E \u00eentotdeauna o idee teribil\u0103 s\u0103 ai aventuri cu colegii de birou, \u00ee\u015fi spuse Eulalia, \u00een timp ce \u00eel scruta cu interes pe noul coleg de la v\u00e2nz\u0103ri.
\nOamenii care fac amor interzis se tr\u0103deaz\u0103 la un moment dat, chiar dac\u0103 au un leg\u0103m\u00e2nt al t\u0103cerii pe care \u00eel respect\u0103 ambii cu sfin\u0163enie. Lucru de care nu po\u0163i fi niciodat\u0103 sigur \u00een fazele de adulmecare a pr\u0103zii. Mul\u0163i pro\u015fti au un talent incredibil de a-\u015fi pune o fa\u0163ad\u0103 de om cumsecade \u015fi cu toate \u0163iglele pe domiciliu, \u00eenainte de a b\u0103ga trenul \u00een tunel. Abia dup\u0103 aceea \u00ee\u015fi dau arama pe fa\u0163\u0103 \u00een moduri adeseori dezgust\u0103toare.
\nDar \u015fi \u00een cazurile rare \u015fi binecuv\u00e2ntate c\u00e2nd nimereai un partener de joac\u0103 \u00eenzestrat cu buze care s\u0103 se deschid\u0103 doar pentru explorat teritorii, exist\u0103 o mie de mici gesturi, de tonalit\u0103\u0163i subtile, de gafe minuscule dar imposibil de ocolit, cu care doi parteneri de h\u00e2rjoneal\u0103 pe furi\u015f se pot tr\u0103da.
\nHm. \u015ei totu\u015fi, noul coleg de la v\u00e2nz\u0103ri.
\nNoul coleg de la v\u00e2nz\u0103ri avea un aspect relativ mediu. La un concurs de fotomodele, nu ar fi luat nici m\u0103car premiul de consolare. Dar avea ochi c\u0103prui, mari \u015fi expresivi, care povesteau despre sui\u015furi \u015fi cobor\u00e2\u015furi demne de descoperit \u015fi un z\u00e2mbet par\u0163ial amabil, par\u0163ial sarcastic, cu care taxa orice t\u00e2mpenie pe care o auzea. Iar \u00een lumea noastr\u0103 sp\u0103lat\u0103 pe creier, un om care reac\u0163ioneaz\u0103 prompt \u015fi viu la t\u00e2mpenii e un om demn de explorat.
\nExact \u00een timp ce medita la aceste adev\u0103ruri ale vie\u0163ii, noul coleg \u00eei z\u00e2mbi.
\nIar stomacul Eulaliei \u00eencepu s\u0103 zb\u00e2rn\u00e2ie. Nu, nu erau fluturi; erau direct bondari. Bondari conecta\u0163i la 220 V.
\nIar Eulalia se \u00eentreb\u0103:
\n-Ce sens are existen\u0163a omului pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt, \u015fi faptul c\u0103 a inventat roata, religia \u015fi reducerile de pre\u0163uri la motostivuitoare, dac\u0103 nu poate s\u0103 se bucure din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd de o mic\u0103 pl\u0103cere care ar fi trebuit s\u0103 fie vinovat\u0103, dac\u0103 a\u015f \u015fti ce e aia vinov\u0103\u0163ie?
\nCa prin minune, se \u00eent\u00e2lni cu noul coleg de la v\u00e2nz\u0103ri \u00een dreptul automatului de cafea.
\n-Bun\u0103, \u00eel salut\u0103 privindu-l \u00een ochi o secund\u0103 mai mult dec\u00e2t un contact vizual banal, apoi \u00eentorc\u00e2ndu-\u015fi brusc privirea spre aparat.
\n-Excep\u0163ional\u0103 chiar, sur\u00e2se noul coleg de la v\u00e2nz\u0103ri, confirm\u00e2ndu-i impresia c\u0103 nu era b\u0103tut \u00een cap.
\n-Cum e cu noua echip\u0103? se interes\u0103 politicos Eulalia.
\n-\u00cenc\u0103 nu m\u0103 pronun\u0163. Las lucrurile s\u0103 evolueze \u015fi v\u0103d mai \u00eencolo, r\u0103spunse el \u015fi se aplec\u0103 s\u0103 o m\u00e2ng\u00e2ie pe Sa\u015fa, pisica t\u0103rcat\u0103 a firmei, care tocmai trecu pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ei, ignor\u00e2nd-o pe ea, cum f\u0103cea mereu \u00een afara orelor de mas\u0103.
\n-Pari un \u00eembl\u00e2nzitor de fiare, glumi Eulalia.
\n-De ce, e fioroas\u0103? \u00eentreb\u0103 el, alint\u00e2nd lung pisica, de la cap p\u00e2n\u0103-n v\u00e2rful cozii.
\n-Depinde cu cine \u015fi depinde cum o iei.
\n-O iau exact cum trebuie, \u00eei f\u0103cu el cu ochiul, \u00een timp ce m\u00e2\u0163a torcea zgomotos, cu burta-n sus. Ce cafea vrei?
\n-E ok, m\u0103 descurc, se smulse Eulalia din hipnoz\u0103.
\n-Nu e nevoie s\u0103 te descurci, e pl\u0103cerea mea. Ce-\u0163i iau?
\n-Cappuccino.
\n\u00cei \u00eentinse paharul de plastic fierbinte.
\n-Tu ai animale de companie? o \u00eentreb\u0103.
\n-O am doar pe Zoe.
\n-\u015ei ce e Zoe? Pisic\u0103?
\nEulalia cl\u0103tin\u0103 din cap.
\n-C\u0103\u0163elu\u015f\u0103?
\nAceea\u015fi reac\u0163ie.
\n-Mmmm, pe\u015fti\u015for auriu? \u0162estoas\u0103? Iepuroaic\u0103? Maimu\u0163ic\u0103? \u015earpe boa?
\nEulalia izbucni \u00een r\u00e2s.
\n-Iart\u0103-m\u0103, trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentorc la treab\u0103. Dar \u00ee\u0163i promit c\u0103, foarte cur\u00e2nd, o vei privi pe Zoe drept \u00een ochi. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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