{"id":11756,"date":"2016-12-01T12:56:38","date_gmt":"2016-12-01T09:56:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=11756"},"modified":"2016-12-01T12:56:38","modified_gmt":"2016-12-01T09:56:38","slug":"dicpic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/dicpic\/","title":{"rendered":"Dicpic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Faptele de mai jos sunt pur fictive. Orice leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu realitatea este \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103toare, adulterin\u0103, condamnat\u0103 de biseric\u0103 \u015fi de lege \u015fi, basically, are loc printr-un glory hole. <\/p>\n<p>Fata 1: B\u0103i, ce nesim\u0163i\u0163i.<br \/>\nFata 2: Ce? Iar a urlat unu&#8217; la tine c\u0103 el te valideaz\u0103 \u015fi tu nu apreciezi?<br \/>\nFata 1: Nu. M-a validat direct. Mi-a trimis o poz\u0103 cu organul. Se pune ca validare, nu?<br \/>\nFata 2: Asta e. Nu mai au bun sim\u0163, nu mai au demnitate \u015fi nu mai au valori.<br \/>\nFata 1: \u015ei ce \u00eencadratur\u0103 de rahat. Serios. Un pic de sim\u0163 artistic se poate?<br \/>\nFata 2: Wait, what?<br \/>\nFata 1: Da, m\u0103i. Nu ai cum s\u0103 \u00eemi ar\u0103\u0163i mai mult\u0103 faian\u0163\u0103 dec\u00e2t pul\u0103.<br \/>\nFata 2: E ca-n via\u0163\u0103. Orice poveste de iubire e 99% faian\u0163\u0103 \u015fi 1% pul\u0103.<br \/>\nFata 1: B\u0103i, \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 o chestie. Dac\u0103 tot \u00eemi trimi\u0163i poz\u0103 cu ea, m\u0103car las\u0103 capacul jos la bud\u0103.<br \/>\nFata 2: Lol.<br \/>\nFata 1: Sau dac\u0103 \u0163ii neap\u0103rat s\u0103 te lauzi public cu veceul de acas\u0103, m\u0103car spal\u0103-l \u00een pana mea \u00eenainte. O bud\u0103 murdar\u0103 de c\u0103cat m\u0103 insult\u0103 chiar mai mult \u00een inteligen\u0163a mea dec\u00e2t o poz\u0103 cu pula. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Faptele de mai jos sunt pur fictive. Orice leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu realitatea este \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103toare, adulterin\u0103, condamnat\u0103 de biseric\u0103 \u015fi de lege \u015fi, basically, are loc&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":11757,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11756","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/aicitrebuiasafiedicpic.jpg?fit=1360%2C700&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11756","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11756"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11756\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11760,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11756\/revisions\/11760"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11757"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11756"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11756"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11756"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}