{"id":1254,"date":"2009-05-05T23:55:59","date_gmt":"2009-05-05T20:55:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=1254"},"modified":"2009-05-05T23:55:59","modified_gmt":"2009-05-05T20:55:59","slug":"despre-castrarea-animalelor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/despre-castrarea-animalelor\/","title":{"rendered":"Despre castrarea animalelor"},"content":{"rendered":"

Trebuie neap\u0103rat s\u0103 fac o \u00eensemnare cu acest titlu, pentru c\u0103 specificul poporului rom\u00e2n: ne\u015ftiin\u0163a combinat\u0103 cu tupeu \u015fi idei fixe risc\u0103 s\u0103 dea \u00een clocot \u00een comentariile la postarea anterioar\u0103, \u015fi s\u0103 se lungeasc\u0103 \u00eentr-un \u015fir de v\u0103ic\u0103reli care m\u0103 irit\u0103, \u015fi nici nu spun nimic nou. Faptul c\u0103 sunt dictatoare, r\u0103ut\u0103cioas\u0103, nesuferit\u0103, \u015fi alte asemenea lucruri mi s-au tot repetat de c\u0103tre spammerii acestui blog, deci nu m\u0103 impresioneaz\u0103 s\u0103 le aud \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103. Situa\u0163ia este urm\u0103toarea, nenicule: scrii t\u00e2mpenii pe felia mea de Internet? – te expui r\u0103ut\u0103\u0163ii, cruzimii, totalitarismului \u015fi pl\u0103cerii mele de a umili pro\u015ftii. Dac\u0103 \u015ftiai asta de la bun \u00eenceput, de ce nu \u0163i-ai \u0163inut inep\u0163iile acas\u0103?<\/p>\n

Bun. Subiectul nu era \u00eens\u0103 comentatorul care abera, ci castrarea animalelor. Un lucru foarte important. Pentru c\u0103 site-urile de “dona\u0163ii de anim\u0103lu\u0163e” sunt pline de “am g\u0103sit 3 \/ 4 \/ 5 c\u0103\u0163ei \/ mot\u0103nei, cine \u00eei ia?” sau “suntem 7 puiu\u0163i, familia nu ne poate \u0163ine, nu ne vrei?” \u015ei chiar dac\u0103 se anun\u0163\u0103 pretendentul X., nimic nu-\u0163i garanteaz\u0103 c\u0103 \u0103la o s\u0103 hr\u0103neasc\u0103 animalul cum trebuie, c\u0103 o s\u0103-i fac\u0103 vaccinurile, \u015fi n-o s\u0103-l arunce \u00eentr-o bun\u0103 zi \u00een strad\u0103, s\u0103 moar\u0103 de foame.<\/p>\n

\u00cemi aduc aminte de mi\u015fto-ul cr\u00e2ncen f\u0103cut de to\u0163i neinforma\u0163ii \u00een momentul \u00een care Traian B\u0103sescu, pe atunci primar, a adoptat o m\u0103sur\u0103 extraordinar de inteligent\u0103 \u015fi just\u0103: a pus s\u0103 fie aduna\u0163i \u015fi castra\u0163i c\u00e2inii f\u0103r\u0103 st\u0103p\u00e2n. Reac\u0163ii mai vehemente \u015fi mai penibile – fa\u0163\u0103 de o m\u0103sur\u0103 c\u00e2t se poate de corect\u0103, care nu afecta cu nimic s\u0103n\u0103tatea castra\u0163ilor, ba dimpotriv\u0103, \u015fi oferea un control al natalit\u0103\u0163ii lor – rar am v\u0103zut. \u015ei de ce? Pentru c\u0103 b\u0103rba\u0163ii, obi\u015fnui\u0163i s\u0103 g\u00e2ndeasc\u0103 cu alt cap dec\u00e2t cel prev\u0103zut cu creier, intr\u0103 \u00eentr-o panic\u0103 sor\u0103 cu isteria, atunci c\u00e2nd aud de castrare. De parc\u0103 ar vrea cineva s\u0103 \u00eei castreze pe ei. (De\u015fi, \u00eentre noi fie vorba, cei care las\u0103 genul \u0103sta de panic\u0103 s\u0103 le domine ra\u0163iunea ar merita castra\u0163i pe bune. S\u0103 nu se \u00eenmul\u0163easc\u0103.)<\/p>\n

Pentru c\u0103, dragi sus\u0163in\u0103tori ai ideii “castrare = maltratare”, am o noutate pentru voi: dac\u0103 anim\u0103lu\u0163ele de sex masculin sunt castrate dup\u0103 ce dep\u0103\u015fesc o anume v\u00e2rst\u0103 \u015fi greutate, \u00een dou\u0103 zile \u00ee\u015fi revin. La feti\u0163e e mai complicat, pentru c\u0103 ele trebuie operate. Dar dup\u0103 ce se vindec\u0103 rana, \u015fi b\u0103ie\u0163eii \u015fi feti\u0163ele redevin veseli\/e, juc\u0103u\u015fi\/e, \u015fi nu apar probleme de s\u0103n\u0103tate de nici un fel, care s\u0103 justifice isteria voastr\u0103 de masculi lovi\u0163i \u00een sfintele clopote. <\/p>\n

