De c\u00e2nd Eusebiu o cunoscuse pe Eulalia, via\u0163a era numai ciripit de p\u0103s\u0103rele, iubire \u015fi parfum. Era o iubire ca-n filme. \u00ce\u015fi d\u0103deau unul altuia dumica\u0163ii \u00een gur\u0103 c\u00e2nd m\u00e2ncau, \u00ee\u015fi continuau intuitiv frazele c\u00e2te un cuv\u00e2nt fiecare \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi trimiteau c\u00e2te un mesaj cu o propunere pornografic\u0103 din dou\u0103 \u00een dou\u0103 ore.
\nNu exista pasiune ca a lor. Distruseser\u0103 toate cear\u015fafurile. Se v\u0103zuser\u0103 nevoi\u0163i s\u0103 cumpere un alt teanc, \u015fi de data asta le luaser\u0103 direct maro, s\u0103 \u015ftie o treab\u0103.
\nSe iubeau at\u00e2t de tare, \u00eenc\u00e2t ar fi renun\u0163at la toat\u0103 lumea din jur \u015fi s-ar fi mutat \u00eempreun\u0103 undeva pe o alt\u0103 planet\u0103, singuri cuc. OK, cu c\u00e2teva pisici pufoase, s\u0103 aib\u0103 tov\u0103r\u0103\u015fie aleas\u0103. \u015ei s\u0103 fac\u0103 sex iar, \u015fi iar, \u015fi iar, \u00een timp ce pisicile dormitau indiferente pe ferestre.
\nDin p\u0103cate, alte planete nu aveau hipermarketuri, nu aveau saloane de tatuaj, nu aveau p\u00e2rtii de schi \u015fi, ghinion, nu aveau o atmosfer\u0103 decent\u0103.
\nDar de Revelion, puteau crea aceast\u0103 iluzie.
\nAu \u00eenchiriat o mic\u0103 vil\u0103 \u00een doi, departe, \u00een Mun\u0163ii Retezat. Vor fi singuri trei zile, pe 31, 1 \u015fi 2. Nea Ionic\u0103, proprietarul, nu-i va deranja, c\u0103 pleca s\u0103 fac\u0103 revelionul la un fin \u00een Dobrogea. Revenea doar pe 2 ianuarie s\u0103 recupereze cheile. Nimeni nu le va deranja lui Eusebiu \u015fi Eulaliei magica \u015fi erotica singur\u0103tate. Deja tr\u0103iau fiori extatici, numai la g\u00e2ndul c\u0103 se vor dezl\u0103n\u0163ui \u00een voia sim\u0163urilor.
\n\u015ei iat\u0103-i pe Eusebiu \u015fi pe Eulalia pe 30 decembrie \u00een supermarket.
\n-Iubita mea, vezi c\u0103 Retezatul e izolat. Hai s\u0103 cump\u0103r\u0103m tot ce ne trebuie.
\n-Adic\u0103 ce vrei s\u0103 insinuezi?
\n-C\u0103 nu merge s\u0103 m\u0103 retrimi\u0163i de cinci ori c\u0103 ai uitat aia, aia \u015fi ailalt\u0103. Ce ducem, aia va fi.
\n-Oook. Ne facem list\u0103. Nu uit\u0103m nimic.
\n\u015ei \u00eencep s\u0103 se aprovizioneze:
\n-Punem bere normal\u0103, sau \u015fi bere cu l\u0103m\u00e2ie, just in case?
\n-Pune, just in case.
\nMai departe:
\n-Lu\u0103m m\u0103sline cu s\u00e2mburi, sau \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 s\u00e2mburi just in case?
\n-Pune, just in case.
\nMai departe:
\n-Becuri ecologice, sau \u015fi de 100W, just in case?
\n-Pune, just in case.
\nMai departe:
\n-A\u0163\u0103 alb\u0103, sau \u015fi neagr\u0103, just in case?
\n-\u015ei ro\u015fie, just in case. \u015etii neglijeul t\u0103u \u0103la cu vedere la… (\u015foapt\u0103 conspirativ\u0103 \u00een ureche.) Poate p\u0103\u0163e\u015fte ceva.
\n-Hihihi, oricum tu \u00eel cumperi pe urm\u0103torul.
\nLa case, au revizuit \u015fi ad\u0103ugit lista. Aveau cuie mici, cuie mari, ciocan nou, chibrituri mici, chibrituri mari de sob\u0103, saci de gunoi, m\u00e2ncare de toate tipurile, ace, brice \u015fi carice. Luaser\u0103 \u015fi tirbu\u015fon nou, \u00een caz c\u0103 nu-l g\u0103seau pe \u0103la vechi. \u015ei epilator cu baterii nou, s\u0103 fie acolo. Nu exista nevoie uman\u0103 pe care s\u0103 n-o fi prev\u0103zut.
\nPe 31, Eusebiu \u015fi Eulalia s-au urcat \u00een ma\u015fin\u0103. De diminea\u0163\u0103, Eulalia sim\u0163ea o melancolie.
\n-Ce e, iubito?
\n-Nu \u015ftiu. Triste\u0163ea inexorabil\u0103 a timpului care trece implacabil.
\n-Da. Dar noi mergem s\u0103 petrecem. Va fi fuuuun.
\n-A\u015fa e, oft\u0103 Eulalia \u00eeng\u00e2ndurat\u0103.
\n…Erau deja pe o potec\u0103 de munte, la nici 50 de kilometri de caban\u0103, c\u00e2nd Eulalia i-a cerut s\u0103 opreasc\u0103. Treaba mic\u0103.
\nO ajut\u0103 s\u0103 coboare din ma\u015fin\u0103, se \u00eentoarce galant cu spatele, de\u015fi v\u0103zuse de at\u00e2tea ori p\u0103rticica anatomic\u0103 respectiv\u0103… La g\u00e2ndul \u0103sta, simte un puseu erectil. Dar \u00eel \u00eentrerupe vocea ei.
\n-Vai de capul nostru, Eusebiu. \u015etii ce am uitat s\u0103 lu\u0103m?
\n-Ce!?
\n-Tampoane. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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