Te-ai b\u0103gat s\u0103 ne critici piesa de rezisten\u0163\u0103. \u015ei anume sutienul push-up. <\/a>
\nCe dezam\u0103giri crunte se ascund sub el.
\nCe \u00eentrist\u0103tor e s\u0103-l dai jos \u015fi s\u0103 consta\u0163i c\u0103 dedesubt se afl\u0103 dou\u0103 ciupituri de musc\u0103 pe care pui dou\u0103 comprese \u015fi trec. <\/p>\nIar cine se ia de sutienul cu push-up se ia de mine \u015fi nu iese din confruntare dec\u00e2t cu picioarele \u00eenainte \u015fi cu m\u00e2nu\u0163ele \u00eencruci\u015fate pe piept. <\/p>\n
Ra\u0163ionamentul t\u0103u e\u015fueaz\u0103 \u00eentr-un anumit punct. \u015ei anume: s\u0103 presupui c\u0103 o femeie poart\u0103 sutien cu push-up pentru b\u0103rba\u0163ii din jur e ca \u015fi cum ai presupune c\u0103 un b\u0103rbat are Bugatti pentru femeile din jur. Oh, dar stai. Vou\u0103 v\u0103 place s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i demonstrativ \u015fi s\u0103 proiecta\u0163i acest lucru \u015fi asupra noastr\u0103. Nou\u0103 ne pas\u0103 relativ pu\u0163in s\u0103 demonstr\u0103m lucruri. Prefer\u0103m s\u0103 ne \u0163inem s\u00e2nii aproape de inim\u0103. E instinct matern, dac\u0103 vrei. <\/p>\n
Realitatea \u015fi mai funest\u0103 e c\u0103 \u015fi noi, femeile, suntem ca voi, b\u0103rba\u0163ii: ni\u015fte maimu\u0163e ur\u00e2te, cu p\u0103r \u00een nas \u015fi \u00een anus, cu m\u00e2ini mari, nas coroiat \u015fi multe, multe defecte fizice. Numai c\u0103 noi avem ceea ce se nume\u015fte un sim\u0163 autocritic ceva mai pronun\u0163at. \u015ei o nevoie de a ne \u00eenfrumuse\u0163a – nou\u0103 \u00een\u015fine, nu altora – via\u0163a. Cum? Prin varii activit\u0103\u0163i. Iar una dintre acestea este sculptarea \u015fi modelarea propriului corp, prin varii mijloace, concrete sau strict decorative. Nu mergem la sal\u0103 c\u0103 ador\u0103m s\u0103 ne tortur\u0103m singure. Doamne. Ur\u00e2m s\u0103 facem asta. Mergem la sal\u0103 pentru c\u0103 ador\u0103m s\u0103 ne uit\u0103m admirativ la noi \u00een\u015fine.
\nDac\u0103 eu iubesc s\u0103 m\u0103 uit \u00een oglind\u0103 \u00eentr-o anumit\u0103 zi, automat voi fi mai deschis\u0103, mai cald\u0103 \u015fi mai sus\u0163in\u0103toare cu cei din jurul meu. Dac\u0103 \u00een alt\u0103 zi, oglinda face mi\u015fto de mine, o s\u0103 m\u0103 demoralizez \u015fi o s\u0103 anulez particip\u0103ri la lucruri care nu-s imperativ necesare, pentru c\u0103 prefer s\u0103 fiu singur\u0103 dec\u00e2t s\u0103 fiu bitchy. <\/p>\n
“Dar grasele?” Dar grasele nu, \u015fi e decizia lor. Banii lor, via\u0163a lor, decizia lor. Zero obliga\u0163ii s\u0103-\u0163i fac\u0103 pe plac \u0163ie dac\u0103 nu se \u00eenscrie una, individual, voluntar\u0103. <\/p>\n
De ce vrem noi, o parte dintre femei, s\u0103 fim frumoase, cu obraji rumeni \u015fi \u0163\u00e2\u0163e mari? Pentru c\u0103 avem preten\u0163ii \u00een primul r\u00e2nd de la noi. Pentru c\u0103 nu ne putem iubi oricum \u015fi ne place s\u0103 fim amazoane cu pleata \u00een v\u00e2nt.
