Orice femeie cu o via\u0163\u0103 sexual\u0103 activ\u0103 a \u00eent\u00e2lnit minimum o dat\u0103 virguli\u0163a. A privit-o tandru \u00een ochi\u015fori, a m\u00e2ng\u00e2iat-o matern pe c\u0103p\u015for \u015fi a petrecut restul serii f\u0103c\u00e2nd bingeing cu filme \u015fi popcorn pe netflix, c\u0103 oameni suntem \u015fi nu o s\u0103 d\u0103m afar\u0103 din cas\u0103 un suflet de om pe motive de genetic\u0103 zg\u00e2rcit\u0103.<\/p>\n
Realitatea e c\u0103 posesorii virguli\u0163ei sunt mai con\u015ftien\u0163i, \u00een mod dureros, de caren\u0163a lor \u00een materie, dec\u00e2t oricine altcineva. \u015ei atunci muncesc intens s\u0103 arate c\u0103 au un surplus pe alte planuri. Alfel, cum crede\u0163i c\u0103 au ap\u0103rut ceasurile Chopard?<\/p>\n
De aceea, c\u00e2nd vezi un domn cu un job de birou, 9 – 5, c\u0103tre care se \u00eendreapt\u0103 cu ditamai Jeepul, \u015ftii. C\u00e2nd auzi alt domn l\u0103ud\u00e2ndu-se oricui vrea s\u0103-l aud\u0103 c\u0103 e mai de\u015ftept dec\u00e2t ei, de\u015fi nu l-a \u00eentrebat nimeni nimic, \u015ftii. C\u00e2nd vezi un al treilea domn a\u015fez\u00e2ndu-se la mas\u0103 \u015fi sco\u0163\u00e2nd cu fal\u0103 un telefon \u00eencrustat cu diamante negre \u015fi tras \u00een foi\u0163\u0103 de aur, \u015ftii.<\/p>\n
\u015ei nu spui nimic, c\u0103 e\u015fti un om bun ca p\u00e2inea cald\u0103. Empatizezi \u00een t\u0103cere.<\/p>\n
Trebuia s\u0103 fi \u015ftiut \u015fi ieri, c\u00e2nd am auzit c\u0103 Ministerul Culturii devine al Culturii \u015eI Identit\u0103\u0163ii Na\u0163ionale.<\/p>\n
Am fost naiv\u0103. Am crezut c\u0103 e vorba despre ciob\u0103na\u015f cu trei sute de oi. Despre s\u0103 mori din dragoste r\u0103nit\u0103. Despre me\u015fterul manole \u015fi toma alimo\u015f, haiduc din \u0163ara de jos. Despre cum Grigore Le\u015fe e unica vedet\u0103 de calibru interna\u0163ional care va face turnee \u00een Japonia de acum \u00eenainte. Despre cum to\u0163i o s\u0103 ne apuc\u0103m de oin\u0103 \u015fi de doin\u0103.<\/p>\n
Dar nu.<\/p>\n
Azi c\u00e2nd i-am auzit pe noii mini\u015ftri lu\u00e2nd cuv\u00e2ntul \u015fi cuv\u00e2ntul pleo\u015ftindu-li-se, ofilindu-se \u015fi murind spastic, am \u00een\u0163eles.<\/p>\n
Identitatea na\u0163ional\u0103 e ceasul Chopard, SUV-ul \u015fi mobilul cu diamante negre al agramatului.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Orice femeie cu o via\u0163\u0103 sexual\u0103 activ\u0103 a \u00eent\u00e2lnit minimum o dat\u0103 virguli\u0163a. A privit-o tandru \u00een ochi\u015fori, a m\u00e2ng\u00e2iat-o matern pe c\u0103p\u015for \u015fi...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":11915,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11913","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/vand-carte-de-gramatica.jpg?fit=768%2C640&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11913","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11913"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11913\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11917,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11913\/revisions\/11917"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11915"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}