M\u0103 uitam eu \u00een vitrine zilele trecute. \u015eti\u0163i cum e de s\u0103rb\u0103tori. Cumperi cadouri \u015fi, simultan, dac\u0103 e\u015fti gagic\u0103, \u00ee\u0163i construie\u015fti mintal garderoba pe lunile viitoare.<\/p>\n
Ce m\u0103 \u00eentrista nespus e, pe de o parte, faptul c\u0103 singurele haine cu adev\u0103rat atr\u0103g\u0103toare \u015fi purtabile sunt cele pentru 90 – 60 – 90 – \u00een timp ce eu sunt formatul 100 – 70 – 100, deci zero \u015fanse s\u0103 intru \u00een ele, dar pe de alt\u0103 parte, suficient de civilizat propor\u0163ionat\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 merit o garderob\u0103 de bun\u0103ciune, nu una de tanc sovietic – \u015fi pe de alta, lipsa cras\u0103 de creativitate \u015fi de idei. Parc\u0103 toate magazina\u015fele s-ar aproviziona de pe \u00a0la aceia\u015fi trei designeri, care sunt to\u0163i trei \u00een zilele de dinainte de ciclu.<\/p>\n
Iar dac\u0103 mi se ag\u0103\u0163a ochiul de o rochi\u0163\u0103 dr\u0103gu\u0163\u0103, era invariabil trecut\u0103 de 500 de lei.<\/p>\n
\u015ei atunci m-a p\u0103lit ideea: nimeni nu-mi cunoa\u015fte corpul, lucrurile care mi se potrivesc \u015fi cele care nu mi se potrivesc, a\u015fa cum m\u0103 cunosc eu. \u015etiu exact materialele, dimensiunile, texturile care-mi stau bine. Cum ar fi s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenscriu la un curs de croitorie? Nu de design, pur \u015fi simplu ceva care s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163e partea tehnic\u0103. Din punct de vedere artistic, am deja idei s\u0103-mi ias\u0103 pe nas, \u015fi n-am nevoie de cineva care s\u0103 m\u0103 bat\u0103 la cap \u015fi s\u0103-mi modeleze viziunea dup\u0103 a sa, mai ales c\u0103 nu vreau s\u0103 produc haine pentru popula\u0163ie, ci strict pentru uz personal.<\/p>\n
“Da, Lorena, dar nu ai timp”.<\/p>\n
“\u015ei dac\u0103-mi fac?”<\/p>\n
“Dar e greu.”<\/p>\n
“Dar a fost ceva u\u015for vreodat\u0103? Imagineaz\u0103-\u0163i cum o s\u0103 fie ca nebunia clownesc\u0103 \u015fi pornografic\u0103 din creierul t\u0103u definitiv dus cu pluta s\u0103 se transpun\u0103 \u015fi \u00een \u0163oalele cu care p\u0103r\u0103se\u015fti incinta?”<\/p>\n
“Nu \u015ftiu. M\u0103 aresteaz\u0103 potera din cinci \u00een cinci minute?”<\/p>\n
“\u015ei cum o s\u0103 fie dac\u0103, la viitoarele tale spectacole teatrale, \u00ee\u0163i po\u0163i confec\u0163iona singur\u0103 costumele, mai ales c\u0103 toate discutate \u00een prezent sunt proiecte independente, autofinan\u0163ate, \u015fi nici un teatru nu arunc\u0103 spre tine cu bugete de mii de euro?”<\/p>\n
“\u0102\u0103… chiar ar fi.”<\/p>\n
“\u015ei cum ar fi dac\u0103 ai lua vreo rochi\u0163\u0103 sexo\u015fic\u0103 de sl\u0103b\u0103tur\u0103, \u015fi ai putea s-o modifici tu, s\u0103 \u00eei adaugi cei zece centimetri, \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eei dai \u015fi not\u0103 personal\u0103, s\u0103 nu te pomene\u015fti la vreun party c\u0103 e\u015fti \u00eembr\u0103cat\u0103 ca altcineva?”<\/p>\n
“O, da, chiar ar fi.”<\/p>\n
“\u015ei po\u0163i s\u0103-\u0163i modifici \u015fi garderoba deja existent\u0103, pe m\u0103sur\u0103 ce sl\u0103be\u015fti \u015fi te \u00eengra\u015fi c\u00e2te zece kilograme, \u00een func\u0163ie de caruselul t\u0103u emo\u0163ional pe care nici dracu nu-l pricepe?”<\/p>\n
“DAAA. VIS. Deja am 5678 de agrafe. Ba \u00eengustez chestii cu ele, c\u0103 at\u00e2rn\u0103 totul ca pe gardul patriarhiei, ba maschez faptul c\u0103 nu mi se \u00eenchide \u015fli\u0163ul. Ar fi.”<\/p>\n
\u00cen timpul telefoanelor tradi\u0163ionale de la mul\u0163i ani, \u00eemi zice un prieten.<\/p>\n
-B\u0103i, Lorena, mi-am g\u0103sit o form\u0103 de fericire.<\/p>\n
-Ce fericire?<\/p>\n
-Lucrez ucenic dou\u0103 zile pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 bani, la o brut\u0103rie. Practic, fac toate muncile care transform\u0103 f\u0103ina alb\u0103 \u00een pit\u0103 rumen\u0103 cu coaj\u0103 crocant\u0103.<\/p>\n
De men\u0163ionat, prietenul \u0103sta al meu e un intelectual fin, \u015fi are \u015fi un business, deci nici el nu sap\u0103 c\u00e2mpul cinci zile pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, ca dup\u0103 aceea s\u0103 se bucure tot de munc\u0103 fizic\u0103.<\/p>\n
-A, interesant. \u015ei ce te \u00eenc\u00e2nt\u0103?<\/p>\n
-M\u0103i, fericirea aia simpl\u0103, c\u00e2nd vezi un obiect concret c\u0103 iese din m\u00e2inile tale. Rodul muncii tale, cum se zice. Faptul c\u0103 faci un lucru cu m\u00e2na ta \u015fi la final, vezi rezultatul. \u015ei pl\u0103cerea procesului. Deconectarea pe care o sim\u0163i \u00een timp ce-\u0163i eliberezi mintea de toate grijile \u015fi te concentrezi pe munca fizic\u0103 din fa\u0163a ta. E ceva nespus de frumos. Ui\u0163i de angoase existen\u0163iale, de \u00eentreb\u0103ri f\u0103r\u0103 r\u0103spuns, de dileme ontologice. Pur \u015fi simplu, lucrezi. Sun ca un nebun.<\/p>\n
-De fapt \u015fi pe mine m\u0103 bate un g\u00e2nd.<\/p>\n
-S\u0103 faci \u015fi tu p\u00e2ine?<\/p>\n
-Nu. S\u0103 croiesc. Mor dup\u0103 culori \u015fi texturi.<\/p>\n
-Ce taaare. Lorena couture. Bag\u0103-te.<\/p>\n
-Zici?<\/p>\n
-Zic!<\/p>\n
B\u0103ga\u0163i \u015fi voi la comentarii experien\u0163e similare, dac\u0103 le-a\u0163i avut, \u015fi ce a\u0163i sim\u0163it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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