n\u00cencerc s\u0103 spun c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 joci cartea distinc\u0163iei \u015fi a delicate\u0163ii.<br \/>\nUn motiv pentru care Tina Turner a r\u0103mas sexy p\u00e2n\u0103 la 70+ ani (\u015fi un motiv pentru care Sean Connery a r\u0103mas sexy p\u00e2n\u0103 la ad\u00e2nci b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0163e) a fost modul neintruziv \u015fi neinvaziv \u00een care am\u00e2ndoi au \u015ftiut s\u0103-\u015fi v\u00e2nd\u0103 sexualitatea dup\u0103 ce au \u00eenceput s\u0103 \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2neasc\u0103 vizibil. Am\u00e2ndoi au redus abordarea expozitiv\u0103 (m\u0103 rog, Connery n-a avut-o niciodat\u0103) \u015fi au apelat la clas\u0103, stil \u015fi subtilitate. <\/p>\n<p>Uite-o pe Cher la 70 de ani, \u00eentr-un moment de umor. <\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/g1T3d2RDlW8?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>\u0162inuta e incredibil de sexy, momentul e conceput pe flirt \u015fi innuendo, \u015fi nici o secund\u0103 nu te izbe\u015fte \u00een plex senza\u0163ia de viol psihologic. De ce? Pentru c\u0103 Cher \u00ee\u015fi joac\u0103 v\u00e2rsta. Nu \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 par\u0103 o pi\u0163ipoanc\u0103 zv\u0103p\u0103iat\u0103 care \u00eemparte fela\u0163ii \u00een buda clubului pentru validare. \u00ce\u015fi joac\u0103 discret statutul: faptul c\u0103 a scris istoria entertainmentului pe ultimii 50 de ani. Lucrul \u0103sta deja se nume\u015fte prestigiu \u015fi \u00eendeamn\u0103 la adula\u0163ie.<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd treci de v\u00e2rsta pi\u0163iponcelii, e momentul s\u0103 devii o Doamn\u0103. \u015ei s\u0103-\u0163i ajustezi \u015fi glumele la ceea ce e\u015fti \u00een prezent. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen timp ce prezenta un eveniment \u00een New York, la Madison Square Garden, pe Madonna au apucat-o vitejiile \u015fi a \u00eenceput s\u0103 promit\u0103 fela\u0163ii&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":10559,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/banana.jpg?fit=397%2C297&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11523"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11523\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11526,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11523\/revisions\/11526"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10559"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}