Spre deosebire de acum doi ani, c\u00e2nd am f\u0103cut v\u00e2lv\u0103 mult\u0103 \u015fi mare, sezonul \u0103sta electoral am ales s\u0103 tratez zero politic\u0103, spre uimirea \u015fi triste\u0163ea unor domni \u015fi doamne pe care i-am “dezam\u0103git”. Dar cum \u015ftiu c\u0103 orice a\u015f face, perpetuu cineva va pl\u00e2nge c\u0103 i-am violat visele \u00een anus cu o coad\u0103 de m\u0103tur\u0103 \u00eenmuiat\u0103 \u00een antigel \u015fi c\u0103 senza\u0163ia de rece \u00een cur este chiar consemnabil\u0103 \u015fi repetabil\u0103, am decis s\u0103-mi v\u0103d, pentru prima oar\u0103 \u00een via\u0163\u0103, propriul interes. \u015ei anume, pe acela de a sta c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t lini\u015ftit\u0103. <\/p>\n
A) M-au h\u0103r\u0163uit a zecea parte din postacii care m-au h\u0103r\u0163uit runda trecut\u0103. <\/p>\n
Chiar \u015ftiu politic\u0103. Tocmai de aceea, de c\u00e2te ori scriu politic\u0103, textele se \u00eempr\u0103\u015ftie ca molima \u015fi apar sute de postaci ca ciupercile dup\u0103 ploaie s\u0103 m\u0103 fut\u0103 chinuitor, retardat \u015fi insistent la melodioar\u0103. Cum care melodioar\u0103? Tot playlistul.
\nEste vorba de timpul \u015fi nervii mei. \u015ei culmea, anul \u0103sta chiar am avut oferte electorale remunerate. De unde d\u0103\u0163ile trecute \u00eencercau s\u0103 m\u0103 ademeneasc\u0103 cu vr\u0103jeal\u0103 proast\u0103 de pop\u0103 de \u0163ar\u0103, anul \u0103sta a\u015f fi avut advertoriale pl\u0103tite. Dar la g\u00e2ndul sutelor de handicapa\u0163i cu resurse infinite de timp liber care ar fi venit s\u0103 latre inept \u00een subsol, am zis pas. Las\u0103 s\u0103 fim blog de entertainment o vreme.
\n\u015ei nu s-au comparat cei trei – patru pule\u0163i cu vie\u0163i sexuale inexistente care m-au agasat zilele astea cu volumul de psihoz\u0103 prev\u0103zut\u0103 contractual \u015fi remunerat\u0103 de acum doi ani. <\/p>\n
B) Oricum nu schimbi orientarea politic\u0103 a nim\u0103nui. <\/p>\n
Cititorii mei \u015ftiu exact cu cine voteaz\u0103. To\u0163i. Problema e c\u0103 sunt din toate taberele. Ar fi putut s\u0103 se certe cu tine, dac\u0103 sus\u0163ineai altceva dec\u00e2t le pl\u0103cea lor s\u0103 aud\u0103, \u015fi pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 sute de postaci, s\u0103 mai \u00eenduri \u015fi tentative de persuasiune nedorite de la oamenii din lista ta. A\u015fa c\u0103 am preferat s\u0103 scutesc timpul meu \u015fi al altora, t\u0103c\u00e2nd pe teme politice. <\/p>\n
C) Cine te caut\u0103 strict pentru politic\u0103 are zero interes \u00een tine ca scriitor – performer. <\/p>\n
Principalul meu interes, motivul pentru care bag zi de zi timp \u015fi resurse \u00een acest col\u0163i\u015for de infern mov este s\u0103 m\u0103 promovez. Pe mine \u00een primul r\u00e2nd, \u015fi ce \u015ftiu eu s\u0103 fac. Riscul \u00een a \u0163i-i atrage pe fanii partidului X e ca ei s\u0103 uite de principala ta menire – aceea de scriitor – actor, \u015fi s\u0103 te re\u0163in\u0103 ore \u00een \u015fir dezb\u0103t\u00e2nd cine ar trebui s\u0103 c\u00e2\u015ftige \u015fi de ce. No. Fucking. Way. Nu. Pe. Timpul. Meu. <\/p>\n
D) Rezultatul era u\u015for de anticipat <\/p>\n
\u015ei presupun\u00e2nd c\u0103 a\u015f fi promovat doar partidele de dreapta, tot nu a\u015f fi schimbat nimic. Cu gafele absolut \u00eencr\u00e2ncenant de jenante ale lui Gorghiu, care e politician cum sunt eu dirijor la Scala, era clar c\u0103 PNL e \u00een pr\u0103bu\u015fire liber\u0103 pe versant accidentat, USR-ul e prea mic \u015fi firav s\u0103 izbuteasc\u0103 ceva, iar PSD are lec\u0163ia aia a nesp\u0103l\u0103rii rufelor \u00een public, cu care d\u0103 clas\u0103, strict politic vorbind, tuturor celorlalte partide.
