V\u0103d azi pe feed povestea unei fete: \u00eei cere unul prietenia. Ea are un sentiment bizar \u015fi \u00eel refuz\u0103. \u015ei de unde \u0103la o complimenta de zor la \u00eenceput, pe final \u00eei bag\u0103 o \u00eenjur\u0103tur\u0103 furibund\u0103 cu multe subordonate, generic\u0103: “futu-v\u0103-n gur\u0103 pe toate (care toate?) de ur\u00e2te, proaste, arogante, nesim\u0163ite, etc.”
\nToate, fiind, \u00een poveste, toate femeile. Pentru c\u0103, nu-i a\u015fa, omul nu vorbea cu o individualitate, ci, de c\u00e2te ori \u00eel respingea o dudui\u0163\u0103, Vaginul Universului \u00eei refuza o partid\u0103 de sex care i s-ar fi cuvenit pentru simplul fapt c\u0103 exist\u0103.
\nE o poveste extrem de comun\u0103. V\u0103d print screenuri similare pe diver\u015fi pere\u0163i. To\u0163i distru\u015fii din aceast\u0103 categorie caut\u0103 s\u0103 abuzeze tot mai mult de timpul t\u0103u, sper\u00e2nd c\u0103… Habar n-am. C\u0103 \u00een plin\u0103 muial\u0103, tu o s\u0103 zici: “Dar vai, ce excitant. Hai s\u0103 \u00eentrerupem schimbul de insulte, \u015fi vin la tine pentru o partid\u0103 arz\u0103toare de sex cu n\u0103b\u0103d\u0103i”.
\nAin’t gonna happen, logic. Nu \u00een acest univers.
\nE clar pentru toat\u0103 lumea c\u0103 genul \u0103sta de idio\u0163i ac\u0163ioneaz\u0103 a\u015fa dintr-un singur motiv: lipsa acut\u0103 de sex. \u015ei ce ob\u0163in cu stilul \u0103sta agasant \u015fi h\u0103r\u0163uitor? Mai mult\u0103 repulsie, mai mult\u0103 respingere, o penurie mai acut\u0103 a sexului. <\/p>\n
A\u015f numi asta \u00een termeni tehnici “cercul vicios al nefuterii”. Cu c\u00e2t nu fu\u0163i, devii un m\u00e2rlan mai detestabil, \u015fi cu c\u00e2t devii un m\u00e2rlan mai detestabil, cu at\u00e2t nu fu\u0163i. <\/p>\n
Iar solu\u0163ia nu e nici insinuarea libidinoas\u0103 – 80 de comentarii care s\u0103 sugereze c\u0103 o ai mare \u015fi func\u0163ional\u0103. \u015etim. Nu ne intereseaz\u0103. Nu e nici siropo\u015fenia gre\u0163oas\u0103. \u015etim c\u0103 avem p\u0103r ca m\u0103tasea, piele ca catifeaua \u015fi ochi ca necuprinsul pulii de cal. Nu ne intereseaz\u0103. <\/p>\n
Solu\u0163ia e s\u0103 te dai jos de pe Facebook \u015fi de pe femeile care sunt sc\u00e2rbite de repertoriul t\u0103u limitat, \u015fi s\u0103-\u0163i iei un job \u015fi un abonament la sal\u0103. Get a life. \u00cen secunda \u00een care e\u015fti un tip cu o oarecare reputa\u0163ie profesional\u0103 \u015fi un aspect decent, nu vei mai avea motive s\u0103 stresezi femei cu inep\u0163ii pentru c\u0103 o s\u0103 ai o ocupa\u0163ie. \u015ei o s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 s\u0103 vin\u0103 femeile dup\u0103 tine. O s\u0103 aib\u0103 motive s\u0103 o fac\u0103. C\u00e2nd se vede pe tine c\u0103 nu ai nimic de oferit, prezin\u0163i zero \u00eenc\u00e2ntare. C\u00e2nd se vede pe tine c\u0103 e\u015fti un om, nu o adun\u0103tur\u0103 random de celule inutile, \u00eencepi s\u0103 cl\u0103de\u015fti ni\u015fte baze de interes. <\/p>\n
Asta e, \u00een termeni tehnici, singura ie\u015fire autentic\u0103 din cercul vicios al nefuterii.
\n\u00cencearc-o.
\n\u00cemi vei mul\u0163umi mai t\u00e2rziu. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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