Drag\u0103 domnule somn, <\/p>\n
Dac\u0103 ai fi b\u0103rbat, ai fi fost un companion absolut mizerabil \u015fi a\u015f fi \u00eencetat de ani buni orice form\u0103 de comunicare cu tine. Din p\u0103cate, nu e\u015fti b\u0103rbat, \u015fi prin urmare nu e\u015fti dispensabil. Din p\u0103cate, f\u0103r\u0103 tine, via\u0163a mea e o ruin\u0103. La propriu. De aceea nu pot s\u0103-\u0163i administrez tradi\u0163ionalul \u015fut \u00een partea dorsal\u0103 pe care l-am rezervat tuturor persoanelor care au reprezentat mai mult deranj dec\u00e2t sens \u00een via\u0163a mea. <\/p>\n
Drag\u0103 domnule somn,
\nMomentan e\u015fti o problem\u0103. <\/p>\n
Noaptea, c\u00e2nd am o nevoie disperat\u0103 de tine, e\u015fti de neg\u0103sit. Ai mereu alte obliga\u0163ii. Degeaba \u00eencerc s\u0103 te seduc cu pozi\u0163ii ademenitoare de yoga relaxant\u0103, degeaba \u00eemi \u00eenchid toat\u0103 tehnologia din cas\u0103 (bine, mai pu\u0163in frigiderul, c\u0103 o fat\u0103 care ur\u0103\u015fte s\u0103 g\u0103teasc\u0103 are nevoie de o rezerv\u0103 solid\u0103 de legume congelate din care s\u0103 f\u0103ureasc\u0103 soteuri \u00een zece minute); degeaba beau ceaiuri calmante \u015fi degeaba te invoc cu vin. Degeaba \u00eemi iau motanul \u00een bra\u0163e; el \u00eemi respir\u0103 regulat \u00een obraz, lin \u015fi calm, ca orice fiin\u0163\u0103 pe care o binecuv\u00e2ntezi cu iubirea ta, iar el \u00eel veghez, \u00eei asist visele agitate \u015fi-l m\u00e2ng\u00e2i suav pe c\u0103p\u015for s\u0103-l lini\u015ftesc. <\/p>\n
\u00ce\u0163i iei revan\u015fa \u00een timpul zilei, c\u00e2nd, ca orice om cu mai multe colabor\u0103ri simultane, am nevoie de fiecare minu\u0163el al zilei, perfect gestionat. M\u0103 apuci \u00een timpul unor discu\u0163ii serioase, \u00een timpul unor \u00eent\u00e2lniri cu oameni care chiar conteaz\u0103, \u00een timp ce-mi m\u0103n\u00e2nc supa la restaurant. Iar dac\u0103 nimeresc un film m\u0103car vag plictisitor, te pro\u0163\u0103pe\u015fti peste mine \u015fi… opa, uite literele alea albe cum o iau lin \u00een sus. <\/p>\n
Dar parc\u0103 niciodat\u0103 nu e\u015fti mai statornic \u00een c\u00e2rca mea, ca \u00een momentele de dup\u0103 dou\u0103 cafele tari \u00eenn\u0103dite, sau dup\u0103 un energizant dublat de o cafea. Cofeina pare muza ta.
\n\u015ei parc\u0103 niciodat\u0103 nu e\u015fti mai insistent – insistent ca un cocalar nefutut de pe o re\u0163ea social\u0103 – ca \u00een zilele c\u00e2nd am multe, multe, M U L T E lucruri de f\u0103cut. <\/p>\n
Drag\u0103 domnule somn, <\/p>\n
Eu m-am cam s\u0103turat de aceast\u0103 rela\u0163ie pe care nu m\u0103 pot baza \u00een nici un fel \u015fi propun urm\u0103toarele: sau facem un plan coerent \u015fi solid, de care s\u0103 ne \u0163inem am\u00e2ndoi, sau \u00eencep s\u0103 te p\u0103c\u0103lesc: la 23 – 00, c\u00e2nd e\u015fti cel mai convenabil, m\u0103 \u00eenfig \u00eentr-o cafea neagr\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 zah\u0103r – silueta conteaz\u0103 – \u00eenso\u0163it\u0103 de un red bull, de asemenea f\u0103r\u0103 zah\u0103r. \u015ei m\u0103 prefac c\u0103 m\u0103 apuc de ceva important.
\n\u015ei diminea\u0163a, bag vin ro\u015fu, c\u0103 iat\u0103. \u00cemi scoal\u0103 mintea de zici c\u0103 e organ erectil. <\/p>\n
Dar \u00eenainte s\u0103 ajungem la astfel de barbarii, drag\u0103 somnule domn, te rog s\u0103 meditezi la posibilitatea unei solu\u0163ion\u0103ri amiabile. Fata asta are treburi. <\/p>\n
Cu stim\u0103,
\nEu. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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