Merg eu la treburile mele, c\u00e2nd deodat\u0103, de sub o ma\u015fin\u0103, remarc un bot portocaliu de pisoi. Mic, doar de c\u00e2teva luni, f\u0103cut vizibil \u00een recolta toamn\u0103 – iarn\u0103. Are ochi inocen\u0163i, verzi, cu tent\u0103 alb\u0103struie, \u015fi m\u0103 prive\u015fte \u00eentreb\u0103tor, de parc\u0103 ar medita dac\u0103-s demn\u0103 de abordat sau nu. Apoi, scoate \u015fi o l\u0103bu\u0163\u0103 \u015fi face sub\u0163irel: “Miau!”
\n-Hai, L\u0103m\u00e2i\u0163\u0103, vino \u00eencoace!
\nDin spate, o pensionar\u0103 \u00een trening, mic\u0103-mic\u0103, dar energic\u0103. Incredibil de energic\u0103. \u00cemi face v\u00e2rsta de r\u00e2s.
\n-L\u0103m\u00e2i\u0163\u0103\u0103\u0103, \u00eel ademene\u015fte. Hai la mama.
\nPisoiul iese, se apropie sfios de noi, mi\u015fc\u00e2nd suav din must\u0103\u0163i. Nu e foarte sigur c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 ne cunoa\u015ftem.
\n-L\u0103m\u00e2i\u0163\u0103 e orfan, doamn\u0103. I-au omor\u00e2t-o golanii pe m\u0103-sa \u015fi a r\u0103mas a\u015fa, marcat. Nu prea vine la om. Vine c\u00e2nd \u00eei dai s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce. M-a l\u0103sat s\u0103 pun m\u00e2na de c\u00e2teva ori pe el, dar dac\u0103 \u00eencerci s\u0103-l iei \u00een bra\u0163e, fuge.
\nAh, eterna poveste de cruzime \u00eempotriva animalelor. Asta pentru c\u0103 ortodoc\u015fii \u0103\u015ftia tradi\u0163ionali\u015fti sunt mai ocupa\u0163i s\u0103 interzic\u0103 forme de iubire care nu le convin, dec\u00e2t s\u0103 propov\u0103duiasc\u0103 faptul c\u0103 ura fa\u0163\u0103 de fiin\u0163e mai slabe dec\u00e2t tine e la\u015f\u0103 \u015fi stupid\u0103.
\n-\u015ei nu vre\u0163i s\u0103-l prindem \u015fi s\u0103-i c\u0103ut\u0103m un adoptator, ceva?
\n-E al meu, doamn\u0103, numai s\u0103 vin\u0103 el. Pisica nu trebuie for\u0163at\u0103. Trebuie l\u0103sat\u0103 s\u0103 se dea singur\u0103 pe brazd\u0103. Ca femeia, hehehe.
\nR\u00e2de ridat \u015fi \u015fugub\u0103\u0163.
\n-Am avut grij\u0103 \u015fi de m\u0103-sa, \u015fi de celelalte pisici din jurul blocului. La \u00eenceput m-au \u00eenjurat vecinii, mi-au zis c\u0103 sunt nebun\u0103. L-am convins pe administrator c\u0103 pisicile \u0163in \u015foarecii \u015fi \u015fobolanii departe \u015fi le-a zis la \u015fedin\u0163\u0103 c\u0103 pisicile au aprobare de la administra\u0163ie. Hehehe.
\nSe \u00eentunec\u0103.
\n-Am fost la pia\u0163\u0103 \u015fi am ajuns t\u00e2rziu, golanii o omor\u00e2ser\u0103 deja pe m\u0103-sa. Au prins-o \u015fi au dat cu picioarele \u00een ea. De ce s\u0103 faci asta cu o biat\u0103 pisic\u0103?
\n\u00cemi bate inima-n g\u00e2t. C\u00e2nd aud de animale chinuite, \u00eemi vine s\u0103-i str\u00e2ng de g\u00e2t pe f\u0103pta\u015fi. S\u0103 le savurez la r\u00e2ndul meu momentele c\u00e2nd via\u0163a inutil\u0103 le p\u0103r\u0103se\u015fte corpul nemernic \u015fi infect.
\n-\u015ei pe L\u0103m\u00e2i\u0163\u0103 a \u00eencercat cineva s\u0103-l omoare. I-a b\u0103gat cioburi \u00een m\u00e2ncare. Pute\u0163i s\u0103 v\u0103 imagina\u0163i? S\u0103 vrea cineva s\u0103 omoare un pui de m\u00e2\u0163\u0103 care n-a gre\u015fit nim\u0103nui? Dar pisicile-s de\u015ftepte. Nu cad \u00een capcana asta, a\u015fa cum fac c\u00e2inii. De atunci, stau cu L\u0103m\u00e2i\u0163\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 termin\u0103 tot ce-i aduc. Nenoroci\u0163ii dracului! morm\u0103ie printre din\u0163i spre un adversar imaginar.
\nM\u00e2na uscat\u0103, cu degete noduroase \u015fi vene mov, proeminente, m\u00e2ng\u00e2ie c\u0103p\u015forul mic, pufos. Pisoiul \u00ee\u015fi freac\u0103 corpu\u015forul, de la cre\u015ftet \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103-n v\u00e2rful codi\u0163ei, de degetele alint\u0103toare, apoi se strecoar\u0103 repede sub ma\u015fin\u0103.
\n-A\u0163i v\u0103zut? Acum a stat mai mult. A\u015fa se c\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103 \u00eencrederea unei pisici. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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