{"id":11731,"date":"2016-11-27T14:57:32","date_gmt":"2016-11-27T11:57:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=11731"},"modified":"2016-11-27T15:00:28","modified_gmt":"2016-11-27T12:00:28","slug":"un-infractor-cu-aere-cool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/un-infractor-cu-aere-cool\/","title":{"rendered":"Un infractor cu aere cool"},"content":{"rendered":"

“N-am fost eu, dom’ judec\u0103tor, am un Vadim mic \u00een cap care-mi d\u0103 ordine. A prins grai la c\u00e2teva zile dup\u0103 moartea tribunului. ‘Fiule, eu de fapt n-am murit; tu e\u015fti noul meu corp’, a zis. \u00cent\u00e2i am crezut c\u0103 e de la s\u0103rurile de baie. Apoi, de la diluant. Dar nu. Era o pecete pe suflet.”<\/em><\/p>\n

De obicei, nu reciclez subiecte. Dar \u0103sta merit\u0103 aten\u0163ie special\u0103, pentru c\u0103… wow<\/a>. <\/p>\n

\u015etii de revenge porn \u015fi de conturi false f\u0103cute de ec\u015fi demen\u0163i din pove\u015fti. I s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat unei prietene a unei veri\u015foare a unui prieten al surorii \u00eenc\u0103 unei prietene a ta c\u0103 s-a certat cu iubitul \u015fi \u0103la, aparent om normal p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci, a postat pe pornhub filmule\u0163e homemade cu ea, f\u0103cute f\u0103r\u0103 acordul ei. Dar detaliile sunt vagi \u015fi nici nu \u015ftii sigur dac\u0103 nu cumva e legend\u0103 urban\u0103. <\/p>\n

Oliver \u0103sta e o figur\u0103 aparent simpatic\u0103 pe Internet. Activeaz\u0103 intens \u00een grupuri de umor, posteaz\u0103 lucruri la care r\u00e2zi, nu r\u0103spunde mitoc\u0103ne\u015fte la domni\u015foare, mai e \u015fi din Transilvania care, se \u015ftie, e partea civilizat\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 de care Rom\u00e2nia ar fi toat\u0103 la fier vechi acum. Sau ceva de genul. Sincer, nic\u0103ieri n-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit arogan\u0163\u0103 mai lipsit\u0103 de fundament dec\u00e2t \u00een glorioasa-mi provincie natal\u0103. \u015ei nici prejudec\u0103\u0163i mai agresive. \u015ei nici b\u0103rba\u0163i mai cretin-\u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u0163\u00e2na\u0163i. <\/p>\n

Povestea e a\u015fa: tipul \u0103sta a ag\u0103\u0163at la un moment dat o fat\u0103. 19 ani. V\u00e2rsta la care vrei tipi cool. V\u00e2rsta la care \u0163i se pare foarte sexy s\u0103 fii gagica b\u0103iatului r\u0103u, pentru c\u0103 ai impresia c\u0103 e menirea ta s\u0103-l \u00eembl\u00e2nze\u015fti. V\u00e2rsta la care nu-\u0163i pui \u00eentreb\u0103ri, pentru c\u0103 \u0163i se pare c\u0103 tot universul se distreaz\u0103 pe rupte \u015fi dac\u0103 nu semnezi condica la o petrecere, e\u015fti o epav\u0103 social\u0103. (Mi-e dor s\u0103 am 19 ani. Vreau s\u0103 mai \u0163op\u0103i p\u00e2n\u0103 diminea\u0163a \u015fi s\u0103 m\u0103 trezesc dup\u0103 trei ore de somn gata s-o iau de la \u00eenceput. \ud83d\ude42 ) <\/p>\n

Rela\u0163ia a \u0163inut o vreme, ca toate rela\u0163iile, apoi, la un moment dat, fata a vrut s\u0103 plece. Oamenii normali \u00ee\u015fi asum\u0103 c\u0103 asta e via\u0163a. C\u0103 nu suntem de\u0163in\u0103torii altor persoane, iar dac\u0103 lor nu le e bine cu noi, sunt libere s\u0103-\u015fi caute binele \u00een alt\u0103 parte. Pro\u015ftii vor s\u0103 se r\u0103zbune, s\u0103 distrug\u0103 vie\u0163i, s\u0103 umileasc\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 savureze suferin\u0163a “tr\u0103d\u0103torului”. <\/p>\n

Iar individul \u0103sta a f\u0103cut un cont fals cu pozele nud ale fostei lui prietene. Cu datele ei de contact reale. Practic, a n\u0103pustit to\u0163i onani\u015ftii random pe ea. \u015ei, partea pozitiv\u0103, acum are o condamnare \u015fi un cazier<\/a> pentru asta.
\nM\u0103 bucur nespus c\u0103 le are. Prima condi\u0163ie a masculinit\u0103\u0163ii, din punctul meu de vedere, este demnitatea. Un b\u0103rbat poate fi s\u0103n\u0103tos, bolnav, musculos ca un Arnold sau filiform ca un Nureyev, amuzant ca un Carlin sau simplu\u0163 ca vecinul meu de deasupra, dar, dac\u0103 nu are o form\u0103 oarecare de demnitate, care s\u0103-i spun\u0103 c\u0103 e cazul s\u0103 ia lucrurile ca un b\u0103rbat, e risip\u0103 inutil\u0103 de molecule. Simplu gunoi \u00eenzestrat accidental cu aptitudinea de a respira. \u015ei cu o conexiune func\u0163ional\u0103 la Internet. <\/p>\n

