Periodic, aud cli\u015fee. Apoi, m\u0103 uit \u00een jur \u015fi v\u0103d c\u0103 nu se aplic\u0103. \u015ei v\u0103 povestesc \u015fi vou\u0103 despre asta.<\/p>\n
“B\u0103rba\u0163ii nu-\u0163i pot face r\u0103ul pe care \u0163i-l pot face femeile. Femeile sunt foarte rele. Fere\u015fte-te de femei!”<\/p>\n
Toat\u0103 lumea a auzit balivernele astea \u015fi mult\u0103 lume le \u015fi crede.
\nDar sunt false.
\nDe c\u00e2te ori am v\u0103zut femei \u00eentre\u0163in\u00e2nd uri active \u015fi persistente, erau fie cazuri patologice vizibile din avion, genul care url\u0103 la pere\u0163i, fie erau montate taman de c\u0103tre un mascul f\u0103r\u0103 testicule func\u0163ionale, care \u00ee\u015fi \u00eentre\u0163inea falsa alur\u0103 de autoritate aliment\u00e2nd-o pe fiecare dintre cele dou\u0103 combatante cu rahat despre cealalt\u0103.<\/p>\n
Din ce am v\u0103zut \u015fi cunoscut eu, pot zice c\u0103:<\/p>\n
a) Femeilor le pas\u0103.<\/p>\n
Sunt atente la tine \u015fi sesizeaz\u0103 dac\u0103 suferi. Nu trebuie s\u0103 le explici mult \u015fi degeaba. Prind nuan\u0163a \u00eenainte s-o define\u015fti. Din zbor.<\/p>\n
b) Femeile ascult\u0103.<\/p>\n
Bine, nu toate. Dar a\u015f spune un 70% dintre femei, raportat la un 30% dintre b\u0103rba\u0163i. Chiar urm\u0103resc activ ce ai de spus \u015fi nu te \u00eentrerup. \u015ei po\u0163i pune \u00eentreb\u0103ri dup\u0103. Vei constata c\u0103 au ascultat.<\/p>\n
c) Femeile sunt fair<\/p>\n
Bine, am avut colabor\u0103ri cinstite \u015fi bune \u015fi cu b\u0103rba\u0163i, dar astea au fost mai mult excep\u0163ia dec\u00e2t regula. \u00cen schimb, colabor\u0103ri perfect echitabile, juste, corecte, tandea pe mandea am avut cu femei. Mai mult regula dec\u00e2t excep\u0163ia. Sunt relativ pu\u0163ine femeile care au impresia c\u0103 m-am n\u0103scut s\u0103 le servesc sau c\u0103 le datorez temenele doar pentru c\u0103 exist\u0103 sub soare.<\/p>\n
d) Femeile sunt afectuoase<\/p>\n
\u015ei multe dintre ele au lucrul \u0103sta natural \u00eencrustat \u00een sistem. \u00ce\u0163i arat\u0103 tandre\u0163e \u015fi dulcea\u0163\u0103, dac\u0103 \u015ftii s\u0103 le c\u00e2\u015ftigi afec\u0163iunea \u015fi s\u0103 le tratezi corect. Eu m\u0103 \u00eencarc suflete\u015fte c\u00e2nd ies cu o prieten\u0103 la o cafea.<\/p>\n
e) Femeile te motiveaz\u0103<\/p>\n
C\u00e2nd \u00eei poveste\u015fti un plan de b\u0103taie unui tip – se aplic\u0103 tot regula 70% – 30%. 70% vor \u00eencepe s\u0103 te frece la cap c\u0103 nu va merge, c\u0103 de ce ai face tu chestia asta, c\u0103 blabla, apoi \u00ee\u0163i fur\u0103 ideea \u015fi o fac ei.
\nLa femei, e invers. 30% ar face asta. Iar 70% ar c\u0103uta s\u0103 te ajute, s\u0103-\u0163i spun\u0103 pe cine cunosc \u015fi cum s\u0103 faci, \u015fi uite \u015fi num\u0103rul de telefon al Ionelei cumnat\u0103-mea care \u015ftie pe cineva, s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i pui planul \u00een aplicare.<\/p>\n
f) Femeilor nu li se pare jignitor s\u0103-\u0163i fie prietene<\/p>\n
Printre b\u0103rba\u0163i circul\u0103 mitul \u0103la t\u00e2mpit numit Friendzone. Adic\u0103, unica rela\u0163ie dezirabil\u0103 \u015fi admisibil\u0103 cu femeile este cea de natur\u0103 carnal\u0103. \u015ei e o uria\u015f\u0103 jignire s\u0103 fie considerat prieten \u00een friendzone. E ca \u015fi cum i-ai nega existen\u0163a testiculelor.
\nDac\u0103 \u00eei spui unei femei c\u0103 o g\u0103se\u015fti adorabil\u0103 \u015fi c\u0103 vrei s\u0103 fi\u0163i prietene, se bucur\u0103. Se simte onorat\u0103 de prietenia ta \u015fi \u00een\u0163elege c\u0103 e un lucru valoros pe care nu-l acorzi oricui.<\/p>\n
g) Femeile nu caut\u0103 perpetuu s\u0103-\u0163i demonstreze c\u00e2te ceva.<\/p>\n
OK, OK, \u015fi aici se aplic\u0103 procentajul 70% – 30%. Sunt 30% dintre b\u0103rba\u0163i, \u015fi anume cei cu adev\u0103rat iubibili, care nu fac parade de orgoliu t\u00e2mpit \u015fi parade de “eu sunt mai de\u015ftept dec\u00e2t tine”.
\nTot a\u015fa, sunt 70% dintre femei. Care, pur \u015fi simplu, se poart\u0103 normal \u015fi firesc. Iar \u0103sta e un lucru cu adev\u0103rat reconfortant.<\/p>\n
h) Femeile nu vor s\u0103 te fut\u0103.<\/p>\n
Da-da, 70% – 30%, nu s\u0103ri\u0163i.
\nDar chiar c\u00e2nd vor, \u015ftiu s-o fac\u0103 \u00een a\u015fa fel, s\u0103 par\u0103 tentant \u015fi seduc\u0103tor, nu s\u0103 insinueze c\u0103 le datorezi sex pentru c\u0103 au p*la mai mare dec\u00e2t a ta. (Ceea ce, de multe ori, nici nu e adev\u0103rat.)<\/p>\n
Eu nu cred c\u0103 femeile se ur\u0103sc. Poate c\u0103 uneori se tachineaz\u0103. Poate c\u0103 uneori se \u00een\u0163eap\u0103. Dar cel mai frecvent se sus\u0163in, \u00ee\u015fi \u00eemprumut\u0103 aspirinele, fardurile \u015fi blugii, \u015fi te iau acas\u0103 s\u0103 dormi la ele c\u00e2nd ai o zi proast\u0103.<\/p>\n
Trucaj de Cristiana Chira.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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