Animalele necastrate, pe de alt\u0103 parte, dac\u0103 nu au o via\u0163\u0103 sexual\u0103 corespunz\u0103toare, pot face cancer. Sau alte boli. Chiar azi, o amic\u0103 \u015fi-a operat bichonelul necastrat – de mil\u0103 – dar nescos la “aer”. Starea anim\u0103lu\u0163ului e \u00eenc\u0103 incert\u0103. Dac\u0103 \u00eel castra la timp, acum l-ar fi avut s\u0103n\u0103tos.<\/p>\n

Bun. Acum o s\u0103 \u00eemi veni\u0163i cu teoria “de ce nu \u00eel la\u015fi \u00een parc, unde sunt at\u00e2tea c\u0103\u0163ele \/ pisicu\u0163e?” Dup\u0103 cum to\u0163i \u015ftim, aceste c\u0103\u0163ele \/ pisicu\u0163e sunt cea mai r\u00e2vnit\u0103 \u0163int\u0103 a luptelor \u00eentre masculi. \u015ei poate motanul meu pufos, aristocrat, care doarme sub plapum\u0103 seara, sau un bichon buclat \u015fi alb s\u0103 fac\u0103 fa\u0163\u0103 unor jigodii \u00eenv\u0103\u0163ate cu via\u0163a de strad\u0103? Sau vor fi rup\u0163i \u00een din\u0163i de cum apar? Las onor’ publicul s\u0103 dea r\u0103spunsul evident.<\/p>\n

Bun. \u015ei dac\u0103 \u00eel las s\u0103 \u00eens\u0103m\u00e2n\u0163eze o pisicu\u0163\u0103 vagaboand\u0103, ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 cu \u00eenc\u0103 \u015fase pui f\u0103r\u0103 st\u0103p\u00e2n, prad\u0103 pericolelor str\u0103zii? Dac\u0103 pisica-femel\u0103 ne vine acas\u0103 gestant\u0103, trebuie s\u0103 ne batem capul s\u0103 g\u0103sim st\u0103p\u00e2ni pentru tot at\u00e2\u0163ia pui? \u015ei dac\u0103 puii pe care \u00eei na\u015fte nu sunt at\u00e2t de frumo\u015fi, \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 cucereasc\u0103 aten\u0163ia eventualilor doritori? De c\u00e2te ori aud: “Vreau pisic\u0103, dar s\u0103 fie frumoas\u0103!” Nu era mai simplu s\u0103 control\u0103m lucrurile castr\u00e2nd anim\u0103lu\u0163ul din timp?<\/p>\n

\u015ei dac\u0103 \u015fi voi v-a\u0163i \u0163inut animalele \u00een apartament, ca mine, \u015fi le-a\u0163i \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at s\u0103 doarm\u0103 pe perne, s\u0103 se joace cu \u015foricei de juc\u0103rie \u015fi, dup\u0103 ce obosesc, s\u0103 toarc\u0103 lene\u015f \u00een fotolii pufoase… cum s\u0103 \u00eei l\u0103sa\u0163i prad\u0103 str\u0103zilor, traficului infernal, haitelor de c\u00e2ini \u00eenfometa\u0163i, focarelor de infec\u0163ie, cretinilor care prind \u015fi chinuie animale – dac\u0103 mai \u015fti\u0163i filmul \u0103la de acum vreo trei ani, c\u00e2nd trei dobitoci din Bac\u0103u au prins o pisic\u0103 \u015fi au lovit-o, au izbit-o cu picioarele \u015fi au dat cu ea de p\u0103m\u00e2nt p\u00e2n\u0103 a murit? Apoi au pus filmul pe youtube, m\u00e2ndri de “jmekeria” lor? C\u00e2\u0163i nu sunt ca ei? Acum vreo doi ani, yours truly a intervenit printre patru \u0163ig\u0103nei care chinuiau o m\u00e2\u0163\u0103 \u015fi se distrau de \u0163ipetele ei. Le-am luat pisica – ea a rupt-o la fug\u0103 – \u015fi \u00eent\u00e2i le-am f\u0103cut o criz\u0103 de isterie, apoi le-am dat de un suc \u015fi le-am explicat prietene\u015fte c\u0103 sufletele animalelor pe care le ucid vin sub form\u0103 de strigoi s\u0103 \u00eei urm\u0103reasc\u0103 \u00een co\u015fmaruri, \u015fi s\u0103 le sug\u0103 s\u00e2ngele. \u00cen fine, am fost pu\u0163in cabotin\u0103 la faza aia. \":mrgreen:\" \ud83d\ude08<\/p>\n

Ideea e: cum s\u0103 \u00eemi las motanul neantrenat cu aceste pericole s\u0103 hoin\u0103reasc\u0103 liber \u00een lumea asta nebun\u0103 \u00een care tr\u0103im? \u00cen fond, c\u00e2nd \u00eel v\u0103d c\u0103 se freac\u0103, la trei ani dup\u0103 castrare, de rufele care miros a Lenor – deduc c\u0103 sensibilitatea lui sexual\u0103 e localizat\u0103 \u00een penis, nicidecum \u00een testicule. \u015ei \u00eenc\u0103 o simte. Dar o simte f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi pun\u0103 via\u0163a \u00een primejdie, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 vreo form\u0103 de cancer, \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 dea na\u015ftere unor pui sorti\u0163i unui destin nesigur. \u015ei cu asta cred c\u0103 am epuizat subiectul.<\/p>\n

PS: Pisica neagr\u0103 a unei prietene a f\u0103tat recent cinci pui. Organiz\u0103m casting: c\u0103ut\u0103m poten\u0163ial proprietar de pisoi. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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