Am \u00eenceput s\u0103 m\u0103 uit la “Uite cine danseaz\u0103” pentru c\u0103 \u015ftiam c\u0103 Marius Manole e \u00een distribu\u0163ie, \u015fi dac\u0103 Marius Manole apare undeva, e limpede de la o po\u015ft\u0103 c\u0103 o s\u0103 m\u0103 uit.
\nEmisiunea nu e rea. Sunt c\u00e2\u0163iva dansatori incredibili, sunt \u015fi unii care depun efort onest \u015fi din toat\u0103 inima, ai \u015fi umor, pentru c\u0103 tonul experto-didactic al lui Mihai Petre, u\u015for obositor \u00een defunctul “Dansez pentru tine” are contrapunct perfect \u00een m\u00e2rl\u0103nia ca din topor a lui Florin C\u0103linescu, \u00een timp ce Gigi C\u0103ciuleanu e “poli\u0163istul cel bun” \u015fi Andreea Marin d\u0103 \u015fi ea cu impresia pe tonul pre\u0163ios care a consacrat-o.
\n\u00cen schimb, \u00een momentele \u00een care microfonul e la Mihaela, simt c\u0103-mi s\u00e2ngereaz\u0103 retinele, timpanele \u015fi tot ce se afl\u0103 \u00eentre ele.
\nNu e vorba c\u0103 Mihaela ar fi \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nit. Dimpotriv\u0103. Arat\u0103 foarte bine (\u015fi da, adaug fatidicul “pentru v\u00e2rsta ei”, care, spun femeile, anuleaz\u0103 orice compliment). Mihaela e o femeie frumoas\u0103, bine \u00eembr\u0103cat\u0103, care \u015ftie s\u0103 poarte haine cu elegan\u0163\u0103 \u015fi distinc\u0163ie \u015fi care, dac\u0103 am pune emisiunea pe mute, ar fi absolut savurabil\u0103.
\nProblema \u00eencepe \u00een momentul c\u00e2nd Mihaela deschide gura.
\nAre de co-prezentat cu Cabral?
\n“Oh, ciocolata mea neagr\u0103\u0103!”
\nPoate acum cinci ani, c\u00e2nd Cabral ar\u0103ta bine, era credibil. Acum \u00eens\u0103 Cabral a pus vizibil zece kilograme \u00een jurul taliei, \u015fi-a pierdut instinctele de v\u00e2n\u0103tor – culeg\u0103tor \u015fi pare mai c\u0103s\u0103torit dec\u00e2t registrul de la starea civil\u0103. Nu-\u0163i inspir\u0103 libidino\u015fenii nici dac\u0103 scoate un milion de euro \u015fi zice: \u0102\u015ftia sunt ai t\u0103i dac\u0103 mimezi credibil c\u0103 sunt un flagel sexual.
\nAre de \u00eent\u00e2mpinat o pereche care tocmai a terminat de dansat?
\n“Vaaai, Antoniaaa, frumoasa meaaa”.
\nE at\u00e2t de vizibil c\u0103 Antonia are exact zero disponibilitate s\u0103 intre \u00een jocule\u0163. O prive\u015fte pe Mihaela cu ochi mari, frumo\u015fi \u015fi reci \u015fi-i spune: “Mi-ai zis asta \u015fi data trecut\u0103”. \u00cen traducere din rom\u00e2n\u0103 politicoas\u0103 \u00een rom\u00e2n\u0103 sincer\u0103: “Mar\u015f, f\u0103, \u00een pula mea!”
\nSe freac\u0103 de femei de zici c\u0103 mai are pu\u0163in \u015fi rupe fusta de pe ele. Se freac\u0103 de mu\u015fchii b\u0103rba\u0163ilor de zici c\u0103 d\u0103 casting pentru rolul babei din “Nymph(o)maniac” de Lars von Trier. <\/p>\n
Subliniez: n-am nimic cu sexualitatea \u015fi femeile mature. Samantha era singurul personaj care-mi pl\u0103cea \u00een “Sex and the City”. Mor dup\u0103 Sofia Vergara. Joan Rivers era absolut adorabil\u0103 cu “fuck you”-urile ei r\u0103gu\u015fite, de\u015fi trecuse cu mult de 60 de ani. <\/p>\n
Dar \u015fti\u0163i care e diferen\u0163a? <\/p>\n
C\u0103 acestor doamne, sexualitatea \u015fi senzualitatea le vine onest, asumat. Le crezi. Sunt natural pasionale.
