Orice ai face \u015fi orice ai scrie, cineva o s\u0103 sar\u0103 cu \u00eenjur\u0103tura. \u015ei de obicei, va fi \u00eenjur\u0103tur\u0103 din aia \u00eencr\u00e2ncenat\u0103 \u015fi plin\u0103 de venin, de parc\u0103 \u00eei datorai omului ceva. De parc\u0103 \u0163i-ar fi pl\u0103tit mii de euro s\u0103 faci ce avea el \u00een minte, iar tu ai luat banii, ai fost \u00een Ibiza cu ei, ai petrecut \u00een toate cluburile posibile, \u015fi la final, i-ai dat \u0163eap\u0103. <\/p>\n
Altminteri, nu \u00een\u0163eleg furia \u015fi repro\u015ful de la persoane care nu te cunosc \u015fi fa\u0163\u0103 de care nu te-ai obligat cu nimic. Nu am nici un motiv s\u0103 \u00eemi asum venin nejustificat – \u015fi at\u00e2ta timp c\u00e2t nu-\u0163i datorez nimic, \u00ee\u0163i zic eu c\u0103 e nejustificat. Nu am nici un motiv sub soare s\u0103 dau doi bani despre cum crezi tu c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103-mi tr\u0103iesc via\u0163a. <\/p>\n
Singurul lucru pe care \u00eel \u00een\u0163eleg e c\u0103 un om care nu-\u015fi ia zece secunde s\u0103-\u015fi cizeleze \u015fi ordoneze \u00een argumente o reac\u0163ie nu merit\u0103 timpul meu pre\u0163ios.<\/p>\n
Acestea fiind zise, hai s\u0103 facem o clasificare a celor care te \u00eenjur\u0103, \u00een func\u0163ie de subiectul abordat: <\/p>\n
A) Articol politic antiordonan\u0163e <\/p>\n
Aici nu e nevoie de argumente suplimentare. Am scris deja. A scris toat\u0103 lumea. Subiectul \u00een sine e Captain Obvious. <\/p>\n
Cine te \u00eenjur\u0103?
\n Prostacul politic. Ce-l caracterizeaz\u0103 pe prostacul politic al anului 2017 e o form\u0103 absolut\u0103 de autism. Nu comunic\u0103.
\nDac\u0103 \u00een 2014 – 2015, prostacul citea textul \u015fi te \u00eenjura c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t legat de ce spuneai tu acolo, \u00een 2017, prostacul (probabil pl\u0103tit mult mai pu\u0163in) vede doar introducerea pe Facebook. A, e cineva care nu e de acord cu ordonan\u0163ele. Gata rafala de injurii, cu voi care vre\u0163i interzicerea de televiziuni (eu scrisesem un text c\u0103 o televiziune nu se “interzice”) \u015fi face\u0163i peti\u0163ii nedemocratice (eu scrisesem \u00een text c\u0103 peti\u0163ia e praf \u00een v\u00e2nt.)
\nTrebuie s\u0103-i repe\u0163i de cam trei – patru ori o informa\u0163ie simpl\u0103, s-o proceseze. Iar dac\u0103 \u00eei spui s\u0103 citeasc\u0103 efectiv textul \u015fi s\u0103 urle la tine adecvat la ce ai scris, moam\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103. Zici c\u0103 ai futut-o pe m\u0103-sa cu o pul\u0103 prea mic\u0103. Isterie cu bulbuci. \u015ei bine\u00een\u0163eles, curv\u0103 muist\u0103 proast\u0103 \u015fi nefutut\u0103. <\/p>\n
B) Glum\u0103 pe socoteala lui Trump<\/p>\n
De c\u00e2nd s-a urcat \u00een copac, Trump a chemat to\u0163i ambasadorii \u00eenapoi, f\u0103r\u0103 a avea preg\u0103tite alternative; a \u00eenlocuit pagina de internet a casei albe despre protec\u0163ia mediului cu una despre importan\u0163a curentului electric \u015fi c\u00e2t de stupid e bullshitul care ne \u00eempiedic\u0103 s\u0103 ne exploat\u0103m resursele (\u015fi s\u0103 distrugem ecologic regiuni \u00eentregi \u00een timp ce o facem), a retras finan\u0163area organiza\u0163iilor de planificare familial\u0103 dac\u0103 acestea ofer\u0103 consiliere legat\u0103 de avort; a anulat o reducere de tip “Prima Cas\u0103” pentru persoanele cu venituri modeste care-\u015fi achizi\u0163ionau primul domiciliu \u015fi a interzis accesul tuturor persoanelor (inclusiv a unora cu dubl\u0103 cet\u0103\u0163enie) din \u015fapte state musulmane, \u00een timp ce al\u0163ii, din \u0163\u0103ri la fel de afectate de terorism, pot b\u00e2ntui dup\u0103 pofta inimii.
\n\u015ei asta e ce \u00eemi amintesc f\u0103r\u0103 Google. <\/p>\n
Cine te \u00eenjur\u0103?
