{"id":117,"date":"2008-03-26T01:51:45","date_gmt":"2008-03-25T22:51:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=117"},"modified":"2008-03-26T01:51:45","modified_gmt":"2008-03-25T22:51:45","slug":"obsesiile-mele-erotice-pozitia-a-8-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/obsesiile-mele-erotice-pozitia-a-8-a\/","title":{"rendered":"Obsesiile mele erotice, pozi\u0163ia a 8-a"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pentru senzuala cifr\u0103 8, \u015fi rotocoalele ei apetisante, \u00eencepem prin a viziona un videoclip:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QG0vIiwWGGo?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Ei bine, da&#8230; obsesia locului 8 se refer\u0103 la <!--more-->TO\u0162I membrii acestei forma\u0163ii de suedezi du\u015fi cu sorcova, cabotini, clowni \u015fi s\u0103ri\u0163i de pe fix, interzi\u015fi de MTV, adora\u0163i de popula\u0163ia gay a \u00eentregii Terre: ARMY OF LOVERS!<\/p>\n<p>Ca orice forma\u0163ie care se respect\u0103, Army of Lovers are un:<\/p>\n<p>1)\u00a0CREIER &#8211; nenea \u0103la mai pu\u0163in frumos, care oscileaz\u0103 sexual \u00eentre EA \u015fi EL, \u015fi opteaz\u0103 pentru\u00a0AM\u00c2NDOI &#8211;\u00a0acest nene care scrie texte geniale, bogate \u00een ironii la diverse adrese;<\/p>\n<p>2)\u00a0UN PUNCT DE CHARISM\u0102 cu O VOCE ADECVAT\u0102 &#8211;\u00a0un bronzat dulce,\u00a0care \u00ee\u015fi poart\u0103 perucile, aluni\u0163ele false, tonele de pudr\u0103 \u015fi costumele sclipitoare cu un \u015farm de-a dreptul r\u0103pitor &#8211; \u015fi<\/p>\n<p>3)\u00a0TEMPERAMENT &#8211; o brunet\u0103 focoas\u0103, senzual\u0103, torid\u0103, canicular\u0103; z\u0103pu\u015feal\u0103, topeal\u0103, t\u00e2mpeal\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u0102\u015ftia ar fi ei&#8230; P\u00e2n\u0103 preg\u0103tesc fantezia, mai servi\u0163i o doz\u0103 de Army of Lovers:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/0l8WtDFF4uQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Fantezia pe care ace\u015fti distin\u015fi cet\u0103\u0163eni ai Suediei mi-au inspirat-o n-are pic de autenticitate, sentiment sau tr\u0103ire profund\u0103. E o sear\u0103 de carnaval, cu mii de artificii, r\u00eeuri de \u015fampanie, m\u0103\u015fti&#8230; neap\u0103rat m\u0103\u015fti &#8211; nimeni nu cunoa\u015fte pe nimeni. \u015ei nici nu trebuie s\u0103 cunoasc\u0103. Peruci, crinoline, dantele, evantaie, m\u0103t\u0103suri, catifele. Femei c\u0103rora nu le vezi fa\u0163a, dar le po\u0163i admira decolteul apetisant, corsetul le deseneaz\u0103 o talie de viespe, din care izvor\u0103\u015fte fusta \u00een mii de volane, ca un fluviu. P\u00e2n\u0103 la p\u0103m\u00e2nt. B\u0103rba\u0163i intens parfuma\u0163i, f\u0103r\u0103 chip, care poart\u0103 cu o gra\u0163ie des\u0103v\u00eer\u015fit\u0103 costume \u00eempodobite cu dantele, \u015fi au cele mai afectate maniere de pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt. Frivolitate pur\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 preten\u0163ii de mai mult, viciu rafinat \u015fi risipitor.