\nOK, c\u00e2nd e de ie\u015fit \u00een ora\u015f la o cafea vara asta, o s\u0103-mi iau topule\u0163ele alea semitransparente sau complet transparente numite \u00een batjocur\u0103 tricouri pentru femei. Create pe considerente strict estetice \u015fi cu zero utilitate practic\u0103, tricourile pentru femei se uzeaz\u0103 repede, se \u015fc\u0103mo\u015feaz\u0103 repede (normal, au o ton\u0103 de poliesteri \u015fi elastane, s\u0103 se muleze frumos pe forme, spre deosebire de cele masculine, care-s 100% bumbac).
\n\u015ei da, c\u00e2nd sunt acas\u0103, c\u00e2nd m\u0103 plimb prin parc, c\u00e2nd fac sport, c\u00e2nd lucrez, port tricouri b\u0103rb\u0103te\u015fti. Trec anii peste ele ca nouri lungi pe \u015fesuri, dar ele arat\u0103 ca-n prima zi. Adic\u0103 l\u0103l\u00e2i \u015fi ur\u00e2te cu draci, dar comode.<\/p>\n
Lame de ras <\/strong><\/p>\n Nu \u015ftiu cine a propov\u0103duit bullshitul \u0103la sinistru, c\u0103 femeile nu-s p\u0103roase. Ba sunt, \u015fi unele chiar au P\u0102R. P\u0102R cu majuscule. \u015ei sunt zone \u00een care doare cu draci s\u0103-l epilezi, plus c\u0103 nimeni nu merit\u0103 un astfel de chin din partea ta, drept care r\u0103spunsul e la raionul b\u0103rb\u0103tesc de lame de ras. Be\u0163i\u015foare stiptice <\/strong><\/p>\n Pentru c\u0103 b\u0103rba\u0163ii se pot t\u0103ia c\u00e2nd se rad, s-au creat be\u0163i\u015foarele stiptice. Un produs antihemoragic absolut genial, folosit pentru \u00eenchiderea \u015fi dezinfectarea micilor r\u0103ni. \u015eosete<\/strong><\/p>\n Pentru acele perioade ale anului care presupun cizme \u015fi bocanci, \u015fosetele b\u0103rb\u0103te\u015fti sunt Z\u0102 SHIT. Mult mai rezistente la uzur\u0103, mult mai comode la purtare, \u015fi \u00een plus, simple, negre sau gri, chiar dac\u0103 le pierzi perechea, pot fi luate cu alt\u0103 \u015foset\u0103 neagr\u0103 simpl\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 pari Willy Wonka \u015fi fabrica de ciocolat\u0103. Sau orice alt rol diliu al lui Johnny Depp.<\/p>\n After shave <\/strong><\/p>\n Nu \u015ftiu dac\u0103 a spus-o cineva vreodat\u0103 pe asta, dar aftershave-ul, mai ales \u0103la de la Dove sau Nivea, e un produs extraordinar. E la fel de eficient \u00eenainte de aplicarea machiajului ca un primer scump, hidrateaz\u0103 incredibil, \u015fi face fondul de ten s\u0103 stea acolo unde l-ai pus. \u015ei pre\u0163ul e cam un sfert din pre\u0163ul unui primer scump. Asta pentru c\u0103 b\u0103rba\u0163ii nu-s jecm\u0103nibili cosmetic.<\/p>\n S\u0103pun antiacneic <\/strong><\/p>\n Nu m\u0103 \u00eentreba\u0163i de ce s\u0103punurile antiacneice pentru b\u0103rba\u0163i sunt mai eficiente. Poate pentru c\u0103-s mai concentrate. Poate pentru c\u0103 b\u0103rba\u0163ii au mai mult sebum \u00een piele \u015fi mai mult noroc \u00een via\u0163\u0103. Cert e c\u0103 SUNT mai eficiente. \u015ei u\u015for mai ieftine.<\/p>\n Gel de p\u0103r<\/p>\n Logic, pui mai multe ingrediente active \u00eentr-un gel menit s\u0103 modeleze un p\u0103r s\u00e2rmos de b\u0103rbat, comparativ cu un p\u0103r m\u0103t\u0103sos de femeie. Dar de c\u00e2nd am pus accidental m\u00e2na pe un produs de styling masculin, nici nu m-am mai uitat la cele pentru femei. Vreodat\u0103.<\/p>\n Voi ce produse cump\u0103ra\u0163i de la “b\u0103rba\u0163i”?<\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n Dac\u0103 v-a pl\u0103cut acest text, pute\u021bi sus\u0163ine activitatea siteului cu o dona\u0163ie.\u00a0Aici<\/strong><\/a>. Mul\u021bumesc frumos, cei ca tine fac acest blog posibil.<\/p>\n *** ***<\/p>\n Ascult\u0103 Jet pe\u00a0Spotify<\/a><\/strong>, cump\u0103r\u0103 piesa pe\u00a0iTunes<\/strong><\/a>\u00a0sau pe\u00a0Amazon Music<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Firmele de azi nu mai \u015ftiu cum s\u0103 r\u0103sfe\u0163e femeile. Op\u0163iuni infinite, raioane interminabile cu produse pentru femei. Nu? OK, poate. 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\n“Dar, Lorena, fofoloanca se epileaz\u0103”.
\nC\u00e2nd o s\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lnesc primul b\u0103rbat care-\u015fi smulge p\u0103rul facial cu cear\u0103, special pentru onoarea de a m\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lni pe mine, m\u0103 voi epila \u015fi eu cu cear\u0103 \u00een zonele sensibile. P\u00e2n\u0103 atunci, pa.
\nIar lamele pentru b\u0103rba\u0163i CHIAR fac treab\u0103. \u015ei rezist\u0103 lung. Nu se tocesc din dou\u0103 utiliz\u0103ri.<\/p>\n
\nPentru acelea dintre noi care folosesc lama, be\u0163i\u015forul stiptic e la fel de util, cum e pentru b\u0103rba\u0163i. E u\u015for de folosit, eficient, prompt \u015fi preferabil unui leucoplast. Numai imagineaz\u0103-\u0163i c\u0103-\u0163i pui un leucoplast acolo, apoi o fust\u0103 scurt\u0103 \u015fi ni\u015fte ciorapi de dam\u0103 \u015fi, cum mergi tu leg\u0103nat pe tocuri, subit se i\u0163e\u015fte de sub tiv un leucoplast fugar.
\nNo. Fucking. Way.<\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/cafea-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\")
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