{"id":12528,"date":"2017-04-28T10:12:33","date_gmt":"2017-04-28T07:12:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=12528"},"modified":"2017-04-28T10:12:33","modified_gmt":"2017-04-28T07:12:33","slug":"miorita-2-judgment-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/miorita-2-judgment-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Miori\u0163a 2: Judgment Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pe-un picior de plai<br \/>\nPe-o gur\u0103 de rai<br \/>\nSt\u0103 un ciob\u0103nel<br \/>\nResemnat de fel.<br \/>\nGata ca s\u0103 moar\u0103<br \/>\nDoar a\u015fa-ntr-o doar\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>Miori\u0163\u0103 laie,<br \/>\nLaie buc\u0103laie,<br \/>\n\u00cel avertizase<br \/>\nCa s\u0103 stea de \u015fase<br \/>\nC\u0103-l fur\u0103 f\u00e2rta\u0163ii<br \/>\n\u015ei-i pr\u0103jesc fica\u0163ii. <\/p>\n<p>Dar\u0103 m\u00e2ndrul bace<br \/>\nNu prea perspicace<br \/>\nDin umeri d\u0103du<br \/>\nC\u00e2mpii \u00eei b\u0103tu<br \/>\nN-avu ap\u0103sare<br \/>\nGata fu s\u0103 moare. <\/p>\n<p>\u00cens\u0103 miori\u0163a,<br \/>\n.\u0162ucu-i-a\u015f guri\u0163a-<br \/>\nLa el se uit\u0103<br \/>\nFisa \u00eei pic\u0103<br \/>\nIarba de m\u0103tase<br \/>\nBaciul o fumase. <\/p>\n<p>Jointule\u0163ul lui,<br \/>\nScrumul drumului,<br \/>\nIerbi\u015foara lui,<br \/>\nPrad\u0103 bongului,<br \/>\nBongule\u0163ul lui,<br \/>\nIa-l de unde nu-i <\/p>\n<p>C\u0103ci ai lui f\u00e2rta\u0163i<br \/>\nCam matrafoxa\u0163i<br \/>\nRo\u015fi de crunt\u0103 pizm\u0103<br \/>\nP\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi \u00een cizm\u0103<br \/>\nPe l-apus de sear\u0103<br \/>\nBongul i-l furar\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Acum \u00een\u0163eleg<br \/>\nFutu-i \u015fi bozmeg<br \/>\nDe ce vrea s\u0103 moar\u0103<br \/>\nA\u015fa dintr-o doar\u0103<br \/>\nDar\u0103 \u0103\u015fti neto\u0163i<br \/>\nHo\u0163i \u015fi mafio\u0163i<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd au uneltit<br \/>\nNu m-au socotit.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>\u015ei porni mioara<br \/>\nMerse toat\u0103 seara,<br \/>\nTot din bar \u00een bar<br \/>\nCu-n ar\u0163ag barbar<br \/>\nS\u0103 prind\u0103 f\u0103rta\u0163ii<br \/>\nS\u0103 le ia fica\u0163ii<br \/>\nBongul s\u0103-l g\u0103seasc\u0103<br \/>\n\u015ei s\u0103-l m\u00e2ntuiasc\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Iat\u0103-i iese-n cale<br \/>\nDe colo din vale<br \/>\nM\u0103icu\u0163\u0103 b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103<br \/>\nCu br\u00e2ul de l\u00e2n\u0103<br \/>\n\u015ei ea z\u00e2mbitoare<br \/>\nC-avea curte mare<br \/>\nLarg\u0103 \u015fi frumoas\u0103<br \/>\n\u015ei cu iarb\u0103 deas\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Aoleu, m\u0103icu\u0163\u0103,<br \/>\nTe v\u0103d cam molcu\u0163\u0103<br \/>\nA\u015f accelera<br \/>\nToat\u0103 intriga<br \/>\nRitmul de balad\u0103<br \/>\nM\u0103 adoarme-n strad\u0103<br \/>\nN-ai v\u0103zut cumva<br \/>\nDoi, a\u015fa-\u015fi-a\u015fa?&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ba da, m\u0103iculi\u0163\u0103<br \/>\nCu l\u00e2n\u0103 pl\u0103vi\u0163\u0103<br \/>\nTocmai s-au tocmit<br \/>\nPe un vas vestit<br \/>\nSub steag moscovit<br \/>\nPe mare-au pornit.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Strig\u0103 miori\u0163a<br \/>\nDin toat\u0103 guri\u0163a<br \/>\nOastea cea de oi<br \/>\nO chem\u0103 \u00een toi<br \/>\n\u015ei astfel rosti<br \/>\nF\u0103r\u0103 a clipi: <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Haidem s\u0103 lupt\u0103m<br \/>\nPe baci s\u0103-l salv\u0103m<br \/>\nBongul s\u0103-l c\u0103t\u0103m<br \/>\nS\u0103-l recuper\u0103m<br \/>\nS\u0103 \u00eel return\u0103m<br \/>\n\u015ei s\u0103-l \u00eencerc\u0103m&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>\u015ei pe loc pornir\u0103<br \/>\nPe-o nav\u0103 suir\u0103<br \/>\nVasul moscovit<br \/>\nPe loc l-au g\u0103sit<br \/>\nDe el s-au ciocnit<br \/>\n\u015ei l-au rablagit <\/p>\n<p>\u015ei printre sp\u0103rturi<br \/>\nCioburi, c\u0103z\u0103turi,<br \/>\nLemne \u015fi fr\u00e2nturi<br \/>\n\u015ei f\u0103r\u00e2m\u0103turi,<br \/>\nBongul \u00eel z\u0103rir\u0103<br \/>\nM\u00e2ndru beh\u0103ir\u0103<br \/>\nMiori\u0163a laie,<br \/>\nLaie, buc\u0103laie<br \/>\nHop, se arunc\u0103<br \/>\n\u015ei mi-l \u00een\u015ff\u0103c\u0103<br \/>\nDar\u0103, din p\u0103cate<br \/>\nNu \u015ftia s\u0103-noate.<br \/>\n\u015ei se scufund\u0103<br \/>\n\u015ei se \u00eenec\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>Turma de mioare<br \/>\nPlec\u0103-n lumea mare<br \/>\nIar cei doi haini,<br \/>\nPrad\u0103 la rechini<br \/>\nIar frumosul baci<br \/>\nAcum cre\u015fte maci. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pe-un picior de plai Pe-o gur\u0103 de rai St\u0103 un ciob\u0103nel Resemnat de fel. Gata ca s\u0103 moar\u0103 Doar a\u015fa-ntr-o doar\u0103. 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