<\/p>\n<p>Deodat\u0103, un stupid joc de societate trage la sor\u0163i o persoan\u0103\u00a0care va fi aruncat\u0103 \u00eentr-o baie\u00a0plin\u0103 de \u015fampanie. \u00cen aceast\u0103 fantezie, am uitat s\u0103 men\u0163ionez, eu sunt cea nou-venit\u0103, cea\u00a0care a crescut la m\u0103n\u0103stire, care a postit toat\u0103 via\u0163a, care bea pentru prima oar\u0103 \u015fampanie, \u015fi\u00a0spuma ei\u00a0\u00eemi g\u00e2dil\u0103 \u00eentr-un mod absolut nea\u015fteptat &#8211; nea\u015fteptat de pl\u0103cut &#8211; fiecare papil\u0103\u00a0gustativ\u0103\u00a0\u00een parte. Sunt timid\u0103, mi-e ru\u015fine. Dar \u00een secret &#8211; \u015fi mi-e ru\u015fine \u015fi de acest secret &#8211; sper s\u0103 fiu eu cea tras\u0103 la sor\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei DA! Este&#8230;! O mul\u0163ime de m\u00e2ini\u00a0\u00eemi deznoad\u0103 cu pricepere firele corsetului, \u00eemi desfac rochia, o las\u0103 \u00eencet s\u0103 cad\u0103&#8230; \u00een c\u0103dere, satinul m\u0103 m\u00e2ng\u00e2ie delicat pentru ultima oar\u0103, ca\u00a0la desp\u0103r\u0163ire. Alte m\u00e2ini \u00eemi scot pantofii, jartierele, ciorapii. Apoi sunt luat\u0103 pe sus, toate aceste m\u00e2ini m\u0103 \u0163in, m\u0103 sus\u0163in,\u00a0singurele mele\u00a0puncte de sprijin, de contact.\u00a0Sunt calde, iar eu&#8230; eu simt fiecare deget\u00a0\u00een parte, pe fiecare p\u0103rticic\u0103 a trupului meu. Unele m\u0103 g\u00e2dil\u0103. Altele m\u0103 apas\u0103. Altele m\u0103 tulbur\u0103. Altele sunt de-a dreptul obraznice. Altele nu \u00eendeajuns. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Apoi sunt l\u0103sat\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 scufund foarte \u00eencet, \u00een cada de \u015fampanie. Spuma \u00eemi cuprinde\u00a0coapsele, \u015foldurile, umerii. S\u00e2nii. \u015eampania e ca o rochie de mireas\u0103. Sau mai degrab\u0103,\u00a0ca un pat de nunt\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Iar ei m\u0103 \u00eemb\u0103iaz\u0103\u00a0\u00een \u015fampanie. M\u00e2inile lor \u00eemi alint\u0103, \u00eemi bruscheaz\u0103, \u00eemi exploreaz\u0103 pielea, \u00een timp ce fiecare por al meu \u00ee\u015fi\u00a0c\u00e2nt\u0103 be\u0163ia.<\/p>\n<p>Vreau s\u0103 simt gustul \u015fampaniei, m\u0103 scufund s\u0103 iau o \u00eenghi\u0163itur\u0103&#8230; dar cineva &#8211; nu mai \u015ftiu cine, \u015fi \u00een momentul \u0103la nici nu conteaz\u0103, m\u0103 apuc\u0103 de p\u0103r, \u00eemi scoate capul la suprafa\u0163\u0103 \u015fi \u00eemi soarbe \u015fampania din gur\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 la ultimul strop. Apoi le vine ideea s\u0103 m\u0103 foloseasc\u0103 pe post de cup\u0103. Pocal. S\u0103 bea toat\u0103 \u015fampania din cad\u0103, folosindu-m\u0103 pe mine\u00a0ca unic \u00a0recipient.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei dup\u0103 aia s-ar rupe filmul, \u015fi oricum nu mi-a\u015f mai aminti ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Nu pot s\u0103 nu remarc spre final c\u0103 \u015fi membrii Army of Lovers, ca orice gay adev\u0103ra\u0163i, au avut perioada de auto-negare, \u00een care au \u00eencercat s\u0103 arate ce masculini sunt ei de fapt. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Iat\u0103 rezultatul:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/e6V8QMDjyFQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pentru senzuala cifr\u0103 8, \u015fi rotocoalele ei apetisante, \u00eencepem prin a viziona un videoclip: Ei bine, da&#8230; obsesia locului 8 se refer\u0103 la<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}