{"id":12126,"date":"2017-02-05T12:00:09","date_gmt":"2017-02-05T09:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=12126"},"modified":"2017-02-05T12:09:36","modified_gmt":"2017-02-05T09:09:36","slug":"bai-gigele-m-am-saturat-sa-fiu-paznic-la-caciula-ta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/bai-gigele-m-am-saturat-sa-fiu-paznic-la-caciula-ta\/","title":{"rendered":"B\u0103i, Gigele, m-am s\u0103turat s\u0103 fiu paznic la c\u0103ciula ta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen rarele ocazii c\u00e2nd nu m\u0103 iei pe mine la pis\u0103logeal\u0103 stupid\u0103 \u015fi retardat\u0103, te v\u0103d m\u00e2nc\u00e2nd rahat cu perje pe perete la Dragnea, Grindeanu \u015fi al\u0163i capi di tutti capi.<\/p>\n<p>Te v\u0103d cum \u00eei provoci: ce faci, bo$$, cedezi la pro\u015ftii \u0103\u015ftia din pia\u0163\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei abia atunci m\u0103 enervez.<\/p>\n<p>Ceea ce, pentru tine, e chestiune de ambi\u0163ie t\u00e2mpit\u0103 de bou \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u0163\u00e2nat, pentru mine e viitorul nostru al tuturor, neafectat de furt din banul public (OUG 13 \/ 2017), iar c\u00e2nd acesta nu exist\u0103, de furt din banul public care \u00eenc\u0103 nu e \u00een buget (aka pielea ursului din p\u0103dure &#8211; OUG 9 \/ 2017). Aka \u00eendatorare \u00een avans, boule. Pe care tot tu \u015fi eu o pl\u0103tim.<\/p>\n<p>Situa\u0163ia e din filme cu pro\u015fti: Tu, din ambi\u0163ie bovin\u0103, te \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u0163\u00e2nezi s\u0103-\u0163i furi singur c\u0103ciula. \u015ei eu stau bodyguard la c\u0103ciula ta.<\/p>\n<p>\u015etiu c\u0103 nu to\u0163i cei care l\u0103tra\u0163i pe la subsoluri sunte\u0163i milionari care o s\u0103 profita\u0163i de contracte cu statul. Pe \u0103ia, hai s\u0103 zicem, \u00eei \u00een\u0163eleg. Am c\u00e2teva beizadele \u00een lista de prieteni, care lupt\u0103 acum cu \u00eencr\u00e2ncenare s\u0103-\u015fi apere interesele. Pe ei \u015fi pe ele, hai s\u0103 zicem, \u00eei \/ le \u00een\u0163eleg. E vorba de ta\u0163ii lor, care le-au sponsorizat un trai \u00een puf, p\u00e2n\u0103 acum. Nu \u015ftiu s\u0103 munceasc\u0103, n-au f\u0103cut-o niciodat\u0103 \u015fi n-o s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 acum, la b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0163e. Dar pe tine, Gicule, care cari l\u0103zi pe 800 lei pe lun\u0103, jur c\u0103 nu te \u00een\u0163eleg.<\/p>\n<p>Vezi foarte clar cum nimic din abera\u0163iile reteviste, \u00eencep\u00e2nd cu du\u015fmanul na\u0163iunii Iohannis \u015fi termin\u00e2nd cu armele psihotronice care \u00eendeamn\u0103 lumea s\u0103 mearg\u0103 la protest ca teleghida\u0163i (lol, t\u00e2mpenia asta chiar exist\u0103, \u015fi chiar sunt pro\u015fti care pun botul la ea) nu trece de stadiul de vr\u0103jeal\u0103. \u015ei mai vezi foarte clar cum ordonan\u0163a s-a dat \u015fi e pe cale s\u0103 intre \u00een vigoare. De dat, a mers \u0163ac &#8211; pac, de retras st\u0103m \u015fi ne l\u0103l\u0103im.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei nimic din toate astea, drag\u0103 prostule, nu \u00ee\u0163i ridic\u0103 semne de \u00eentrebare.<\/p>\n<p>Dar vii s\u0103 m\u0103 fu\u0163i la cap c\u0103 eu, care chiar am citit aceste legi \u015fi lupt \u00eempotriva a ce am v\u0103zut \u00een ele, sunt manipulat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Nu vezi nimic anormal \u00een schimbarea masiv\u0103 de discurs a Antenei 3. Subit, protestatarii nu mai sunt golani \u015fi pl\u0103ti\u0163ii lui Soros, ci nemul\u0163umi\u0163i al c\u0103ror punct de vedere ne intereseaz\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Dar vii s\u0103 m\u0103 fu\u0163i la cap c\u0103 eu sunt manipulat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Nu vezi nimic anormal \u00een faptul c\u0103 guvernul a trecut ordonan\u0163a noaptea ca ho\u0163ii, c\u0103 a pus Monitorul Oficial la munc\u0103 la ora unu noaptea, \u015fi c\u0103 de atunci se \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u0163\u00e2neaz\u0103 s\u0103 n-o retrag\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Ba chiar \u00eei lauzi c\u0103 persist\u0103 \u00een a vrea s\u0103 te fure.