{"id":12043,"date":"2019-02-02T10:00:11","date_gmt":"2019-02-02T07:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=12043"},"modified":"2019-02-02T12:43:53","modified_gmt":"2019-02-02T09:43:53","slug":"eu-beu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/eu-beu\/","title":{"rendered":"Eu beu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Exist\u0103 alcoolici. Exist\u0103 oameni c\u0103rora pur \u015fi simplu le place la nebunie s\u0103 se abandoneze magnificei beatitudini a alcoolului. \u015ei exist\u0103 grani\u0163a infinitezimal de sub\u0163ire dintre.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd dansezi pe linia nespus de fin\u0103 \u015fi sub\u0163ire dintre be\u0163iv ordinar \u015fi iubitor dezinteresat, consta\u0163i la tine \u00eensu\u0163i (\u00eens\u0103\u0163i?) urm\u0103toarele simptome.<\/p>\n<p>1. Nu supor\u0163i s\u0103 n-ai o form\u0103 oarecare de alcool \u00een cas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 ai deadline de onorat, e\u015fti acas\u0103 \u015fi scrii, pe la 21.30 \u00eencepe s\u0103 te macine un viermi\u015for c\u0103 la zece se \u00eenchide supermarketul de la col\u0163 iar tu n-ai de-ale pilelii. \u015ei nu mai scrii un cuv\u00e2nt p\u00e2n\u0103 nu te duci \u015fi nu-\u0163i faci refillul. S\u0103 ai. Poate n-o s\u0103-\u0163i fie foarte sete, dar trei beri negre \u015fi dou\u0103 sticle de vin ro\u015fu sec \u00ee\u0163i aduc pacea sufleteasc\u0103. Prin simplul fapt c\u0103 exist\u0103. Just in case.<br \/>\nPoate nu bei dec\u00e2t o bere. Poate bei tot. Dar e bine s\u0103 fie. O noapte f\u0103r\u0103 licorile magice e o noapte trist\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 e\u015fti \u00een ora\u015f, \u00ee\u0163i faci noti\u0163\u0103 mental\u0103 s\u0103 treci pe la Carfuru nonstop de la Unirii cu taxiul, \u00eenainte s-o iei spre cas\u0103. C\u0103 seceta d\u0103uneaz\u0103 grav fericirii.<\/p>\n<p>2. Dintr-o noapte de b\u0103ut \u015fi una de sex, o preferi pe cea de b\u0103ut.<\/p>\n<p>Bine, nu dac\u0103 te \u00eendr\u0103goste\u015fti proasp\u0103t. Dar dac\u0103 nu-\u0163i pas\u0103, pe bune. Alcoolul are r\u0103bdare cu tine. \u00ce\u0163i face preludiu c\u00e2t vrei tu. Te ame\u0163e\u015fte. Te \u00eenv\u0103luie. Te d\u0103 pe spate. Nu atenteaz\u0103 la alt orificiu dec\u00e2t cel pe care i-l oferi natural. Te \u00eenvesele\u015fte. Te alin\u0103. Te c\u0103ptu\u015fe\u015fte cu iubire.<br \/>\nSexul e overrated. Mai bine bem.<\/p>\n<p>3. Nu te po\u0163i opri<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 te apuci, s\u0103 zicem, de o sticl\u0103 de vin, nu exist\u0103 &#8220;ok, un pahar pentru hipotensiune \u015fi at\u00e2t&#8221;. Exist\u0103 &#8220;un pahar pentru hipotensiune, un pahar pentru deficitul de fier, unul pentru c\u0103 la mul\u0163i ani, mam\u0103, unul \u00een s\u0103n\u0103tatea \u0103luia de la etaj care tocmai a pus Enya \u015fi unul pentru c\u0103 a\u015fa vrea pula ta. Pe scurt, o sticl\u0103. C\u00e2nd o termini, e\u015fti exact \u00een punctul de relaxare divin\u0103 \u00een care nu apare \u00eenc\u0103 be\u0163ia cu strig\u0103turi, dar \u00eenc\u0103perea se unduie\u015fte lin cu tine.<br \/>\nE exact condi\u0163ia f\u0103tului \u00een lichidul lin \u015fi cald din uterul mamei. Lin \u015fi cald. Cred c\u0103 mama a avut vin ro\u015fu sec \u00een uter c\u00e2t m-a gestat pe mine.<\/p>\n<p>4. \u00cen public, nu e la fel<\/p>\n<p>Pentru mine, alcoolul, ca \u015fi sexul, sunt pl\u0103ceri intime. \u00cen mul\u0163ime, tind s\u0103-mi controlez impulsurile necurate, c\u0103 nu-mi place s\u0103 m\u0103 dau cu ro\u0163ile-n sus. Ur\u0103sc ideea de a-mi pierde controlul \u00een fa\u0163a str\u0103inilor. Adev\u0103ratul meu dezm\u0103\u0163 e cel de dup\u0103 u\u015fi \u00eenchise.<\/p>\n<p>5. Te bucuri de fiecare \u00eenghi\u0163itur\u0103<\/p>\n<p>\u00cemi place s-o plimb \u00een gur\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eemb\u0103t \u00een primul r\u00e2nd de arom\u0103 \u015fi parfum. \u00cemi place s\u0103 detectez fiecare acumulare subtil\u0103 a ame\u0163elii pl\u0103cute. \u00cemi place senza\u0163ia lent\u0103 de plutire. \u00cemi place r\u00e2sul necontrolat. \u00cemi plac glumele care-mi \u0163\u00e2\u015fnesc ca ni\u015fte izvoare termale. \u00cemi place felul \u00een care \u0163i se \u00eentrep\u0103trund tentant \u015fi agonizant alcoolul din s\u00e2nge \u015fi s\u00e2ngele din alcool.<\/p>\n<p>6. Nu \u00ee\u0163i mai e foame<\/p>\n<p>Nu exist\u0103 foame pe care s\u0103 n-o reduci la supunere cu o \u00eenghi\u0163itur\u0103 lung\u0103 de bere brun\u0103 sau vin ro\u015fu sec.<\/p>\n<p>7. Ascul\u0163i muzici pe care nu le ascul\u0163i \u00een mod normal.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd e\u015fti beat, \u00ee\u0163i aminte\u015fti de rahaturi pe care nu le-ai auzit de mult. \u015ei eventual le-ai ur\u00e2t la vremea lor. Dar acum descoperi armonia interioar\u0103 \u015fi magia care le face irezistibile. Cum ar fi Ricky Martin.<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/rf2jwgSXJVM?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Pe scurt, ca s\u0103 citez din \u00een\u0163elepciunea str\u0103mo\u015feasc\u0103: nu citi, mai bine bea. Se vede pe tine mai repede.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Exist\u0103 alcoolici. Exist\u0103 oameni c\u0103rora pur \u015fi simplu le place la nebunie s\u0103 se abandoneze magnificei beatitudini a alcoolului. \u015ei exist\u0103 grani\u0163a infinitezimal de&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":12045,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12043","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/eubeu.jpg?fit=612%2C612&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12043","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12043"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12043\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16550,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12043\/revisions\/16550"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12045"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12043"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12043"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12043"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}