{"id":1208,"date":"2009-04-22T22:19:44","date_gmt":"2009-04-22T19:19:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=1208"},"modified":"2009-04-22T22:19:44","modified_gmt":"2009-04-22T19:19:44","slug":"marturisire-sincera-cu-fistic-si-hentai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/marturisire-sincera-cu-fistic-si-hentai\/","title":{"rendered":"M\u0103rturisire sincer\u0103 cu fistic \u015fi hentai"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nu am scris nimic zilele astea, pentru c\u0103 mi-a mers prost-prost-prost. At\u00eet de prost \u00eenc\u00eet am ajuns \u00een ipostaza paranoicului care vede juc\u0103torii de rugby f\u0103c\u00eend gr\u0103mad\u0103 \u015fi zice: b\u0103, \u0103\u015ftia sigur zic de mine! \ud83d\udc7f<\/p>\n

m\u0103 preseaz\u0103 ni\u015fte termene, iar eu nu mai suport s\u0103 m\u0103 preseze termene, m-am s\u0103turat s\u0103 muncesc cu cronometrul at\u00eern\u00eend ca sabia lui Damocles deasupra capului, vreau libertate. Vreau s\u0103 stau o zi \u00een papuci de cas\u0103, cu motanul Pulic\u0103 cel uneori Mi\u015fu \u00een bra\u0163e, s\u0103 ron\u0163\u0103im ananas cu ca\u015fcaval \u015fi cu fistic (da, e o combina\u0163ie mi\u015fto, chiar dac\u0103 mi\u015ful nu agreeaz\u0103 fisticul) \u015fi s\u0103 ne uit\u0103m la desene animate. poate la filme Disney, poate la hentai. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

C\u0103 tot vorbim de hentai, eu m\u0103 declar fan\u0103 absolut\u0103 a genului. E singura form\u0103 de pornografie care \u00eemi st\u00eerne\u015fte fiori. Oameni f\u0103r\u0103 r\u00eenjete t\u00eempe sau false, f\u0103r\u0103 dirty language nesincer, iar modul \u00een care construiesc hentai\u015ftii povestea e chiar excitant. Uneori, hentai are infuzii de magie. Uneori, partenerului de sex \u00eei cresc aripi. Uneori se transform\u0103 \u00eentr-un monstru cu \u015fapte. Vou\u0103 nu v-ar pl\u0103cea s\u0103 vi se \u00eent\u00eemple una ca asta? S\u0103 v\u0103 pomeni\u0163i c\u0103 partenerii(ele) de sex se transform\u0103 \u00een timp ce?<\/p>\n

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M\u00eeine e ziua patronului meu spiritual, Sf. Gheorghe. E \u015fi ziua mea onomastic\u0103 – de vreme ce devin din ce \u00een ce mai Gic\u0103 Contra – c\u00eend mi se spune s\u0103 stau, plec; c\u00eend mi se spune s\u0103 plec, stau; c\u00eend mi se spune s\u0103 plec capul, \u00eel ridic, iar c\u00eend mi se spune s\u0103 \u00eel ridic, \u00eel plec.<\/p>\n

\u015ei acum \u00eemi imaginez hentai-ul perfect. Sf\u00eentu Gheorghe \u015fi Balaurul – varianta porno. \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n

Ah, \u015fi s\u0103 nu uit: eu v\u0103 povesteam de site-ul www.engrish.com<\/a> , unde englezi \u015fi americani r\u00eed de diver\u015fi necunosc\u0103tori care insist\u0103 s\u0103 scrie \u00een englez\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u015ftie limba. Uite una antologic\u0103:<\/p>\n

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Pas\u0103mite, fabrican\u0163ii c\u0103rticelei nu \u015ftiau c\u0103 “pooh” \u00een limbaj informal nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 nici mai mult nici mai pu\u0163in dec\u00eet excremente \ud83d\ude09 Uite \u015fi comentariile cititorilor care se “pooh” pe ei de r\u00ees: aici.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Nu am scris nimic zilele astea, pentru c\u0103 mi-a mers prost-prost-prost. At\u00eet de prost \u00eenc\u00eet am ajuns \u00een ipostaza paranoicului care vede juc\u0103torii de...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1208"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1208\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}