{"id":12460,"date":"2017-04-15T19:19:07","date_gmt":"2017-04-15T16:19:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=12460"},"modified":"2017-04-15T19:19:07","modified_gmt":"2017-04-15T16:19:07","slug":"sarbatori-moderne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/sarbatori-moderne\/","title":{"rendered":"S\u0103rb\u0103tori moderne"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Status: Pa\u015fte fericit! <\/p>\n<p>Comentarii: <\/p>\n<p>Predicatorul de serviciu: P\u0103i da, voi v\u0103 \u00eembuiba\u0163i \u00een bel\u015fug \u015fi ignoran\u0163\u0103, \u00een timp ce sute de copii orfani din Africa \u015fi din F\u0103urei pl\u00e2ng de foame. Dar habar n-ave\u0163i \u015fi nici nu v\u0103 pas\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>Veganul de serviciu: P\u0103i da, voi v\u0103 \u00eembuiba\u0163i \u00een bel\u015fug \u015fi ignoran\u0163\u0103, \u00een timp ce mielu\u015feii nevinova\u0163i mor pe paji\u015fti, sacrifica\u0163i pentru pl\u0103cerea voastr\u0103 barbar\u0103 \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 inim\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>Ateul de serviciu: Ce prostie, nu \u015fti\u0163i c\u0103 religia e un mit de \u00eendobitocire a maselor, o sp\u0103lare pe creier, drept care, be\u0163i \u00een cinstea unui prieten imaginar \u015fi neglija\u0163i \u00eenc\u0103lzirea global\u0103? <\/p>\n<p>Politic-corectul de serviciu: Pe mine m\u0103 trig\u0103re\u015fte conceptul de Pa\u015fte. \u015etii c\u0103 trei sferturi din umanitate nu s\u0103rb\u0103toresc Pa\u015ftele \u015fi atunci Pa\u015fte fericit e o sfidare la adresa lor? <\/p>\n<p>Nihilistul de serviciu: Via\u0163a e goal\u0103 de sens \u015fi Pa\u015ftele e nimic. <\/p>\n<p>Anarhistul de serviciu: S\u0103 v\u0103 dau foc la cozonaci!! <\/p>\n<p>Hipsterul de serviciu: Nu-mi place Pa\u015ftele, e prea mainstream. Prefer Sf\u00e2ntul Pafnutie, pe \u0103la nu-l s\u0103rb\u0103tore\u015fte nimeni. Am creat aceste bijuterii handmade \u00een cinstea lui. <\/p>\n<p>Microagresatul de serviciu: Cum s\u0103 serbezi Pa\u015ftele, adic\u0103 tortura pe cruce a unui om? M\u0103 simt foarte microagresat la faza asta!! <\/p>\n<p>Alt rightistul de serviciu: \u0102la care s-a sacrificat pentru omenire a fost FIUL LUI DUMNEZEU, nu FIICA, da? Hai, laa crati\u0163\u0103 toate! <\/p>\n<p>Pa\u015fnicul de serviciu: Vai, Lorena, de ce te enervezi? Nu \u0163i se pare c\u0103 e\u015fti prea coleric\u0103? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Status: Pa\u015fte fericit! Comentarii: Predicatorul de serviciu: P\u0103i da, voi v\u0103 \u00eembuiba\u0163i \u00een bel\u015fug \u015fi ignoran\u0163\u0103, \u00een timp ce sute de copii orfani din&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":12461,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/oua.jpg?fit=650%2C434&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12460"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12460\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12462,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12460\/revisions\/12462"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12461"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}