\n\u00cen principal, b\u0103rba\u0163i. B\u0103rba\u0163i extrem de satisf\u0103cu\u0163i de atitudinea de macho man a lui Trump \u015fi de preten\u0163ia lui c\u0103 poate avea orice femeie i se n\u0103zare. B\u0103rba\u0163i care, undeva ad\u00e2nc \u00een sufletul lor, au impresia c\u0103, dac\u0103 o femeie st\u0103p\u00e2n\u0103 pe ea \u00eens\u0103\u015fi le refuz\u0103 timpul, aten\u0163ia \u015fi vaginul ei, le ia ceva ce li se cuvine de drept.
\nB\u0103rba\u0163i care au impresia c\u0103 simpla de\u0163inere de penis, chiar \u00een absen\u0163a altor calit\u0103\u0163i, ar trebui s\u0103-\u0163i dea autoritate asupra unor femei care nu-\u0163i datoreaz\u0103 nimic. Genul de b\u0103rba\u0163i c\u0103rora “li se cuvine” orice.
\nTrump a speculat extrem de inteligent aceast\u0103 tendin\u0163\u0103 de cotropitor din structura multor b\u0103rba\u0163i \u015fi de aceea, ei sunt gata s\u0103-i ierte orice. Dar absolut orice. Poate s\u0103 zdrobeasc\u0103 echilibrul mondial \u015fi mai mult ca sigur o va face. Dar c\u00e2t\u0103 vreme \u00ee\u0163i spune c\u0103 e ok s\u0103 apuci femei de fofoloanc\u0103 pe drum, e ok.
\n\u015ei bine\u00een\u0163eles, curv\u0103 muist\u0103 proast\u0103 \u015fi nefutut\u0103. <\/p>\n
C) O poz\u0103 imperfect\u0103<\/p>\n
Pentru c\u0103 e fa\u0163a mea, corpul meu, \u015fi fac cu ele ce vreau. \u00cen calitatea mea de om liber. <\/p>\n
Cine te \u00eenjur\u0103?
\nO etern\u0103 nedumerire a mea e puletele ur\u00e2t ca noaptea, absolut neprezentabil din toate punctele de vedere, care se pogoar\u0103 pe o poz\u0103 f\u0103cut\u0103 imperfect, cu scopul de a fi imperfect\u0103, \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 \u00eemproa\u015fte ur\u0103 la tine.
\nNu, nu sunt perfect\u0103. Sunt un om. Om normal, cu defecte. Datorez perfec\u0163iune fizic\u0103 \u00een joburi foto \u015fi film\u0103ri, pl\u0103tite cu contract. Singurii oameni c\u0103rora le datorez aceast\u0103 perfec\u0163iune sunt respectivii angajatori.
\nAltminteri, Gigele de pe net, nu te fute grija dac\u0103 am fruntea \u00eenalt\u0103, dac\u0103 am pus kilograme sau le-am dat jos, dac\u0103 pielea mea are imperfec\u0163iuni, \u015fi asta dintr-un singur motiv: nu-s nevast\u0103-ta, nu-s m\u0103-ta, nu \u0163i-s nimeni \u015fi sentimentele, impresiile \u015fi p\u0103rerile tale NU m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103.
\nC\u00e2nd o femeie decide c\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i acord\u0103 prioritate \u00een via\u0163a ei, sugestiile tale devin importante, p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci \u0163ine-le pentru tine.
\nAh: \u015fi \u00eenainte s\u0103 \u00eencepi s\u0103-mi \u00een\u015firi ce crezi tu c\u0103-mi lipse\u015fte, arunc\u0103 un ochi \u00eentr-o oglind\u0103.
\n\u015ei bine\u00een\u0163eles, curv\u0103 muist\u0103 proast\u0103 \u015fi nefutut\u0103. <\/p>\n
D) Un articol cu glumi\u0163e cu dublu \u00een\u0163eles. <\/p>\n
Cine te \u00eenjur\u0103?
\nDuduile cu probleme hormonale \u015fi dobitocii care nu concep c\u0103 erotismul e o tem\u0103 ca oricare alta, deci poate fi tratat de oricine.
\n“Cum s\u0103 scrie o femeie una ca asta?”
\nSimplu. Nu scriu cu vaginul. Scriu cu mintea, sufletul \u015fi m\u00e2inile. Nici una din acestea trei nu \u0163in de un sex. Sunt organe comune ambelor sexe \u015fi, prin urmare, neutre. \u015ei, prin urmare, libere de judec\u0103\u0163i sexiste.
\n\u015ei bine\u00een\u0163eles, curv\u0103 muist\u0103 proast\u0103 \u015fi nefutut\u0103. <\/p>\n
E) Un articol despre importan\u0163a autonomiei femeilor \u015fi a multiplelor precau\u0163ii \u00een fa\u0163a noului val de m\u00e2rl\u0103nie \u015fi agresivitate masculin\u0103 adus\u0103 de trendul Trump. <\/p>\n
Cine te \u00eenjur\u0103?
\nTo\u0163i cei de mai sus. <\/p>\n
Ce nu \u00een\u0163eleg: de ce au ei impresia c\u0103 eticheta lor de curv\u0103 muist\u0103, proast\u0103 \u015fi nefutut\u0103 m\u0103 va impresiona vreodat\u0103? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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