Am o list\u0103 de Facebook format\u0103 80% din femei. E u\u015for de \u00een\u0163eles de ce. Femeile pricep mai u\u015for c\u0103 ai blog de autor \u015fi e un instrument de promovare a crea\u0163iei \u015fi a figurii publice Lorena Lupu, nu o agen\u0163ie matrimonial\u0103 \u015fi nu \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 te aga\u0163e, sau s\u0103 te streseze, sau s\u0103 te ia la pis\u0103logeal\u0103 privat\u0103 neamuzant\u0103, \u015fi, cumva, po\u0163i s\u0103-\u0163i faci treaba cu 60% mai pu\u0163in deranj.<\/p>\n
Astea fiind zise, periodic prietenele mele sharuiesc unul \u015fi acela\u015fi articol, rescris de andre f\u0103r\u0103 zah\u0103r, ioane dude \u015fi multe alte bloggeri\u0163e c\u0103rora nu le contest meritele altminteri. Nu, nu e acela\u015fi articol, evident. Sunt doar acelea\u015fi idei \u015fi acela\u015fi ton zbor\u015fit. Dac\u0103 n-ar fi, n-a\u015f povesti.<\/p>\n
Deci, din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd, numitele dudui \u015fi altele ca ele simt nevoia s\u0103 certe femeia puternic\u0103 c\u0103 de ce e ea puternic\u0103 \u015fi c\u0103 de ce are nesim\u0163irea s\u0103 nu recunoasc\u0103, b\u0103i, coaie, c\u0103 \u00een ad\u00e2ncul sufletului e extrem de slab\u0103, ca o diet\u0103 cu garcinia cambodia cumulat\u0103 cu cetone de zmeur\u0103 \u015fi cu ceai de oolong.<\/p>\n
“Sigur suntem toate la fel, \u015fi sigur \u015fi tu doar pozezi \u00een puternic\u0103, \u015fi sigur voi astea care v\u0103 descurca\u0163i de minune min\u0163i\u0163i, \u015fi sigur vre\u0163i un b\u0103rbat s\u0103 v\u0103 schimbe becurile \u015fi pula mea pula mea pula mea”.<\/p>\n
S\u0103 zicem c\u0103 n-a\u015f avea o problem\u0103 cu \u00eendoielile lui x sau y legate de for\u0163a interioar\u0103 \u015fi libertatea noastr\u0103, a celor care nu ne dorim \u00een mod special s\u0103 fim remorcile cuiva. Dar am o problem\u0103 a dracu’ de mare cu tonul acuzator \u015fi moralizator. Cu faptul c\u0103 m\u0103 simt mustrat\u0103.<\/p>\n
Mi se pare c\u0103 aceste dudui sunt doar o versiune un picule\u0163 mai updatat\u0103 a babelor din fa\u0163a blocului meu, primul comitet de futere de grij\u0103 pentru binele altuia pe care l-am v\u0103zut \u015fi pe care l-am detestat. Babele astea erau un fel de Cine Cu Cine \u015ei De C\u00e2nd al blocului. Iar pe noi astea care ne vedeam de \u015fcoala \u015fi trupa noastr\u0103 de teatru, \u015fi veneam de la parties singure, c\u0103 mergeam s\u0103 ne distr\u0103m, nu s\u0103 c\u0103t\u0103m pul\u0103 s\u0103 o trimitem la aprozar \u015fi s\u0103 o punem la desf\u0103cut borcane, ne pis\u0103logeau: “Maic\u0103, trebuie s\u0103 te m\u0103ri\u0163i, s\u0103 fii \u00een r\u00e2ndul lumii, s\u0103 ai o familie, c\u0103 ce zice lumea”.<\/p>\n
Versiunea 2016 sunt bloggeresele “hai, fatah, recunoa\u015fte c\u0103 \u015fi tu vrei s\u0103 faci pe proasta la bra\u0163ul unuia”.<\/p>\n
La asta, am un singur r\u0103spuns: Sugi pula ca pe ultima suflare.<\/p>\n
Noi, femeile puternice, nu vrem s\u0103 mim\u0103m c\u0103 suntem mai slabe \u015fi mai neajutorate dec\u00e2t suntem, doar ca s\u0103 facem front comun cu voi. Noi, femeile puternice, avem scopuri \u015fi lupt\u0103m pentru ele. Noi, femeile puternice, ne bucur\u0103m de o dragoste, dac\u0103 ne iese \u00een drum, dar nu tragem de nimeni, iar c\u00e2nd suntem singure, dormim ne\u00eentoarse, c\u0103 m\u0103car avem tot patul pentru noi. Asta apropo de cli\u015feul “ce greu e s\u0103 dormi singur\u0103 \u00een patul rece”. Vezi, f\u0103, chestia aia rotund\u0103 de pe calorifer? Se nume\u015fte repartitor. E responsabil cu agentul termic \u00een cas\u0103.<\/p>\n
Eu nu o s\u0103 scriu \u00een via\u0163a mea un articol \u00een care s\u0103 o \u00eenv\u0103\u0163 pe femeia slab\u0103 ce frumos e traiul f\u0103r\u0103 obliga\u0163ii \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 telefoane de control. Sau dac\u0103 \u00eel scriu, \u00eel scriu pe un ton de sugestie. “Uite, ar fi mi\u015fto s\u0103 nu mai at\u00e2rni ca proasta de unu \u015fi s\u0103 lup\u0163i pentru a fi tu suma calit\u0103\u0163ilor \u015fi realiz\u0103rilor la care visezi. Dar, p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, e via\u0163a ta \u015fi faci ce crezi.” A\u015f aprecia s\u0103 respecta\u0163i \u015fi voi faptul c\u0103 exist\u0103m, c\u0103 suntem diferite de voi, \u015fi s\u0103 v\u0103 b\u0103ga\u0163i nevoia de a predica ad\u00e2nc \u00een pizd\u0103. A\u015fa, ve\u0163i fi \u015fi ceva mai satisf\u0103cute sexual \u015fi nevoia voastr\u0103 de a ne \u00eenv\u0103\u0163a ce suntem noi de fapt \u015fi nu recunoa\u015ftem se va mai atenua.<\/p>\n
Suntem diferi\u0163i. Justin Bieber e b\u0103rbat. Kanye West e b\u0103rbat. Muhammad Ali a fost b\u0103rbat. Michael Jackson a fost b\u0103rbat. Steven Seagal e b\u0103rbat. Victor Ponta e b\u0103rbat. Barack Obama e \u015fi el b\u0103rbat. Nu-i a\u015fa c\u0103 exist\u0103 o infinitate de moduri de a fi b\u0103rbat, \u015fi c\u0103 nevoile acestor oameni sunt radical diferite?<\/p>\n
Bun.<\/p>\n
E valabil \u015fi pentru femei. Hai, pa.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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