\nVrem s\u0103 v\u0103 demonstr\u0103m vou\u0103 ceva cu asta? Not really. Sincer, nu ne pas\u0103 de voi foarte tare. Ne doare ad\u00e2nc \u00een cot de idealurile feminine a 99,9999999% dintre voi \u015fi nu \u00een\u0163elegem de ce \u0163ine\u0163i mor\u0163i\u015f s\u0103 ni le comunica\u0163i. <\/p>\n
Da, eu f\u0103r\u0103 sutien push-up am exact dou\u0103 sf\u00e2rcuri \u00eenconjurate de \u015fes secetos. Sunt plat\u0103 ca o tabl\u0103 de \u015fah. Po\u0163i c\u0103lca rufe pe mine. Po\u0163i \u00eentinde aluat cu sucitorul. Dar voi continua s\u0103 port sutien cu push-up \u015fi s\u0103-\u0163i ignor dezam\u0103girea pentru c\u0103 <\/p>\n
a) Nu m\u0103 vei vedea \u00een via\u0163a ta f\u0103r\u0103 sutien. A\u015fa c\u0103 \u00een mod sigur nu te voi dezam\u0103gi.
\nb) Feminitatea mea are aproximativ zero leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu dimensiunea bustului meu \u015fi mai mult cu cele trei pachete de tampoane pe care le cump\u0103r pe lun\u0103 \u015fi cu bl\u00e2nde\u0163ea cu care m\u00e2ng\u00e2i pe cap un copila\u015f nec\u0103jit
\nc) \u00cemi place tot arsenalul dansatoarelor de burlesc: corsete, s\u0103 creeze iluzia de talie; ciorapi plas\u0103, s\u0103 creeze iluzia de absen\u0163\u0103 a celulitei \u015fi s\u0103 sub\u0163ieze; pene \u015fi culori, s\u0103 creeze iluzia de desfr\u00e2u rafinat \u015fi lasciv. \u015ei desigur, sutien cu push-up, s\u0103 creeze iluzia unor s\u00e2ni ca pepenii. <\/p>\n
Prea pu\u0163in m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 v\u00e2nd iluzia asta pe post de nevast\u0103 cuiva: o folosesc strict pentru entertainment. M\u0103 distrez pe mine \u015fi \u00eei distrez \u015fi pe al\u0163ii. \u015ei cred c\u0103 orice femeie are dreptul s\u0103 fac\u0103 acela\u015fi lucru. Chit c\u0103, probabil, \u00een timpul liber \u00ee\u015fi flutur\u0103 coaiele pe sub pantaloni scur\u0163i franjura\u0163i de purtare \u00een exces. Eu a\u015fa fac. <\/p>\n
Unde gre\u015fesc doamnele \u015fi domni\u0163ele? Nu \u00een accesoriile pe care le poart\u0103. \u015ei pe care le scot c\u00e2nd fac sex. Nu \u00een dimensiunile pe care le afi\u015feaz\u0103. Nu \u00een m\u0103rgelele anale pe care le-au plimbat prin ora\u015f toat\u0103 ziua. Ci \u00een faptul c\u0103 unele dintre ele sunt at\u00e2t de cretine \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 aib\u0103 impresia c\u0103 v\u0103 datoreaz\u0103 un trup perfect vou\u0103 \u015fi c\u0103 judecata voastr\u0103 ar conta. \u00cen faptul c\u0103 unele sunt at\u00e2t de infinit de dobitoace \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 se crispeze \u015fi s\u0103 a\u015ftepte cu tremur interior ce crede\u0163i voi. <\/p>\n
Traseul corect, doamnelor din aceast\u0103 categorie, e s\u0103 v\u0103 alege\u0163i genul de tip care v\u0103 place \u00eendeajuns pentru voi \u00een\u015fiv\u0103, \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103-l doar\u0103 ad\u00e2nc \u00een locul umbros de dincolo de nisipuri dac\u0103 ave\u0163i pepeni sau zarz\u0103re. Genul de tip pentru care zarz\u0103rele voastre s\u0103 fie mai valoroase dec\u00e2t pepenii vecinei. <\/p>\n
\u00cen secunda \u00een care decid s\u0103 m\u0103 bag \u00een pat cu un tip, \u00eemi asum tot ce \u00eent\u00e2lnesc pe drum. Singura a\u015fteptare fireasc\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103n\u0103tpas\u0103 e s\u0103 fac\u0103 un du\u015f \u00eenainte. \u00cen rest, chiar m\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2nt\u0103 dac\u0103, public, face un efort s\u0103 par\u0103 mai prezentabil dec\u00e2t este. E un semn c\u0103 investe\u015fte \u00een sine. Iar oamenii care investesc \u00een ei \u00een\u015fi\u015fi investesc \u015fi \u00een cei din jur. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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