Ieri m\u0103 chinuia o criz\u0103 existen\u0163ial\u0103 rebel\u0103 – astea m\u0103 apuc\u0103 nea\u015fteptat \u015fi exploziv, a\u015fa cum \u00eei apuc\u0103 pe bolnavii de epilepsie crizele aferente.
\nCei c\u00e2\u0163iva prieteni care \u015ftiu s\u0103 m\u0103 ia a\u015fa cum sunt \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eemi treac\u0103 defectele cu vederea de dragul calit\u0103\u0163ilor \u015ftiu cum s\u0103 trateze crizele astea. Mai ales c\u0103, din aceast\u0103 iarn\u0103, m-am mutat l\u00e2ng\u0103 splendidul parc I. O. R. (era logic, dac\u0103 m-am apucat s\u0103 scriu ceva despre un parc, destinul meu care urmeaz\u0103 aproape aberant cursul c\u0103r\u0163ilor mele s\u0103 m\u0103 mute l\u00e2ng\u0103 unul. Cred c\u0103 ar fi interesant s\u0103 scriu o carte despre multimiliardari, s\u0103 vedem \ud83d\ude00 , poate o s\u0103 am \u015fi eu de o garsonier\u0103, dar tot l\u00e2ng\u0103 I. O. R. mi-a\u015f cump\u0103ra-o, m\u0103 fascineaz\u0103 explozia verde pe care nu o b\u0103nuisem c\u00e2nd m-am mutat aici arna asta, \u015fi care \u00eemi transform\u0103 fiecare plimbare de sear\u0103 \u00eentr-o baie de oxigen.)<\/p>\n
Buuun. O prieten\u0103 milostiv\u0103 m-a cules de acas\u0103 \u015fi m-a dus \u00een Parc, taman pentru concertul Vi\u0163ei de Vie, respectiv al hedlain\u0103rului Holograf, care urma. \u015ei Vi\u0163a de Vie mi-a regulat starea – lucru pentru care le mul\u0163umesc din tot sufletul meu mic \u015fi negru. Apoi, au urmat Holografii, pe care \u00eenc\u0103 nu \u00eei v\u0103zusem live. \u015ei…<\/p>\n
Cred c\u0103 statutul de rock icon \u00ee\u0163i impune o anume \u0163inut\u0103. Pe care Despot o are, \u015fi care transform\u0103 concertele Vi\u0163ei de Vie \u00eentr-o bucurie. Un mix de ironie inteligent\u0103 \u015fi fuck-the-system-b\u0103i-boilor, combinate cu sensibilitate artistic\u0103 \u015fi o doz\u0103 s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103 de tr\u0103irism. Dar nu tr\u0103irism ostentativ \u015fi “ia uita\u0163i-v\u0103 la mine cum tr\u0103iesc eu clipa!” ci emo\u0163ie pe bune.<\/p>\n
\u00cen schimb, c\u00e2nd m\u0103 uit la Bittman, am exact senza\u0163ia pe care o am c\u00e2nd \u00eel v\u0103d pe vocalistul de la Sarmalele Reci – am\u00e2ndoi dota\u0163i de m\u0103micile lor cu voci fabuloase. M\u0103 uit \u00een ochii lor \u00een timp ce c\u00e2nt\u0103 “Banii vorbesc” respectiv “\u015epri\u0163 de var\u0103” \u015fi m\u0103 \u00eentreb: Cum p\u00a4%*?=#& pot avea b\u0103ie\u0163ii \u0103\u015ftia ochi at\u00e2t de goi \u015fi chipul at\u00e2t de impasibil \u00een timp ce c\u00e2nt\u0103 a\u015fa ceva?<\/p>\n
Zoli mi se pare c\u0103 ar putea c\u00e2nta \u015fi mersul trenurilor, \u00een locul textelor excelent scrise pe care le scoate pe guri\u0163\u0103. Bittman e mai inteligent, \u00ee\u015fi d\u0103 seama c\u0103 lipse\u015fte ceva \u015fi compenseaz\u0103 lipsa pasiunii prin exces de gesturi ilustrative: S\u0103 nu (gest de “nu”) \u00eemi iei (gest de apucare) niciodat\u0103 (gest de “nu”, dar mai larg) dragosteeaaa (m\u00e2n\u0103 la corason). \u015ei se \u00eenconjoar\u0103 cu instrumenti\u015fti fabulo\u015fi. Dar nu e de ajuns.<\/p>\n
C\u00e2nd \u00eei vezi c\u00e2nt\u00e2nd pe Despot sau pe Ada Milea, ba chiar \u015fi pe exagerat-de-sensibilosul (pentru gusturile mele) Chiril\u0103, sim\u0163i c\u0103 oamenii \u0103\u015ftia vorbesc despre ei \u00een\u015fi\u015fi. Le sim\u0163i implicarea, sim\u0163i energia \u015fi for\u0163a fiec\u0103rui cuvin\u0163el pe care \u00eel rostesc. Zoli \u015fi D\u0103nutz raporteaz\u0103 statistic date despre economia Burkinei-Faso (pe muzic\u0103). Cu indiferen\u0163\u0103 – Zoli, cu un z\u00e2mbet bonom – D\u0103nutz. Dar sunetul incredibil care vine de pe scen\u0103 numai despre bonomie nu vorbe\u015fte. Cum s\u0103 nu vibrezi la pasiunea propriei tale trupe, al c\u0103rei frontman (adic\u0103 om care adun\u0103 energiile din jur \u015fi le proiecteaz\u0103 cu o for\u0163\u0103 mult mai mare asupra mul\u0163imii) se presupune c\u0103 e\u015fti?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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