Urm\u0103toarele informa\u0163ii sunt de importan\u0163\u0103 vital\u0103 pentru popula\u0163ie. <\/p>\n
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Nu face\u0163i pipi \u00een litiera pisicii. <\/p>\n
Nu folosi\u0163i pisica pe post de prosop sau de batist\u0103. <\/p>\n
Nu bate\u0163i cuie-n geamuri. <\/p>\n
Nu fuma\u0163i cuie cu anusul. <\/p>\n
Nu merge\u0163i \u00een genunchi prin mocirl\u0103, c\u0103 v\u0103 murd\u0103ri\u0163i pantalonii. <\/p>\n
Nu face\u0163i sex \u00een ombilic. <\/p>\n
Nu mu\u015fca\u0163i c\u00e2inii. <\/p>\n
Nu folosi\u0163i fereastra pentru a p\u0103r\u0103si incinta, dac\u0103 incinta e la etajul opt sau superior. <\/p>\n
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Nu v\u0103 sp\u0103la\u0163i pe din\u0163i cu mu\u015ftar. <\/p>\n
Nu v\u0103 inhala\u0163i propria saliv\u0103. <\/p>\n
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