{"id":12447,"date":"2017-04-10T10:35:47","date_gmt":"2017-04-10T07:35:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=12447"},"modified":"2017-04-10T10:35:47","modified_gmt":"2017-04-10T07:35:47","slug":"doamna-firea-s-a-suparici","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/doamna-firea-s-a-suparici\/","title":{"rendered":"Doamna Firea s-a sup\u0103rici"},"content":{"rendered":"

M\u0103 ierta\u0163i, asta e gluma de care am r\u00e2s ieri p\u00e2n\u0103 mi-au dat lacrimile, \u015fi nu am cum s\u0103 n-o preiau, cu surs\u0103 cu tot. Iar pentru cei care m\u0103 citesc de pe mobil, o mai postez o dat\u0103, c\u0103 mi s-au pl\u00e2ns “telefoni\u015ftii” c\u0103 nu-mi v\u0103d foto de deschidere. (Las\u0103, copii, c\u00e2nd o s\u0103 dona\u0163i \u00een num\u0103r mai mare, \u00eemi refac grafica \u015fi o s\u0103 m\u0103 preocupe foarte intens s\u0103 satisfac pe toat\u0103 lumea.) <\/p>\n

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Dar, s\u0103 trecem la gloriosul subiect al zilei de azi. T\u00e2rgul de Pa\u015fte. Sursa interminabil\u0103 a umorului pe Facebookul nostru. Cu fotografii, s\u0103 ne \u00een\u0163elegem. N-am v\u0103zut pe nimeni r\u0103gind: C\u00e2t de stupid arat\u0103 t\u00e2rgul de Pa\u015fte, f\u0103r\u0103 minimum o ilustra\u0163ie care s\u0103 sugereze c\u0103, \u00eentr-adev\u0103r, s-a legalizat. Rectific. S-AU legalizat. Ce apare pe acolo e minimum din trei tripuri diferite, induse de substan\u0163e pe care nici un medic nu \u0163i-ar recomanda s\u0103 le amesteci. <\/p>\n

Reac\u0163ia doamnei Firea? O indignare zdrav\u0103n\u0103 \u015fi b\u00e2rzoet\u0103, extrem de \u00eembujorat\u0103, ca lanul de m\u0103t\u0103r\u00e2ngi din povestea aferent\u0103 a lui Creang\u0103. Apropo, doamna Firea. Tot zicea\u0163i dumneavoastr\u0103 c\u0103 e o manifestare dedicat\u0103 valorilor estetice tradi\u0163ionale autentice. P\u0103i valoare mai tradi\u0163ional\u0103 \u015fi mai autentic\u0103 dec\u00e2t Creang\u0103 eu nu \u015ftiu. \u015ei dac\u0103 se reconstituia lanul \u00een Pia\u0163a Constitu\u0163iei – cred c\u0103 Facebook ar fi fost unanim satisf\u0103cut. Doar recuzita ar fi r\u0103mas par\u0163ial incomplet\u0103. <\/p>\n

Doamna Firea, nu are sens s\u0103 amenin\u0163a\u0163i cu datul \u00een judecat\u0103, pentru c\u0103 asta ar presupune proces \u00eempotriva a mii de persoane. Cel pu\u0163in jum\u0103tate din prietenii mei au dat azi o foto cu decora\u0163iile dvs. absolut apoteotice, \u015fi o glum\u0103. Nici dac\u0103 m-a\u0163i pl\u0103ti s\u0103 \u00eentocmesc lista complet\u0103 a celor din imediata mea vecin\u0103tate care au r\u00e2s de eforturile dvs. nu m-a\u015f descurca cu una cu dou\u0103. <\/p>\n

Drept care, v\u0103 propun un lucru care v-ar putea prinde mai bine ca imagine dec\u00e2t toate comunicatele de pres\u0103 \u00een care o arde\u0163i r\u0103zboinic \u015fi ultra indignat: asuma\u0163i-v\u0103 c\u0103 a\u0163i, m\u0103 scuza\u0163i de vorba proast\u0103, c\u0103cat-o. <\/p>\n