\nDa, dac\u0103 e\u015fti politician, trebuie s\u0103 ai disciplin\u0103 \u015fi figurile de tip eu h\u0103is \u015fi tu cea arat\u0103 pur \u015fi simplu oribil. De aceea nu m-am b\u0103gat eu \u00een politic\u0103 pe post de membru al unui partid, de\u015fi invita\u0163ii am avut. <\/p>\n
E) M-au sc\u00e2rbit major concesiile dreptei. <\/p>\n
Uneori, calea spre succes e s\u0103 n-o sugi. Pare contraintuitiv, c\u00e2nd e\u015fti un neam de boarfe proaste, dar uneori, calea spre succes e s\u0103 fii demn. Iar dac\u0103 e\u015fti de dreapta, nu te apuci s\u0103 te pi\u015fi pe propriile valori democratice semn\u00e2nd deals cu imbecilii de la Coali\u0163ia Pentru Familie \u015fi al\u0163ii ca ei. Da, o faci s\u0103 atragi pulimea. Dar pierzi pe cei cu minimum un neuron func\u0163ional, care v\u0103d cum te dezici de propriile valori pentru nimic. <\/p>\n
F) Chiar cred c\u0103 ni\u015fte PSD la guvernare o s\u0103 ne prind\u0103 bine. <\/p>\n
M\u0103 uit \u00een jur \u015fi v\u0103d o lene spiritual\u0103 \u015fi un refuz de a face lucruri constructive de m\u0103 ia cu ame\u0163eli. Ia s\u0103 vin\u0103 PSD, s\u0103 bage ni\u015fte spaim\u0103, ni\u015fte barona\u015fi \u015fi ni\u015fte tactici neocomuniste \u00een popula\u0163ie, c\u0103 se pare c\u0103 e nevoie. Prea pu\u0163in\u0103 lume func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 sub zodia tandre\u0163ii \u015fi prea mul\u0163i au nevoie de ni\u015fte crava\u015f\u0103 \u015fi muie s\u0103 prind\u0103 aripi. Poporul rom\u00e2n are particularitatea asta: nu poate cre\u015fte dec\u00e2t \u00eempotriva cuiva, nicidecum cooper\u00e2nd cu cineva. C\u00e2nd \u00eencerci cooperare, iei \u0163eap\u0103. C\u00e2nd \u00eencerci mor\u0163i de mam\u0103, ob\u0163ii ce voiai. <\/p>\n
Pe scurt, a fost o campanie electoral\u0103 superb\u0103, mi-a pl\u0103cut s-o savurez de la distan\u0163\u0103, \u015fi nu mi-au lipsit nici o secund\u0103 pis\u0103logii de serviciu. Mul\u0163umesc pentru distrac\u0163ie tuturor p\u0103r\u0163ilor implicate. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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