O parte din comentacii mei au \u00eenceput s\u0103 o ard\u0103 glume\u0163. Ca \u015fi cum n-ar fi mare lucru. \u00cen fond, ce mare chestie, abuzul de \u00eencrederea unei persoane care, \u00een intimitatea unei rela\u0163ii, \u0163i-a oferit acces la corpul ei. Cine a \u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 nu e o glum\u0103 \u015fi nu e de r\u00e2s, mai e \u015fi acum Facebook friend cu mine. Cine a insistat cu coc\u0103l\u0103reala, e la groapa de viermi. Pentru c\u0103 nevoia de a minimaliza o astfel de infrac\u0163iune \u00eemi spune c\u0103 \u015fi tu ai fi \u00een stare s\u0103 faci asta, iar \u00een cazul \u0103sta vreau s\u0103 am zero interac\u0163iune cu tine pe viitor. <\/p>\n

Al\u0163i comentaci ai mei au \u00eenceput s\u0103 o ard\u0103 acuzator, la modul “dar ea de ce s\u0103 se lase pozat\u0103 nud?” H\u0103? Era o rela\u0163ie. Esen\u0163a unei rela\u0163ii e, \u00een mintea oric\u0103rui om c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t normal, \u00eencrederea. \u00cencrederea c\u0103 te po\u0163i expune \u015fi po\u0163i face ce vrei \u00een confortul unui angajament reciproc asumat. <\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 femeia \u00een\u015fal\u0103, idiotul sare s\u0103 o condamne: Curv\u0103 nenorocit\u0103 \u015fi denaturat\u0103. Dac\u0103 femeia \u00ee\u015fi dezl\u0103n\u0163uie animalul sexual interior \u00een cadrul unei rela\u0163ii (adic\u0103 acolo unde se presupune c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103-l dezl\u0103n\u0163uie), idiotul sare s\u0103 o condamne oricum: Curv\u0103 nenorocit\u0103 \u015fi denaturat\u0103. Ne scuza\u0163i, nenea, unde putem \u015fi noi s\u0103 ne bucur\u0103m \u00een pace de corpul nostru f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 ne intersect\u0103m cu verdictele tale atot\u015ftiutoare de l\u0103bar incurabil? <\/p>\n

Al\u0163i comentaci s-au atacat c\u0103, \u0103\u0103vai, e ur\u00e2t s\u0103 faci leg\u0103tura \u00eentre faptul c\u0103 individul e \u015fomer \u015fi st\u0103 cu p\u0103rin\u0163ii \u015fi nevoia lui meschin\u0103 de a ruina via\u0163a tipei care l-a p\u0103r\u0103sit. “Nu to\u0163i \u015fomerii suntem a\u015fa, unii avem \u015fi demnitate. Po\u0163i s\u0103 vii s\u0103 \u0163i-o tragi cu noi \u00een camera copil\u0103riei mele, care \u00eenc\u0103 are michimau\u015fi at\u00e2rna\u0163i de ecran, c\u0103 eu n-o s\u0103 m\u0103 laud la internet c\u0103 uite, totu\u015fi am o via\u0163\u0103 sexual\u0103.”
\nSerios, un om cu op\u0163iuni e un om care nu se coboar\u0103 s\u0103 distrug\u0103 vie\u0163i. Un om cu op\u0163iuni bea un shot din whisky-ul lui preferat \u015fi se relaxeaz\u0103. Cite\u015fte o carte, vede un film, arunc\u0103 un ochi \u00een jur \u015fi g\u0103se\u015fte alte zece persoane mai mult dec\u00e2t dornice s\u0103 umple locul r\u0103mas gol. <\/p>\n

A\u015fa c\u0103, drag Internet, las\u0103 pretextele \u015fi glumi\u0163ele pentru subiecte \u015fi texte care \u00ee\u015fi propun s\u0103 fie umoristice. R\u0103ul incalificabil pe care \u00eel aduce \u00een via\u0163a cuiva faptul c\u0103 tu e\u015fti prost \u015fi meschin nu se \u015fterge cu o glumi\u0163\u0103. Sau cu o condamnare de un an \u015fi ceva.
\n\u015ei ce e mai crunt, dac\u0103 experien\u0163a o las\u0103 pe domni\u015foar\u0103 oarecum tulburat\u0103, urm\u0103torii b\u0103rba\u0163i din via\u0163a ei vor fi cei care vor pl\u0103ti pre\u0163ul. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“N-am fost eu, dom’ judec\u0103tor, am un Vadim mic \u00een cap care-mi d\u0103 ordine. A prins grai la c\u00e2teva zile dup\u0103 moartea tribunului. ‘Fiule,...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":11732,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11731","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/bou.jpg?fit=960%2C960&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11731","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11731"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11731\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11734,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11731\/revisions\/11734"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11732"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11731"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11731"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11731"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}