\u00cenv\u0103\u0163a\u0163i de la superiorii dvs. ierarhici.
\nGrindeanu e \u00eenc\u0103 prim ministru dintr-un singur motiv: a \u015ftiut s\u0103 admit\u0103 “Am c\u0103cat-o” \u00een ceasul al 11:59-lea de dinainte s\u0103 d\u0103r\u00e2me poporul poarta Palatului Victoria \u015fi a retras, rapid \u015fi cu c\u00e2ntec, ordonan\u0163a 13.
\nA\u015fa face un politician de\u015ftept. <\/p>\n

Vede\u0163i dumneavoastr\u0103, doamna Firea, diferen\u0163a dintre ce fac eu \u015fi ce face\u0163i dvs. e urm\u0103toarea: siteul meu e o ini\u0163iativ\u0103 privat\u0103, sus\u0163inut\u0103 de bani priva\u0163i. Pot scrie orice, oricum, oric\u00e2t, pe banii mei priva\u0163i. Ce poate face consumatorul care nu contribuie cu nimic la petrecere este s\u0103 \u00eemi dea unsubscribe \u015fi s\u0103 plece, s\u0103-\u015fi fac\u0103 o p\u0103pu\u015f\u0103 voodoo \u00een forma mea \u015fi s-o \u00een\u0163epe pe la ficat, s\u0103-mi strice be\u0163iile.
\nAltfel, nu-mi poate repro\u015fa nimic, pentru c\u0103, pe contribu\u0163ie zero, nivelul permis de nazuri e, a\u0163i ghicit, tot zero. <\/p>\n

Activitatea dumneavoastr\u0103, \u00eens\u0103, e public\u0103. Nu o face\u0163i din banii dvs. de acas\u0103, ci din banii tuturor persoanelor care fac poze \u015fi r\u00e2d. Deci, oamenii r\u00e2d pe banii lor, ceea ce e dreptul lor legitim. Au dreptul s\u0103 comenteze lucrurile care se fac din banii lor, au dreptul s\u0103 \u015fi critice \u015fi, mai presus de toate, au dreptul s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103. <\/p>\n

S\u0103 fi fost eu consilierul dvs. de imagine, doamna Firea, v-a\u015f fi recomandat s\u0103 trata\u0163i cu umor situa\u0163ia \u015fi s\u0103 fi\u0163i parte din glum\u0103. Realitatea e c\u0103 nu exist\u0103 fotografie de la eveniment care s\u0103 nu par\u0103 rupt\u0103 dintr-un film cu pro\u015fti. \u00centr-un fel, e \u015fi asta o performan\u0163\u0103, de\u015fi cu totul \u00een alt\u0103 direc\u0163ie dec\u00e2t v-a\u0163i fi dorit. Dar dac\u0103 tot a ie\u015fit at\u00e2t de vesel, da\u0163i-i repede un slogan “Un Pa\u015fte zgubilitic cu Gabi” \u015fi asuma\u0163i-v\u0103 gluma. <\/p>\n

Ar fi o reac\u0163ie mult mai matur\u0103, mai adecvat\u0103 \u015fi mai onest\u0103. \u015ei \u00een plus, ar topi o parte din inimile astea negre precum catranul, care r\u00e2d de munca dvs.
\nO persoan\u0103 care-\u015fi asum\u0103 public un rateu e absolut dr\u0103g\u0103la\u015f\u0103, vulnerabil\u0103 \u015fi simpatic\u0103. \u015ei nu doar asta. Creeaz\u0103 punte de comunicare. <\/p>\n

Obiectiv, nu-i pute\u0163i b\u0103ga la r\u0103coare pe to\u0163i cei care au r\u00e2s de decora\u0163iile de Pa\u015fte, de ou\u015foare \u015fi de iepura\u015fi. Pentru c\u0103 ar \u00eensemna s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2ne\u0163i numai cu asista\u0163ii social, iar \u0103ia nu pl\u0103tesc impozite. Doar absorb bani de la buget. <\/p>\n

Dar, eu nu sunt consilierul dvs. de imagine. Dac\u0103 a\u015f fi, n-a\u0163i mai purta roz bombon cu dantelu\u0163\u0103 \u00een via\u0163a dumneavoastr\u0103. Drept care, pute\u0163i ignora sfatul meu \u00een\u0163elept de mai sus \u015fi persista \u00een promovarea subliminal\u0103 a legaliz\u0103rii diverselor substan\u0163e.
\n\u00cen fond, \u015fi Europa de Est are nevoie de Amsterdamul ei. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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