{"id":12,"date":"2007-09-30T13:50:50","date_gmt":"2007-09-30T13:50:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/2007\/09\/30\/femei-in-metrou\/"},"modified":"2007-09-30T13:50:50","modified_gmt":"2007-09-30T13:50:50","slug":"femei-in-metrou","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/femei-in-metrou\/","title":{"rendered":"Femei \u00een metrou"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Neobi\u015fnuit de frumoas\u0103 din spate. \u00cembr\u0103cat\u0103 cu un sim\u0163 estetic deosebit, combin\u00e2nd armonios haina cambrat\u0103 \u00een talie, cu o fust\u0103 lung\u0103, care-i cade \u00een falduri \u015fi cizme zvelte, cu toc \u00eenalt, toate asortate, de un maroniu cald \u015fi totodat\u0103 sobru. P\u0103rul bogat, \u015faten-\u00eenchis, i se revars\u0103 pe umeri. De trei sta\u0163ii st\u0103 cu fa\u0163a spre u\u015f\u0103, \u015fi nu s-ar \u00eentoarce neam, s\u0103 o v\u0103d \u015fi eu. \u00cemi imaginez o fa\u0163\u0103 de Aishwarya Rai, de zei\u0163\u0103 indian\u0103 a bollywoodului&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Urmeaz\u0103 sta\u0163ia gara de nord, cu cobor\u00e2re pe partea dreapt\u0103. Acum sigur o s\u0103 se \u00eentoarc\u0103, zic eu, v\u0103z\u00e2nd valul de pasageri care vine, vine, vine&#8230; Ei, uite c\u0103 nu! R\u0103m\u00e2ne neclintit\u0103, cu fa\u0163a la exterior, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 ofere nici m\u0103car un am\u0103r\u00e2t de profil&#8230; Na\u015fpeta dracului!<\/p>\n<p>Scap un m\u0103nunchi de chei zorn\u0103itoare, un cocalar care st\u0103 \u00een picioare r\u00e2de, ar\u0103t\u00e2nd ni\u015fte din\u0163i maronii-verzui, dar&#8230; nu \u015fi nu!<\/p>\n<p>Vine cer\u015fetorul de serviciu&#8230; \u00een fiecare sta\u0163ie urc\u0103 unul, \u015fi \u00eencepe poezia deja clasic\u0103 &#8220;Oameni buni cu suflet mare etc. etc.&#8221; Se \u00eempiedic\u0103 ostentativ de ea, ea se fere\u015fte cu dezgust, dar tot cu spatele&#8230; la dracu&#8217; cu \u0103la care a inventat partea dorsal\u0103 a lucrurilor!!!<\/p>\n<p>Cr\u00e2nga\u015fi! S\u0103 nu-mi spui c\u0103 o s\u0103 cobori! Sar ca ars\u0103 de pe scaun, m\u0103 ciocnesc de o cucoan\u0103 must\u0103cioas\u0103 cu paporni\u0163e multe, \u015fi cobor in the middle of nowhere, din punctul meu de vedere. Vreau \u015fi eu s\u0103 v\u0103d fa\u0163a anexat\u0103 unei asemenea imagini. Acum \u00een\u0163eleg ce inven\u0163ie de mare perversitate era ia\u015fmacul care acoperea fe\u0163ele ar\u0103boaicelor&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei&#8230; ntz!!! nici m\u0103car nu era ur\u00e2t\u0103! Avea o fa\u0163\u0103 mare, cu tr\u0103s\u0103turi inexpresive, o fa\u0163\u0103 de plapum\u0103. Nu era mai mi\u015fto s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i cu enigma?<\/p>\n<p>Adolescent\u0103 mignon\u0103, crea\u0163\u0103. intr\u0103 \u00een vagon, nu se uit\u0103 nici \u00een dreapta, nici \u00een st\u00e2nga, se a\u015feaz\u0103 pe un scaun liber, cu coatele pe genunchi \u015fi b\u0103rbia sprijinit\u0103 \u00een palm\u0103. g\u00e2nditoarea de la hamangia. \u00eencepe s\u0103 z\u00e2mbeasc\u0103, vizion\u00e2nd cu ochii min\u0163ii o chestie pe care nimeni n-o \u015ftie. apoi se \u00eencrunt\u0103, face un ridule\u0163 vertical \u00eentre spr\u00e2ncene, clipe\u015fte. Buzele \u00eei tremur\u0103, e de-a dreptul&#8230; peste st\u00e2ngul. D\u0103 din umeri, pe chip \u00eei apare o expresie sfid\u0103toare, str\u00e2mb\u0103 din buze, \u015fi chipul i se relaxeaz\u0103. Devine u\u015for melancolic\u0103, \u00ee\u015fi mu\u015fc\u0103 buzele, apoi \u00ee\u015fi aduce aminte de ceva, ochii i se m\u0103resc. One-woman-show matinal \u00een metrou.<\/p>\n<p>b\u0103tr\u00e2nic\u0103 gheboas\u0103, cu m\u00e2nu\u0163e mici, m\u00e2ng\u00e2ind ni\u015fte m\u0103nu\u015fi pufoase. Un domn de v\u00e2rsta a 2,5-a se ridic\u0103, invit\u00e2nd-o s\u0103 ia loc. Ea \u00eel prive\u015fte cu toat\u0103 superioritatea celor un metru \u015fi jum\u0103tate \u00een\u0103l\u0163ime:<\/p>\n<p>-domnule, eu nu-\u0163i iau locul dumitale! s\u0103 se ridice \u0103\u015ftia mai tineri!<\/p>\n<p>un pu\u015ftan \u00een trening \u015fi adida\u015fi, brunet cu \u015fuvi\u0163e st\u0103 relaxat pe locul de al\u0103turi, privindu-i cu o tent\u0103 de sictir.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Neobi\u015fnuit de frumoas\u0103 din spate. \u00cembr\u0103cat\u0103 cu un sim\u0163 estetic deosebit, combin\u00e2nd armonios haina cambrat\u0103 \u00een talie, cu o fust\u0103 lung\u0103, care-i cade \u00een&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[262],"class_list":["post-12","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy","tag-partial_serioase"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}