\u015ei prin “b\u0103rba\u0163i”, nu m\u0103 refer la toate simulacrele cu preten\u0163ii de cadouri ale lui Dumnezeu pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt, care au impresia c\u0103 simpla de\u0163inere de instrument cilindric de evacuat urina vine cu o superioritate nebazat\u0103 pe nimic altceva.
\nM\u0103 refer la persoanele care, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 aparat de reproducere masculin, au fost \u00eenzestrate de la natur\u0103 cu un creier func\u0163ional, bun\u0103tate \u015fi aptitudinea de a privi \u00een jur. Chit c\u0103, spre deosebire de simulacre, b\u0103rba\u0163ii mai mult tac \u015fi ac\u0163ioneaz\u0103, \u015fi tocmai de aceea tind s\u0103 par\u0103 pu\u0163ini \u015fi pierdu\u0163i \u00een decor, ochiul atent \u00eei vede, \u00eei apreciaz\u0103 la justa lor valoare \u015fi \u00eei respect\u0103.
\nLa mul\u0163i ani b\u0103rbatului care \u015ftie s\u0103 construiasc\u0103 lucruri \u015fi nu a\u015fteapt\u0103 s\u0103 pice para m\u0103l\u0103ia\u0163\u0103 \u00een gura lui n\u0103t\u0103flea\u0163\u0103.
\nLa mul\u0163i ani b\u0103rbatului care \u015ftie s\u0103 fie prieten, pur \u015fi simplu, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eencerce s\u0103 trag\u0103 de tine \u00een direc\u0163ii \u00een care nu ai nici un chef s\u0103 fii tras\u0103.
\nLa mul\u0163i ani b\u0103rbatului c\u0103ruia nu trebuie s\u0103-i explici situa\u0163ii, pentru c\u0103 se prinde de ele dintr-o clipire.
\nLa mul\u0163i ani b\u0103rbatului care st\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i ridice moralul, c\u00e2nd te vede iritat\u0103.
\nLa mul\u0163i ani b\u0103rbatului care \u015ftie s\u0103-\u015fi fac\u0103 omlet\u0103, dac\u0103 e singur, dar totodat\u0103, iese s\u0103-i aduc\u0103 tampoane \u015fi aspirin\u0103 iubitei, c\u00e2nd e \u00eentr-o rela\u0163ie.
\nLa mul\u0163i ani b\u0103rbatului care e \u00een primul r\u00e2nd om, nu o caricatur\u0103 de pul\u0103 cu picioru\u015fe.
\nM\u0103 bucur c\u0103 v-am avut \u015fi v\u0103 am \u00een via\u0163a mea, \u00eensemna\u0163i teribil de mult pentru mine \u015fi v\u0103 doresc mult\u0103 fericire de ziua voastr\u0103.
\nLua\u0163i un buchet frumos din floricica voastr\u0103 preferat\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u015ei prin “b\u0103rba\u0163i”, nu m\u0103 refer la toate simulacrele cu preten\u0163ii de cadouri ale lui Dumnezeu pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt, care au impresia c\u0103 simpla de\u0163inere...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":12555,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12557","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/beri.jpg?fit=3888%2C2592&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12557","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12557"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12557\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12559,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12557\/revisions\/12559"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12555"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}