-Alo, salonul de masaj erotic Virtutea?
\n-Alo, da, aici Virtutea. Cu ce v\u0103 putem fi de folos?
\n-A\u015f dori cu domni\u015foara Consuela.
\n-\u015eti\u0163i, nu prea \u00eencuraj\u0103m conversa\u0163iile private \u00eentre maseuzele noastre \u015fi clien\u0163i.
\n-Ia verifica\u0163i suma total\u0103 pe care am investit-o luna trecut\u0103 \u00een Virtutea dumneavoastr\u0103! Cod client Buzunarul Cu Din\u0163i.
\nLa telefon se auzi p\u0103c\u0103nitul unor taxe, apoi o schimbare brusc\u0103 de tonalitate:
\n-O, da, desigur, domnule Cu Din\u0163i, v-o d\u0103m la telefon \u015fi pe mama, dac\u0103 v\u0103 va face pl\u0103cere s\u0103 discuta\u0163i cu ea.
\n-Poate data viitoare. Acum tot ce-mi doresc e glasul m\u0103t\u0103sos al Consuelei.
\n\u00cen exact zece minute, murmurul de regin\u0103 felin\u0103 str\u0103b\u0103tu calea undelor.
\n-Aloo, aici Consuela.
\n-Ce faci, frumoaso?
\n-Bine.
\n-Iubita mea, aveam o mic\u0103 \u015fi pervers\u0103 curiozitate.
\n-Da?
\n-\u0162ii minte muia aia lung\u0103 \u015fi pasional\u0103 pe care mi-ai f\u0103cut-o data trecut\u0103?
\n-Hihihi, da.
\n-\u0162ii minte cum mi-ai lins \u00eencet \u015fi delicat testiculele, \u00een cercuri concentrice?
\n-Daaa.
\n-\u0162ii minte mi-ai alintat g\u0103urica din v\u00e2rf cu limba, \u00eentr-un du-te-vino ame\u0163itor?
\n-Ne\u00eendoios.
\n-\u015ei \u0163ii minte cum ai \u00eenghi\u0163it tot, p\u00e2n\u0103 la ultima pic\u0103tur\u0103?
\n-Indubitabil, iubitule. De ce?
\n-\u015ei \u0163ii minte suta de euro pe care \u0163i-am strecurat-o cu ging\u0103\u015fie pe noptier\u0103?
\n-Cum a\u015f putea s\u0103 uit a\u015fa ceva!? Dar de ce?
\n-A\u015f avea nevoie de chitan\u0163\u0103, s\u0103 mi-o decontez din taxa pe gospod\u0103rie. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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