Not\u0103: Toate persoanele de mai jos \u00eemi sunt necunoscute, nu le-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit m\u0103car o dat\u0103, nu am semnalat vreo inten\u0163ie de intimitate \u00een direc\u0163ia lor, nu le-am cerut nimic \u015fi nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 deloc.<\/p>\n
Gigel:<\/p>\n
Bun\u0103, Lorena, eu a\u015f ie\u015fi \u00een pia\u0163\u0103, dar dac\u0103 PSD c\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103 \u015fi pierd vremea \u00een frig?<\/p>\n
Vasilica:<\/p>\n
B\u0103i, Lorena, fir-ai ei ai dracu de ho\u0163i \u015fi de nenoroci\u0163i cu ordonan\u0163a lor cu tot \u015fi cu toate \u015fmecheriile din mintea lor. (opt paragrafe.)<\/p>\n
Ionica:<\/p>\n
Auzi, Lorena, tu crezi c\u0103 Balan\u0163ele se potrivesc cu Taurii?<\/p>\n
Marioara:<\/p>\n
Lorena, recomand\u0103-mi \u015fi mie pe cineva mi\u015fto la cur\u0103\u0163enie.<\/p>\n
R\u0103zv\u0103nel:<\/p>\n
E\u015fti o v\u00e2nz\u0103toare de \u0163ar\u0103, o curv\u0103 ur\u00e2t\u0103 \u015fi muist\u0103. (10 paragrafe pe aceea\u015fi idee).<\/p>\n
Ionel:<\/p>\n
Incredibil, m\u0103, e a nu \u015ftiu c\u00e2ta zi \u015fi \u0103\u015ftia nu demisioneaz\u0103. Bla bla bla bla (dou\u0103sprezece paragrafe pe aceea\u015fi idee.)<\/p>\n
F\u0103nel:<\/p>\n
Ce zici, \u00eei \u00eenvingem sau ne \u00eenving ei pe noi?<\/p>\n
Costel:<\/p>\n
Lorena, m\u0103 plictisesc \u015fi pun de-o cafea, dac\u0103 vrei s-o bem \u00eempreun\u0103.<\/p>\n
Mitic\u0103:<\/p>\n
Tu n-ai somn la ora asta?<\/p>\n
T\u0103n\u0163ica:<\/p>\n
Cred foarte tare c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103-\u0163i povestesc via\u0163a mea \u015fi c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 m\u0103 ascul\u0163i. (treizeci \u015fi patru de paragrafe.)<\/p>\n
Marcel:<\/p>\n
Prostituata lui B\u0103sescu ce e\u015fti tu. S\u0103 v\u0103 ia mama dracului pe to\u0163i corporati\u015ftii! (treizeci \u015fi cinci de paragrafe.)<\/p>\n
C\u00e2rcel:<\/p>\n
Nu \u0163i-e ru\u015fine s\u0103 faci sondaje despre b\u0103tr\u00e2ni, \u00een loc s\u0103-i respec\u0163i? (optsprezece paragrafe.)<\/p>\n
Dobitocel:<\/p>\n
Ciutacu e cel mai mare jurnalist din \u0163ara asta!<\/p>\n
Alt dobitocel:<\/p>\n
Cum ai putut s\u0103 scrii *rahat random*?? Aveam \u00eencredere \u00een tine!!!!<\/p>\n
Georgic\u0103:<\/p>\n
Nu-mi mai r\u0103spunde gagica la telefon \u015fi pe uatsap, crezi c\u0103 ar trebui s-o p\u0103r\u0103sesc?<\/p>\n
Fof\u00e2rlica:<\/p>\n
Mi-a dat block nu \u015ftiu ce blog\u0103r obscur la comentarii, e un fascist \u015fi un comunist, vrei tu s\u0103 scrii pe pagina ta despre asta? (dou\u0103zeci de paragrafe despre c\u00e2t de belzebut e blog\u0103rul obscur \u015fi c\u00e2t de maic\u0103 precist\u0103 e\u015fti tu.)<\/p>\n
Mi\u0163ica:<\/p>\n
Lorena, eu nu mai supoooort at\u00e2ta tensiune politic\u0103.<\/p>\n
*<\/p>\n
\u015ei zi a\u015fa, tu nu mai supor\u0163i?<\/p>\n
Foto: Oana Bucur. (Da, mi-e extrem de u\u015for s\u0103 invoc starea “epuizare psihic\u0103”, iubit\u0103 Oana. Oare de ce?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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