Era o zi frumoas\u0103 de \u00eenceput de prim\u0103var\u0103, \u015fi Vasile ducea gunoiul. Pe sc\u0103ri, se \u00eent\u00e2lni cu vecinul lui pensionar, domnul M\u0103ciuc\u0103.
\n-Ce mai faci, m\u0103i, b\u0103iatule?
\n-Bine.
\n-B\u0103i, uite asta nu-mi place mie la tine. R\u0103spunzi mereu \u00eentr-o doar\u0103, nu \u015ftii s\u0103 comunici cu adev\u0103rat.
\n-P\u0103i…
\n-Sau crezi c\u0103 noi, vecinii t\u0103i pensionari, suntem mai pu\u0163in oameni, doar pentru c\u0103 suntem pensionari?
\n-P\u0103i…
\n-Noi am ridicat \u0163ara asta, a\u015fa cum e ea, cu munca bra\u0163elor noastre, s\u0103 \u015ftii.
\n-P\u0103i…
\n-P\u0103i, p\u0103i. Nu e\u015fti \u00een stare s\u0103 sco\u0163i \u015fi tu o propozi\u0163ie cu subiect \u015fi predicat.
\n-P\u0103i…
\n-Hai, c\u0103 m-ai dezam\u0103git. Tineretul din ziua de azi nu e bun de nimic.
\n\u015ei mo\u015ful tr\u00e2nti u\u015fa apartamentului dup\u0103 sine. <\/p>\n
Vasile d\u0103du din umeri a epuizare psihic\u0103 \u015fi moral\u0103, \u015fi continu\u0103 s\u0103 coboare sc\u0103rile. Se \u00eent\u00e2lni cu vecina Ionela.
\n-Vasilic\u0103, ce mai faci, m\u0103i, mam\u0103?
\n-Foarte bine.
\n-Tare mutulic\u0103 \u015fi n\u0103t\u0103r\u0103u te-a crescut m\u0103-ta, m\u0103i Vasile. \u015ei m\u0103 mir cum, c\u0103 ea e femeie de ga\u015fc\u0103 \u015fi de via\u0163\u0103. Stai o or\u0103 la telefon cu ea \u015fi vorbe\u015fti ce nici cu g\u00e2ndul n-ai g\u00e2ndi.
\n-A\u015fa e.
\n-Fii \u015fi tu mai comunicativ, m\u0103i, b\u0103iatule, c\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i ne\u00eensurat \u015fi mori singur. C\u00e2nd ai pupat ultima oar\u0103 o femeie?
\n-\u0102\u0103\u0103…
\n-Da, \u0103\u0103\u0103. Nu mai fi p\u0103mp\u0103l\u0103u, c\u0103 tu pierzi. Hai, m\u0103, copile, ai grij\u0103 de tine. Complimente maic\u0103-tii \u015fi spune-i c\u0103 trec pe la ea la cafea dup\u0103 mas\u0103. <\/p>\n
Vasile d\u0103du din umeri a epuizare fizic\u0103 \u015fi moral\u0103, \u015fi continu\u0103 s\u0103 coboare sc\u0103rile. Ajunse la containere, arunc\u0103 sacul, \u015fi o lu\u0103 c\u0103tinel \u00eenapoi. La parter, nea F\u0103nic\u0103 administratorul tocmai afi\u015fa \u00eentre\u0163inerea. <\/p>\n
-Vasile, ce mai faci, b\u0103i, b\u0103iatule?
\n-P\u0103i s\u0103 vede\u0163i, \u00een jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 merg la munc\u0103, apoi la o bere cu b\u0103ie\u0163ii, \u015fi seara la un meci la stadion. M\u0103 cam \u00eencearc\u0103 o r\u0103ceal\u0103, dar \u015ftiu c\u0103 vreau s\u0103 v\u0103d meciul, a\u015fa c\u0103 bag un Fervex.
\n-B\u0103, Vasile, d\u0103-o-n m\u0103-sa. Nu m\u0103 interesa toat\u0103 via\u0163a ta de c\u0103cat. Nu te-a \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at m\u0103-ta maniere sociale, s\u0103 r\u0103spunzi un “bine” \u015fi at\u00e2t?
\n-P\u0103i…
\n-\u015ei s\u0103 nu ui\u0163i s\u0103 pl\u0103te\u015fti \u00eentre\u0163inerea. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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