{"id":12336,"date":"2017-03-20T19:17:18","date_gmt":"2017-03-20T16:17:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=12336"},"modified":"2018-03-20T15:06:26","modified_gmt":"2018-03-20T12:06:26","slug":"top-10-piese-de-ziua-fericirii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/top-10-piese-de-ziua-fericirii\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 piese de ziua fericirii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Le \u015ftii. Sunt piesele alea pe care le c\u00e2n\u0163i \u00een du\u015f, alea pe care \u0163i le pui c\u00e2nd n-ai energie \u015fi vrei s\u0103-\u0163i erectezi moralul, dar nu ai recunoa\u015fte nici chinuit cu torturi medievale c\u0103 \u015ftii de ele. Pentru c\u0103 sunt jenante. Agreabile, vesele \u015fi jenante. Ca un acces de bulimie la cofet\u0103ria din col\u0163. Noroc c\u0103 o ai pe prietena ta Lorena s\u0103 fie sincer\u0103 \u00een locul t\u0103u.<\/p>\n<p><strong>10. LMFAO &#8211; Sexy and I know it.<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wyx6JDQCslE?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Nuuu, doamne fere\u015fte, nim\u0103nui nu-i place piesa asta din 2011. Cele aproape 520.000.000 de views de pe Youtube (\u015fi \u0103sta e doar canalul oficial al trupei) le-au f\u0103cut extratere\u015ftrii.<br \/>\nDuetul electronic LMFAO, cu succes moderat \u00een State \u015fi absolut necunoscut la noi \u00een sat p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci a venit, a cucerit planeta \u015fi a plecat. Dar piesa asta e echivalentul lui Cotton Eye Joe din anii 90. Un prototip de retardare at\u00e2t de retardat\u0103 \u015fi de original\u0103 \u00een retardarea ei, \u00eenc\u00e2t frizeaz\u0103 geniul.<br \/>\nCeea ce ne duce la<\/p>\n<p><strong>9. Rednex &#8211; Cotton Eye Joe<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/mOYZaiDZ7BM?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Au trecut 22 de ani de c\u00e2nd o ga\u015fc\u0103 de suedezi &#8211; da, suedezi. Nimeni nu parodiaz\u0103 stereotipurile unei na\u0163iuni a\u015fa cum o fac membrii alteia &#8211; deci, cum ziceam, ni\u015fte suedezi du\u015fi cu pluta au azv\u00e2rlit pe pia\u0163\u0103 aceast\u0103 obscenitate ilar\u0103 din toate punctele de vedere \u015fi vecinii mei \u00eenc\u0103 o savureaz\u0103 periodic f\u0103r\u0103 voia lor. Mai ales c\u00e2nd am colabor\u0103ri care presupun trezire de diminea\u0163\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencercarea s\u0103-\u0163i inserezi cu for\u0163a o stare de bine.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0103cat c\u0103 dac\u0103 piesa asta ar fi lansat\u0103 azi, trupa ar fi masacrat\u0103 de poli\u0163ia corectitudinii politice.<\/p>\n<p><strong>8. Eruption &#8211; One Way Ticket (To The Blues)<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/g_jUtiKSf1Y?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Piesa a fost lansat\u0103 \u00een original \u00een 1959, \u00eentr-o variant\u0103 rock&#8217;n&#8217;roll (ish) de Neil Sedaka, \u015fi e de fapt povestea trist\u0103 a unei desp\u0103r\u0163iri cu lacrimi \u015fi muci. Au trebuit s\u0103 vin\u0103 glorio\u015fii ani 70 \u015fi un grup pe nume Eruption \u015fi s\u0103 transforme ca prin minune hitul \u00eentr-o glorie disco lipicioas\u0103 \u015fi irezistibil\u0103, pentru ca divor\u0163ul s\u0103 devin\u0103 principalul motiv de fericire din univers.<br \/>\nSerios. \u00cencerca\u0163i s\u0103 nu s\u0103ri\u0163i \u00een sus \u0163op\u0103ind pe minunea asta de pies\u0103. V\u0103 provoc.<\/p>\n<p><strong>7. DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince &#8211; Boom! Shake The Room<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/4AVWZwZq_QU?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>\u00cenainte s\u0103 ajung\u0103 marele actor de A-list \u015fi tat\u0103 de copii idio\u0163i, Will Smith era vedet\u0103 de sitcom \u015fi rapper. Dar nu orice rapper. Farmecul acestui c\u00e2ntecel vesel, capacitatea lui de a te proiecta spre z\u0103ri ca o trambulin\u0103 sunt nealterate, de\u015fi piesa are &#8211; gasp! &#8211; 24 de ani. O via\u0163\u0103 de om.<\/p>\n<p><strong>6. Gogol Bordello &#8211; &#8220;Wonderlust King&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/K3SUPPeuRdU?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Nu ai cum s\u0103 excluzi Europa de Est \u015fi pofta ei interminabil\u0103 de petrecere din acest top, nici s\u0103 vrei cu tot dinadinsul. Gogol Bordello au exportat turbo folkul \u0163ig\u0103nesc \u00een State, i-au ad\u0103ugat hardcoreal\u0103 de punk \u015fi re\u0163eta succesului a fost incontestabil\u0103. Au zeci de melodii care s-ar fi calificat s\u0103 intre \u00een acest top, dar Wonderlust King (2007) e regele lor absolut.