\nPe c\u00e2nd \u00een cazul Mihaelei se vede falsul de la o po\u015ft\u0103. <\/p>\n
Undeva \u00een ochii ei, exact c\u00e2nd d\u0103 s\u0103-l apuce de \u0163\u00e2\u0163e pe Alex Velea, cite\u015fti c\u0103 \u00een realitate minte de \u00eenghea\u0163\u0103 apele, c\u0103 n-ar pune m\u00e2na pe el nici cu m\u0103nu\u015fi de protec\u0163ie \u015fi, c\u00e2nd se pisice\u015fte pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 oricare dintre doamne, se transmite subliminal c\u0103 \u00een via\u0163a ei nu \u015fi-a dorit s\u0103 ating\u0103 o femeie, nici moart\u0103, nici vie.
\nSe vede c\u0103 totul e for\u0163at, silit, chinuit, chircit.
\nSe vede c\u0103 ea, \u00een primul r\u00e2nd, e \u00een disconfort, iar disconfortul \u0103sta te izbe\u015fte \u00een muf\u0103. <\/p>\n
Apogeul Mihaelei, momentul \u00een care a putut fi ea \u00eens\u0103\u015fi \u015fi s\u0103 se poarte normal, a fost “Duminica \u00een familie”. Mihaela din “Duminica \u00een familie” avea un ton predominant cerebral, calm, elegant, agreabil dar niciodat\u0103 h\u0103r\u0163uitor. \u015ei cred c\u0103 \u0103sta e felul ei de a fi.
\n\u015ei era chiar admirabil c\u0103 femeia asta f\u0103cea un show bazat \u00een primul r\u00e2nd pe comunicare \u015fi informa\u0163ie \u00een vremuri \u00een care se c\u0103utau \u00een castinguri numai siliconul \u015fi botoxul. <\/p>\n
Acum, c\u00e2nd \u00een castinguri au \u00eenceput s\u0103 se caute naturale\u0163ea \u015fi simplitatea, Mihaela se strofoac\u0103 din r\u0103sputeri s\u0103 exhibe aceste apuc\u0103turi de Jenna Jameson \u00een mizerie, iar efectul e catarctic: mil\u0103 \u015fi groaz\u0103. <\/p>\n
Nu, Mihaela, nu te credem. Nu vrei s\u0103-l fu\u0163i pe Cabral, nu vrei s\u0103-l fu\u0163i pe Velea, \u015fi, mai presus de toate, nu vrei s-o fu\u0163i pe Rona Hartner.
\nNu mai \u00eencerca s\u0103 ne convingi de lucrurile astea.
\nNu doar c\u0103 nu slujesc cu nimic \u00een economia showului, nu doar c\u0103 nu te pun \u00eentr-o lumin\u0103 bun\u0103, ci dimpotriv\u0103: transmit o disperare absolut \u00eenfrico\u015f\u0103toare. <\/p>\n
\u00centoarce-te la felul t\u0103u de a fi elegant \u015fi rezervat cu care “ai furat” camera zeci de ani, Mihaela. Nu-\u0163i batjocori mo\u015ftenirea \u00een showbiz cu o ipostaz\u0103 at\u00e2t de umilitoare. E\u015fti prea de\u015fteapt\u0103 s\u0103 faci asta. <\/p>\n
Iar legat de “concuren\u0163a divelor” – m\u0103 ier\u0163i, dar p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een aceast\u0103 rund\u0103, Andreea Marin te-a luat. Ea se respect\u0103 suficient \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 nu se tr\u0103deze pe sine. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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