{"id":12079,"date":"2017-01-30T13:41:09","date_gmt":"2017-01-30T10:41:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=12079"},"modified":"2017-01-30T13:53:19","modified_gmt":"2017-01-30T10:53:19","slug":"mihaela-cauta-ginecolog-problema-reala-si-aproximativ-urgenta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/mihaela-cauta-ginecolog-problema-reala-si-aproximativ-urgenta\/","title":{"rendered":"Mihaela caut\u0103 ginecolog. Problem\u0103 real\u0103 \u015fi aproximativ urgent\u0103."},"content":{"rendered":"

Anun\u0163 publicitar de Mihaela Costache.<\/em><\/p>\n

Dragile mele prietene, vine un moment \u00een via\u0163a noastr\u0103 de femei c\u00e2nd e musai musai s\u0103 diversific\u0103m. A\u015fadar e timpul pentru threesome! Adic\u0103 de o alt\u0103 persoan\u0103 dec\u00e2t partenerul de via\u0163\u0103 care s\u0103 se uite atent \u015fi cu interes la “Mi\u0163i” a noastr\u0103! E momentul c\u00e2nd c\u0103ut\u0103m un ginecolog bun. Fie el femeie sau b\u0103rbat!
\nEu caut de ceva vreme \u015fi nu am dat peste o persoan\u0103 cu aceast\u0103 calificare, \u00een expertiza c\u0103reia s\u0103 am \u00eencredere deplin\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 o fac partenera noastr\u0103 de cuplu. C\u0103 deh, beneficiile sunt \u015fi de partea so\u0163ului. \ud83d\ude42
\nA\u015fadar, s\u0103 n-o mai lungesc!
\nCAUT (\u015fi nu doar eu, mai \u015ftiu c\u00e2teva domni\u0163e \u00een c\u0103utare de astfel de partener de via\u0163\u0103) ginecolog cu urm\u0103toarele calit\u0103\u0163i:
\n– tob\u0103 de carte \u015fi experien\u0163\u0103;
\n– amabil(\u0103), r\u0103bd\u0103tor(r\u0103bd\u0103toare), dispus(\u0103) s\u0103 explice ce \u015fi mai ales de ce;
\n– cu g\u0103rzi \u015fi cabinet de consulta\u0163ii la un spital, dar \u015fi la un cabinet privat dac\u0103 este posibil (acest lucru nu este imperativ);
\n– dispus s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i potoleasc\u0103 spaimele \u015fi panicile \u015fi telefonic, \u00een situa\u0163ii de stres;
\n– tandru, iubitor, romantic, u\u015for kinky, dar f\u0103r\u0103 tendin\u0163e sadice, cu sim\u0163ul umorului \u015fi de\u015ftept. \ud83d\ude42
\nOFER:
\n– pacient\u0103 docil\u0103, extrem de curat\u0103, cu sim\u0163ul umorului, relaxat\u0103, istea\u0163\u0103, dar cu lips\u0103 de experien\u0163\u0103 pe probleme de s\u0103n\u0103tate, c\u0103 deh, m-a ferit via\u0163a de a\u015fa ceva;
\n– plata \u00een bani, cash sau card, dar \u015fi \u00een momente de pl\u0103cere: conversa\u0163ie cel pu\u0163in amuzant\u0103, dac\u0103 nu inteligent\u0103, momente de umor (dansez \u015fi c\u00e2nt la nevoie), g\u0103tesc bine, dar n-am cuptor;
\n– o list\u0103 cu alte cel pu\u0163in 5 paciente cu tot at\u00e2tea calit\u0103\u0163i ca ale mele, posibil mai multe (sunt bun\u0103 pe HR \u015fi PR, mi s-a mai spus)
\n– promisiunea c\u0103 nu o s\u0103 \u00eel(o) fut de cap dac\u0103 nu este nevoie;
\n– fidelitate pe via\u0163\u0103.
\nHaide\u0163i, fetelor, \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u015fi\u0163i experien\u0163ele voastre \u015fi fi\u0163i generoase! \u00cemp\u0103r\u0163i\u0163i cu mine ginecologul vostru!<\/p>\n

\u00cen caz c\u0103 ai un ginecolog care s\u0103 se potriveasc\u0103 semnalmentelor de mai sus, sau te recuno\u015fti \u00een ele de zici c\u0103 te-a descris pe tine, Mihaela te a\u015fteapt\u0103 \u00een pozi\u0163ie ginecologic\u0103 aici<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Anun\u0163 publicitar de Mihaela Costache. Dragile mele prietene, vine un moment \u00een via\u0163a noastr\u0103 de femei c\u00e2nd e musai musai s\u0103 diversific\u0103m. A\u015fadar e...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":11874,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12079","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/perne.jpg?fit=802%2C480&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12079","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12079"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12079\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12081,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12079\/revisions\/12081"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11874"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12079"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12079"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12079"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}