\u015etiu c\u0103 p\u00e2ndea\u0163i obsesia erotic\u0103 6, dar \u00een seara asta, m\u0103rturisesc, am o stare de lumin\u0103 \u015fi simplitate, \u015fi nevoia de a v\u0103 dezv\u0103lui unul din secretele mele scriitorice\u015fti: mai exact amici\u0163ia \u00eendelungat\u0103 cu Domnul Agraf\u0103. Da: bijuteria mea favorit\u0103 este o agraf\u0103 de birou. (As scary as it may seem.) Dar nuuuuuu orice agraf\u0103…<\/p>\n
\u00a0To\u0163i cei care v\u0103 scrie\u0163i lucr\u0103rile-articolele-cuget\u0103rile \u00een Word, \u015fti\u0163i c\u0103 Help Assistantul Word e o Agraf\u0103 juc\u0103u\u015f\u0103, vesel\u0103, care face diverse giumbu\u015flucuri, se str\u00e2mb\u0103 \u00een fel \u015fi chip, se d\u0103 peste cap, ia diverse forme… \u00eentr-un cuv\u00e2nt, \u00ee\u0163i alung\u0103 singur\u0103tatea celebr\u0103 a tete-a-tete-ul stresant cu foaia alb\u0103 de h\u00e2rtie.<\/p>\n
Acum, eu voi merge mai departe \u015fi v\u0103 voi m\u0103rturisi c\u0103 domnul Agraf\u0103 mi-a fost tovar\u0103\u015f de n\u0103dejde \u00een timp ce mi-am scris cele \u00een cur\u00e2nd trei c\u0103r\u0163i. Pentru c\u0103, departe de a fi un simplu Help Assistant, Domnul Agraf\u0103 are o privire inteligent\u0103. \u015ei reac\u0163ii uneori foarte adecvate la starea ta de spirit. \u015ei, dup\u0103 un timp, te pomene\u015fti vorbind cu el. \u015ei privirea lui inteligent\u0103 exprim\u0103 \u00een\u0163elegere. Mai-mai s\u0103 se ofere s\u0103-\u0163i aduc\u0103 o cafea aburind\u0103 \u015fi cornuri calde, dr\u0103g\u0103la\u015ful. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
\u00cen general, pisoiul, c\u00e2nd \u00eel vede pe Domnul Agraf\u0103, \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103-l prind\u0103 cu l\u0103bu\u0163a. Spre norocul carierei mele literare, nu reu\u015fe\u015fte niciodat\u0103…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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