<\/p>\n<p><strong>5. David Hasselhoff &#8211; Do the Limbo Dance<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/XSuJ7kX-cH0?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Po\u0163i s\u0103 fii mort pe targ\u0103. Po\u0163i s\u0103 fii ucis \u00een chinuri de mafio\u0163i. Dac\u0103 r\u0103sun\u0103 prin apropiere piesa asta, \u00eenvii, le dai poli\u0163i\u015ftilor numele criminalilor \u015fi mori la loc. Nu ai cum altfel.<br \/>\nDar nimeni nu spune nimic, pentru c\u0103, pe c\u00e2t e de vesel\u0103 piesa asta, pe at\u00e2t e de sinistru de jenant\u0103 \u015fi degradant\u0103 pentru tine ca om s\u0103 recuno\u015fti c\u0103 o \u015ftii.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4. Christina Aguilera &#8211; Candyman<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-ScjucUV8v0?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Mie Christina Ugliera mi se pare genul \u0103la de artist\u0103 extrem de plictisitoare, care se chinuie s\u0103 sublinieze \u00een toate interviurile \u015fi colabor\u0103rile c\u0103 ea e miezul din dodoa\u015fca talentului &#8211; presupun\u00e2nd c\u0103 talentul are o dodoa\u015fc\u0103 &#8211; \u015fi tot din acest motiv, umple orice c\u00e2nticel pop de 4 acorduri cu 68654 de triluri \u015fi \u00eenflorituri din cu totul alt film.<br \/>\nE o idee neproductiv\u0103 s\u0103 \u0163i-o felezi de unul singur at\u00e2t de fioros. O \u0163ii ocupat\u0103 \u015fi nu apuc\u0103 s\u0103 \u0163i-o feleze al\u0163ii.<br \/>\nApoi, rar, cam o dat\u0103 la deceniu, Ugliera las\u0103 garda jos \u015fi scoate c\u00e2te o pies\u0103 vesel\u0103 \u015fi plin\u0103 de umor ca asta.<br \/>\nDac\u0103 ar proceda invers &#8211; s\u0103 produc\u0103 numai veselie \u015fi s\u0103 se feleze o dat\u0103 pe deceniu &#8211; ar fi luat locul I. Din zei de-am fi cobor\u00e2tori, cu o autofela\u0163ie tot suntem datori, zicea marele poet George Co\u015fbuc.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3. REM &#8211; &#8220;Shiny Happy People&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/YYOKMUTTDdA?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Trupa REM sunt cunoscu\u0163i ca oameni serio\u015fi, cu hituri nobile \u015fi bogate \u00een idei profunde, ca Everybody Hurts \u015fi Losing My Religion. Ni\u015fte Emili Ciorani ai soft rockului anilor 90. Dar colaborarea asta cu Kate Pierson de la the B-52s a r\u0103v\u0103\u015fit topurile \u015fi a r\u0103mas &#8211; ironic &#8211; piesa pe care \u0163i-o aminte\u015fti prima, atunci c\u00e2nd cineva men\u0163ioneaz\u0103 din \u00eent\u00e2mplare REM. De\u015fi Michael Stipe s-a dezis \u00een repetate r\u00e2nduri de ea cu vestitele: &#8220;Eram prea beat, nu-mi amintesc ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat&#8221;, respectiv &#8220;Nu este ceea ce pare&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><strong>2. The Weather Girls &#8211; It&#8217;s Raining Men<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/l5aZJBLAu1E?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Anii 80 au fost cea mai frumoas\u0103, vesel\u0103 \u015fi inofensiv\u0103 perioad\u0103 din cultura pop. E drept, piesa asta scris\u0103 de doi gay (Paul Jabara \u015fi Paul Shaffer) a fost propus\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2i divelor serioase: Barbra Streisand, Donna Summer, Diana Ross \u015fi Cher. Ele au refuzat, oripilate. C\u0103 doar nu o s\u0103 c\u00e2nte o asemenea abomina\u0163ie.<br \/>\nApoi au venit grasele de la The Weather Girls \u015fi au lansat imnul unui deceniu. Nu al unui deceniu. Imnul funny \u015fi funky al femeilor dezavantajate fizic din toate timpurile.<\/p>\n<p><strong>1. Beastie Boys &#8211; Fight For Your Right to Party<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/eBShN8qT4lk?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Self &#8211; explanatory. Etern. Imuabil. Incontestabil.<br \/>\nYour mom busted in and said, what&#8217;s that noise?<br \/>\nAw, mom you&#8217;re just jealous it&#8217;s the Beastie Boys!<br \/>\n\u0102sta e materialul cu care se scriu legendele.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Le \u015ftii. Sunt piesele alea pe care le c\u00e2n\u0163i \u00een du\u015f, alea pe care \u0163i le pui c\u00e2nd n-ai energie \u015fi vrei s\u0103-\u0163i erectezi&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":11316,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12336","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/meme-e1490026454892.jpg?fit=574%2C566&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12336"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12336\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14554,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12336\/revisions\/14554"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11316"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}