Scrisoare deschis\u0103 c\u0103tre Gigi (c\u0103 tot se practic\u0103 moda scrisorilor deschise)<\/p>\n
Drag\u0103 Gigi,<\/p>\n
Dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 ob\u0163ii ceva de la mine, cea mai simpl\u0103 modalitate este s\u0103 \u00eentrebi. Iar dac\u0103 eu spun “nu”, cel mai simplu e s\u0103 pricepi c\u0103 “nu” e “nu”, nu e “poate” \u015fi nu e “eventual”. Pentru c\u0103 eu nu spun “nu” dec\u00eet dac\u0103 am motive bine \u00eentemeiate. Nu sunt genul de om care s\u0103 se lase greu, nu \u00eemi place s\u0103 refuz de fa\u0163ad\u0103, s\u0103 pun omul la insisten\u0163e penibile – pentru c\u0103 nici eu nu suport s\u0103 insist \u00een fa\u0163a unui “nu”. Dar dac\u0103 refuz, refuzul meu e ferm \u015fi irevocabil.<\/p>\n
Dac\u0103 \u00eencerci s\u0103 m\u0103 \u015fantajezi, nu faci dec\u00eet s\u0103 m\u0103 umpli de draci “p\u0103 persoan\u0103 fizic\u0103”. Pentru c\u0103 \u00eemi insul\u0163i inteligen\u0163a, presupun\u00eend c\u0103 pun botul. \u015ei mai ales c\u00eend te \u015ftii dator, e oarecum penibil s\u0103 te rupi \u00een figuri.<\/p>\n
Dac\u0103 m\u0103 amenin\u0163i c\u0103 “nu mai vorbim niciodat\u0103”, ce s\u0103 spun?? uite \u00eenc\u0103 unul cu care nu vorbesc, a\u015fa, \u015fi? \u00een momentul \u00een care e\u015fti at\u00eet de cretin \u00eenc\u00eet s\u0103 nu \u00een\u0163elegi de ce un NU e NU, nici nu cred c\u0103 am eu de vorbit ceva cu tine. Pentru c\u0103 prostia omeneasc\u0103 \u00eemi repugn\u0103, uite a\u015fa!<\/p>\n
Dac\u0103 \u00eemi faci istericale de \u0163a\u0163\u0103 care nu \u015fi-a v\u00eendut castrave\u0163ii, nu faci dec\u00eet s\u0103 te cobori la nivelul de \u0163a\u0163\u0103 care nu \u015fi-a v\u00eendut castrave\u0163ii. (\u015fi din punctul meu de vedere, un b\u0103rbat care se comport\u0103 ca o etc. etc. este de cinci ori mai lamentabil.)<\/p>\n
Tot ce reu\u015fe\u015fti s\u0103 faci cu strategii de-astea este s\u0103 \u00eemi st\u00eerne\u015fti o imens\u0103-nest\u0103p\u00eenit\u0103-irevocabil\u0103 repulsie de tine. Eu nu am dat cu tocul de podea pretinz\u00eendu-\u0163i \u0163ie nimic; deci nimic nu \u00ee\u0163i justific\u0103 preten\u0163iile.<\/p>\n
Era s\u0103 uit ceva? Ah, da! Pa\u015fte fericit! (toate semnalmentele sugereaz\u0103 c\u0103 e\u015fti un “p\u0103sc\u0103tor” pe cinste, doar copitele \u00ee\u0163i lipsesc.)<\/p>\n
Cu (profund diminuat\u0103) stim\u0103,<\/p>\n
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