<\/p>\n<p>Apoi vii s\u0103 m\u0103 fu\u0163i la cap c\u0103 eu sunt manipulat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Nu vezi cum media pesedist\u0103 \u00eel \u00eenjur\u0103 pe Iohannis cu spume, \u00een schimb, c\u00e2nd planul de furt se d\u0103 de gard, au tupeul halucinant s\u0103 mint\u0103 c\u0103 Dragnea, dragul de el, se sacrifica de dragul lui Iohannis. Ahaha. Acum, la b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0163e, dup\u0103 ce a furat tot jude\u0163ul Teleorman \u015fi l-a f\u0103cut pe la spate pe Ponta f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 ezite, l-a g\u0103sit subit altruismul. \u015ei fa\u0163\u0103 de cine? Fa\u0163\u0103 de Iohannis, nemesisul lui.<\/p>\n<p>Ahahahaha.<\/p>\n<p>Apoi vii s\u0103 m\u0103 fu\u0163i la cap c\u0103 eu sunt manipulat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen timp ce eu \u015fi prietenii mei \u00eenghe\u0163\u0103m \u00een pia\u0163\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i protej\u0103m \u0163ie interesul.<\/p>\n<p>Prostul pulii.<\/p>\n<p>Nu vezi nimic anormal \u00een faptul c\u0103 Soros, din toate \u0163\u0103rile de c\u0103cat ale lumii, \u015fi-a g\u0103sit exact Rom\u00e2nia. Chit c\u0103 nu apare pe nic\u0103ieri. \u00cen locul lui putea fi Cthulthu, Duhu&#8217; B\u0103l\u0163ii sau chiar pula lui Dumnezeu care s-a desprins de creator \u015fi a decis magic s\u0103 fut\u0103 Rom\u00e2nia. Cu tot at\u00e2tea \u015fanse de veridicitate.<\/p>\n<p>Dar refuzi s\u0103-\u0163i iei slobozul de pe ochi \u015fi s\u0103 vezi ce \u0163i se preg\u0103te\u015fte de c\u0103tre iubi\u0163ii t\u0103i conduc\u0103tori.<\/p>\n<p>Apoi vii s\u0103 m\u0103 fu\u0163i la cap c\u0103 eu sunt manipulat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei eu \u00eenghe\u0163 pentru interesul t\u0103u. Iar dup\u0103 ce ajung d\u00e2rd\u00e2ind acas\u0103, vii tu s\u0103 m\u0103 fu\u0163i la icre c\u0103-s sigur pl\u0103tit\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>E\u015fti un jeg uman at\u00e2t de prost \u00een ignoran\u0163a ta arogant\u0103, b\u0103i, Gigele, \u00eenc\u00e2t ai merita un experiment legislativ. S\u0103 vi se aplice ordonan\u0163a vou\u0103, care o vre\u0163i at\u00e2t de pasional, \u015fi s\u0103 ni se anuleze nou\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 v\u0103 fut\u0103 pe voi PSD cu pula \u00eendoit\u0103, \u00een acte normative arbitrare, dup\u0103 cum li se va scula musta\u0163a, \u015fi nu pe noi.<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 existe dou\u0103 bugete. Pe al vostru s\u0103-l cheltuie \u00een gr\u0103m\u0103joare de c\u00e2te 199.900 lei pe borduri ale firmei unui veri\u015for, iar al nostru s\u0103 fie folosit pentru binele real al nostru.<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 pute\u0163i compara cele dou\u0103 variante de realitate.<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 \u00een\u0163elege\u0163i c\u00e2t sunte\u0163i de idio\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei la final s\u0103 m\u0103 pupa\u0163i infinit de tandru, catifelat \u015fi multiorgasmic \u00een cur.<\/p>\n<p>*********<\/p>\n<p>AMR 5 zile. \u015ei mai am de degerat din cauza voastr\u0103. Cretinilor. M\u0103car zice\u0163i &#8220;mul\u0163umesc&#8221;, nu &#8220;curv\u0103 dezinformat\u0103, manipulat\u0103 \u015fi gras\u0103&#8221;. Poate dou\u0103 din aceste atribute sunt corecte, dar \u00een nici un caz cele care \u0163in de informare.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen rarele ocazii c\u00e2nd nu m\u0103 iei pe mine la pis\u0103logeal\u0103 stupid\u0103 \u015fi retardat\u0103, te v\u0103d m\u00e2nc\u00e2nd rahat cu perje pe perete la Dragnea,&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":10535,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/stupid-flag.jpg?fit=549%2C631&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12126"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12126\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12133,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12126\/revisions\/12133"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10535"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}