{"id":11796,"date":"2016-12-10T11:26:09","date_gmt":"2016-12-10T08:26:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=11796"},"modified":"2019-12-21T14:24:17","modified_gmt":"2019-12-21T11:24:17","slug":"mos-craciun-si-fetita","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/mos-craciun-si-fetita\/","title":{"rendered":"Mo\u015f Cr\u0103ciun \u015fi feti\u0163a"},"content":{"rendered":"

“S\u0103 nu uit s\u0103 trec pe la magazin s\u0103-i cump\u0103r ou\u0103 \u015fi ulei nevestei”, \u00ee\u015fi zise actorul. Mai avea de petrecut 20 de minute la pomul de iarn\u0103. 20 de minute de costum ro\u015fu de p\u00e2nz\u0103, 20 de minute de barb\u0103 alb\u0103, confec\u0163ionat\u0103 din vat\u0103, 20 de minute de respira\u0163ie \u00eengreuiat\u0103. 20 de minute de m\u00e2nu\u0163e mici, emo\u0163ionate; picioru\u015fe care trop\u0103iau ner\u0103bd\u0103toare \u015fi credin\u0163a pur\u0103 c\u0103 el chiar are darul s\u0103 \u00eemplineasc\u0103 vise.
\nDe fapt, rolul de Mo\u015f Cr\u0103ciun nu era cel mai nepl\u0103cut\u0103 sarcin\u0103 cu care-l surprisese via\u0163a, de\u015fi el s-ar fi a\u015fteptat s\u0103 fie.
\nBa mai mult, \u00eei adusese mai mult\u0103 veselie dec\u00e2t rolul din Ibsen cu care c\u00e2\u015ftigase premiul de Cel mai bun actor, acum mul\u0163i ani, c\u00e2nd \u00eenc\u0103 era angajat al unui teatru de stat. Sear\u0103 de sear\u0103, \u00een mallul multicolor, avea de cinci ori mai mul\u0163i spectatori dec\u00e2t avusese \u00een sala de teatru. Spectatori care erau ceva mai ocupa\u0163i s\u0103-i z\u00e2mbeasc\u0103 dec\u00e2t s\u0103-i caute cu lupa b\u00e2lbele. Spectatori instinctiv mai preg\u0103ti\u0163i s\u0103-\u015fi suspende \u00eendoiala, dec\u00e2t cei din sala de spectacol.
\n-Bun\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103 ziuaaaa.
\nVocea sub\u0163iric\u0103, dar \u00eenfipt\u0103, \u00eel readuse la realitate. Se uit\u0103 la piticotul din fa\u0163a lui.
\n-Hohoho, bun\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i fie inima, fata mo\u015fului.
\nO lu\u0103 pe genunchi, dup\u0103 obicei, \u015fi o m\u00e2ng\u00e2ie p\u0103rinte\u015fte pe cap. \u00cei amintea de propria lui feti\u0163\u0103, care probabil c\u0103 desena acum rochi\u0163e de prin\u0163ese, acas\u0103. Niciodat\u0103 nu-i pl\u0103ceau ilustra\u0163iile din cartea de pove\u015fti. Avea mereu idei mai extravagante, volane mai ample, fuste mai bufante, gulere mai ornamentate. “O fi re\u00eencarnarea lui Coco Chanel, mai \u015ftii?”, oft\u0103 actorul. Era b\u0103rbat. Nu \u015ftia c\u0103, de\u015fi d\u0103duse patru milioane pe parfumul Chanel pe care urma s\u0103-l d\u0103ruiasc\u0103 nevestei de Cr\u0103ciun, mama brandului, Coco, fusese mereu mama simplit\u0103\u0163ii. Dac\u0103 era mod\u0103, era Coco Chanel.
\n-Nu trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 iei a\u015fa, \u015ftiu c\u0103 nu exi\u015fti, i-o retez\u0103 scurt feti\u0163a.
\n-Hohoho, cum s\u0103 nu exist, dac\u0103 stai pe genunchiul meu.
\nNu era nici primul, nici ultimul copil care \u00eencerca manevra asta. Unii \u00ee\u015fi p\u00e2ndiser\u0103 deja p\u0103rin\u0163ii care le strecurau cadouri sub pom. Al\u0163ii auziser\u0103 ceva de la colegi la \u015fcoal\u0103. Dar lui \u00eei pl\u0103cea s\u0103 le men\u0163in\u0103 copiilor mirajul credin\u0163ei \u00een Mo\u015f Cr\u0103ciun.
\n-E\u015fti un om normal pl\u0103tit s\u0103 faci asta, \u015ftiu eu, \u00eel \u00eentrerupse micu\u0163a. Am v\u0103zut-o eu pe doamna anul trecut cum \u00eel pl\u0103tea pe alt nene, dup\u0103 serbare. Mo\u015f Cr\u0103ciun adev\u0103rat n-ar fi luat bani.
\n-Poate \u00eei d\u0103dea s\u0103 aib\u0103 de cump\u0103rat nutre\u0163 pentru reni, obiect\u0103 actorul.
\n-Renii pasc iarb\u0103 \u015fi iarba e gratis, \u00eel a\u0163inti feti\u0163a cu un dege\u0163el mic \u015fi ascu\u0163it.
\n-Nu \u015fi la Polul Nord. La Polul Nord e frig \u015fi z\u0103pad\u0103, \u015fi iarba e foarte scump\u0103.
\n-Da, bine, d\u0103du feti\u0163a din umeri. Dar dac\u0103 Mo\u015f Cr\u0103ciun ar fi existat, a\u0163i fi fost acela\u015fi nene.
\n-Nu neap\u0103rat. E o singur\u0103 sear\u0103 de Cr\u0103ciun \u015fi 8 bilioane de locuitori pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt. Trebuie s\u0103 ne clon\u0103m s\u0103 ajungem peste tot, i-o tr\u00e2nti actorul.
