Primul an de internet: O s\u0103 vorbesc foarte frumos cu toat\u0103 lumea. Interlocutorii mei sunt oameni \u015fi trebuie respecta\u0163i. O s\u0103 \u00eencerc, cu bl\u00e2nde\u0163e, folosind ra\u0163iunea, s\u0103-i fac s\u0103 detecteze erorile din judec\u0103\u0163ile lor. <\/p>\n
Al doilea an de internet: \u00cen\u0163eleg c\u0103 ai o zi \/ s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \/ via\u0163\u0103 care nu-\u0163i convine, dar eu nu-s de vin\u0103 cu nimic pentru asta, drept care, po\u0163i, te rog frumos, s\u0103-\u0163i adecvezi tonul? <\/p>\n
Al treilea an de internet: Ce-ai, m\u0103, e\u015fti isteric? Vorbe\u015fte frumos, c\u0103 nu m-ai c\u00e2\u015ftigat la belciuge! <\/p>\n
Al patrulea an de internet: S\u0103 \u0163i-o iau pe m\u0103-ta la pul\u0103 pe fa\u0163\u0103 \u015fi pe dos de idiot b\u0103tut \u00een cap \u015fi sc\u0103pat \u00een cre\u015ftet la na\u015ftere, care parte din “vorbe\u015fte frumos” nu \u0163i-e clar\u0103, creier de g\u0103in\u0103 st\u0103tut\u0103-n soare? S\u0103 m\u0103 cac pe boarfa de m\u0103-ta care a preferat s\u0103 maseze m\u0103t\u0103r\u00e2ngi de tractori\u015fti pe bonuri de mas\u0103, \u00een loc s\u0103-\u0163i dea un rahat de educa\u0163ie, jigodie odioas\u0103 \u015fi dezgust\u0103toare. <\/p>\n
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