Ieri, un r\u0103h\u0103\u0163el uman, cu un blog de exact trei unici, dintre care unul e m\u0103-sa \u015fi restul de doi, el \u00eensu\u015fi sub proxies, \u00eencerca disperat s\u0103-\u015fi fac\u0103 publicitate pe spinarea mea post\u00e2ndu-mi pe perete link la numitul blog de trei unici, unde m\u0103 \u00eenjura de toate f\u0103cutele \u015fi nef\u0103cutele.
\nNici m\u0103car nu m-am deranjat s\u0103 \u00eei r\u0103spund. Delete \u015fi block.
\nC\u00e2nd vrei publicitate \u015fi traficul muncit cu greu al unui blogger popular, traseul corect e s\u0103 cumperi advertorial. <\/p>\n
\u00cen continuare, \u00eemi propun s\u0103 nu m\u0103 mai cert cu absolut, dar absolut nimeni. Persoana mea \u015fi lucrurile pe care le fac nu sunt deschise dezbaterilor, pentru un motiv foarte simplu, pe care l-am repetat p\u00e2n\u0103 m-am s\u0103turat eu de monotonie, dar se pare c\u0103 e nevoie s-o fac \u00een continuare: nu am nici o obliga\u0163ie fa\u0163\u0103 de l\u0103tr\u0103ul obi\u015fnuit de internet \u015fi nu-i datorez nimic. L\u0103tr\u0103ul obi\u015fnuit de internet nu-mi recompenseaz\u0103 efortul cu absolut nimic, drept care are exact zero fundament s\u0103-mi strice karma, zenul \u015fi feng \u015fuiul cu pis\u0103logeli nesolicitate. <\/p>\n
\u0102sta e un blog care \u00ee\u015fi propune s\u0103 ofere entertainment celor care \u00eel apreciaz\u0103. Subliniez: celor care \u00eel apreciaz\u0103. Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 cooperativa munca \u00een zadar. Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 dec\u00e2t f\u00e2\u015fia de public care \u00ee\u015fi g\u0103se\u015fte veselia, r\u00e2sul \u015fi binele \u00een ceea ce le ofer eu.
\n“Dar tu trebuie s\u0103 \u0163ii cont de ce spun to\u0163i”.
\nGre\u015fit. Statul rom\u00e2n trebuie s\u0103 \u0163in\u0103 cont de ce spun to\u0163i, pentru c\u0103, guess what, \u00eel \u00eentre\u0163ii cu impozitele tale. Dai an de an un procent din veniturile tale, \u015fi \u00een virtutea acestui fapt, ai tot dreptul s\u0103 \u00eei faci repro\u015furi, s\u0103 \u00eei demonstrezi sub geamuri, s\u0103 \u00eei ceri legi corecte \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eel tragi de urechi c\u00e2nd gre\u015fe\u015fte.
\nEu, \u00een calitatea mea de entertainer privat, am exact zero obliga\u0163ii s\u0103 fac pe plac unui om de care nu m\u0103 leag\u0103 vreo obliga\u0163ie contractual\u0103, \u015fi nu-s nici imbecil\u0103, s\u0103 \u00eemi asum alte obliga\u0163ii dec\u00e2t cele pe care le am real. <\/p>\n
\u00cen concluzie: nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 ura, negativitatea \u015fi toxicitatea nim\u0103nui. Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 las pe nimeni s\u0103-mi mai consume timp pre\u0163ios cu lucruri de care nu-mi pas\u0103. Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 s\u0103 negociez armisti\u0163iu cu nimeni. Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 impresia nim\u0103nui legat\u0103 de cine ar trebui s\u0103 fiu eu \u015fi ce ar trebui s\u0103 fac. Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 categoria de public cu p\u0103reri preconcepute despre subiectele \u015fi atitudinile pe care ar trebui s\u0103 le aib\u0103 un autor, doar pentru c\u0103 acel autor se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 s\u0103 de\u0163in\u0103 vagin. Nu las un am\u0103nunt relativ insignifiant din anatomia mea s\u0103-mi dicteze ce \u015fi cum s\u0103 fac. Nu am ales s\u0103 m\u0103 nasc femeie, drept care nu v\u0103 permit s\u0103 m\u0103 trata\u0163i \u00een func\u0163ie de asta. <\/p>\n
Asta e oferta. Cui \u00eei place, e binevenit. \u00cen total, dac\u0103 e s\u0103 adun\u0103m toate re\u0163ele sociale, bate\u0163i spre 35.000. Nu-mi pas\u0103 dac\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2ne\u0163i doar 5.000 sau dac\u0103 deveni\u0163i 500.000 \u00een timp, at\u00e2ta timp c\u00e2t v\u0103 e clar faptul c\u0103 al meu con\u0163inut nu e datoria mea fa\u0163\u0103 de voi (ok, e datoria mea fa\u0163\u0103 de cei cu care am contracte sau care sprijin\u0103 blogul), ci un cadou. Cine nu \u00eel vrea, e liber s\u0103 dea x din col\u0163 \u015fi s\u0103 frecventeze ofertele altora. <\/p>\n
Cert e c\u0103 nu mai intru \u00een lungi schimburi de replici. Dac\u0103-mi pun mintea, pot strivi verbal pe oricine, dar nu mi se pare c\u0103 e un efort care s\u0103 merite deranjul. Prefer b\u0103t\u0103lii \u00een care s\u0103 am ceva concret de c\u00e2\u015ftigat. B\u0103t\u0103lia “Lorena vs. ratat \u015fomer nr. 4355” e o pierdere de timp \u015fi resurse din start, drept care, nu am de ce s\u0103 \u00eei aloc energia mea.
\nPe viitor, somez o singur\u0103 dat\u0103 un cet\u0103\u0163ean s\u0103 nu m\u0103 agreseze verbal, iar dac\u0103 nu ia not\u0103 \u015fi ac\u0163iune, numitul cet\u0103\u0163ean ia direct ban \u015fi mult\u0103 s\u0103n\u0103tate familiei \u015fi apropia\u0163ilor.
\n“De ce \u015ftergi, n-ai tupeu?”
\nBa tocmai c\u0103 am tupeu. Am tupeu s\u0103 ALEG unde investesc energie \u015fi unde nu. Am tupeu s\u0103 ALEG cui \u00eei devotez timp \u015fi cui nu. Iar dac\u0103, \u00eenainte s\u0103 m\u0103 iei la h\u0103r\u0163uit aiurea, \u00ee\u0163i pui o simpl\u0103 \u00eentrebare: “Ce are Lorena de c\u00e2\u015ftigat din asta?”, o s\u0103 \u015ftii s\u0103 nu te (\u015fi m\u0103) deranjezi din timp. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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