\nEra \u00eenc\u00e2ntat de sine. Rar nimerise un copil at\u00e2t de critic. Dar \u015fi el avea o sear\u0103 bun\u0103.
\n-Spune-mi ce dorin\u0163e ai?
\n-\u00cel vreau pe tati \u00eenapoi.
\nPfff, nu puteai \u015fi tu s\u0103-\u0163i dore\u015fti o p\u0103pu\u015f\u0103 \u015fi un ursule\u0163, \u00eenghi\u0163i el \u00een sec. L-ar fi b\u0103tut pe nemernicul care a putut p\u0103r\u0103si un asemenea copil.
\n-\u015etii cum e, p\u0103rin\u0163ii uneori descoper\u0103 c\u0103 nu se mai iubesc. \u015ei se mut\u0103 \u00een case diferite.
\nAsta era partea pe care o ura. C\u00e2nd trebuia s\u0103 le justifice unor copii nevinova\u0163i deciziile idioate ale unor adul\u0163i. Din punctul lui real de vedere, nu exista nici o scuz\u0103. Ai un copil, ai grij\u0103 de el. Sf\u00e2r\u015fitul argumenta\u0163iei.
\n-Tati meu s-a mutat sub p\u0103m\u00e2nt.
\nAh, ce repede s\u0103rise la concluzie, ca g\u0103ina la muci, se mustr\u0103 el pe interior.
\n-A stat foarte mult timp la spital, \u015fi i-au f\u0103cut aia, cum \u00eei zice… transplant. Dar a murit. \u015ei asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 n-o s\u0103-l mai vedem niciodat\u0103.
\nBrusc \u00eentristat, o m\u00e2ng\u00e2ie pe micu\u0163\u0103 pe cap.
\n-Din p\u0103cate, nici m\u0103car Mo\u015f Cr\u0103ciun nu \u0163i-l poate aduce pe tat\u0103l t\u0103u \u00eenapoi. Cere-mi ceva u\u015for.
\n-O vreau pe mami \u00eenapoi.
\nO, nu!
\n-\u015ei mami…?
\n-Mami a trebuit s\u0103 plece depaarte, \u00een Amelica. A zis c\u0103 avem multe alea, datorii, c\u0103 a trebuit s\u0103 cerem bani de la toat\u0103 lumea pentru tata. \u015ei c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 plece departe, c\u0103 aici salariu e mic. Adic\u0103 prime\u015fte foarte pu\u0163ini bani la munc\u0103, \u00een\u0163elegi? \u015ei \u00een Amelica e salariu mare.
\n-\u00cen\u0163eleg, oft\u0103 actorul. \u015ei tu ai r\u0103mas cu cine?
\n-Cu buni.
\nSim\u0163i cum via\u0163a din jur era un ocean \u00een furtun\u0103 \u015fi cum inima i se scufund\u0103 lent, \u00eenghi\u0163it\u0103 de un v\u00e2rtej.
\n-Probabil c\u0103 o s\u0103 dureze p\u00e2n\u0103 vine mami \u00eenapoi. Cere-mi ceva \u015fi mai u\u015for. Ceva ce-\u0163i pot da.
\nEra hot\u0103r\u00e2t ca dup\u0103 ce i se termina angajamentul, s\u0103 treac\u0103 pe la zona de magazine \u015fi s\u0103-i cumpere o juc\u0103rie copilului \u0103stuia am\u0103r\u00e2t. Orice.
\n-O vreau pe buni \u00eenapoi.
\n-Dar…
\n-Buni nu s-a sim\u0163it bine \u015fi m-a dat la casa de copii, continu\u0103 feti\u0163a. Vreau ca buni s\u0103 se fac\u0103 bine \u015fi s\u0103 m\u0103 ia acas\u0103.
\nSfinte Dumnezeule.
\n-Nici asta nu pot s\u0103-\u0163i promit.
\n-Atunci nu vreau nimic, d\u0103du din umeri sec \u015fi rece copilul. Nu po\u0163i nimic \u015fi nu ai nimic.
\n-A\u015fa e.
\nUn strig\u0103t \u00eei \u00eentrerupse.
\n-Ana, hai c\u0103 ai vorbit destul cu Mo\u015ful, las\u0103 \u015fi pe al\u0163i copii.
\nSe uit\u0103 buim\u0103cit la femeia t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 care f\u0103cea semne \u00een direc\u0163ia lor. Nu p\u0103rea o bon\u0103 de orfelinat. Era frumoas\u0103 \u015fi elegant\u0103.
\n-Cine e doamna?
\n-Mama. Hahaha, te-am p\u0103c\u0103lit.
\nFeti\u0163a \u00eencepu s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 copios.
\n-Dar de ce s\u0103 faci una ca asta?
\n-Dac\u0103 erai Mo\u015f adev\u0103rat, mi-ai fi primit scrisoarea \u015fi m-ai fi recunoscut, nu-i a\u015fa?
\nCopilul mai z\u00e2mbi o dat\u0103 \u015fi se pref\u0103cu c\u0103-l pup\u0103 pe obraz.
\n-A\u015fa e c\u00e2nd cineva te minte. Acum \u015ftii.
\n\u00cei cobor\u00ee de pe genunchi \u015fi se dep\u0103rt\u0103.
\n-Nu l-ai salutat pe mo\u015f, Ana. Eu ce te-am \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at? o auzi pe mam\u0103, \u00een timp ce se dep\u0103rtau.
\n-Ba daaa, l-am \u015fi pupat. Mi-a povestit de reni \u015fi de Polul Nord. \u0218tiai c\u0103 iarba e 60 de lei gramul? <\/p>\n

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