Cerasela se trezi de diminea\u0163\u0103 \u015fi, preg\u0103tindu-se de ziua de munc\u0103, \u00ee\u015fi f\u0103cu o cafea tare de propteai linguri\u0163a \u00een ea. \u00cen timp ce a\u015ftepta s\u0103 se pogoare za\u0163ul – de vreme ce murea dup\u0103 cafea la ibric \u015fi avea trei automate care colectau netulburate praf \u00een v\u00e2rful diverselor dulapuri din buc\u0103t\u0103rie, \u00een timp ce b\u0103tr\u00e2nul ibric de inox luat din Obor avea fundul negru de uzur\u0103 – arunc\u0103 un ochi pe Facebook de pe tablet\u0103.
\nPe Facebook o a\u015ftepta urm\u0103toarea situa\u0163ie de co\u015fmar: <\/p>\n
Maricica Ionescu – feeling depressed
\nCum deceda\u0163ii pe linie matern\u0103 s\u0103 coste cire\u015fele 50 de lei? E inadmisibil!
\n453 likes – 23 shares. <\/p>\n
Cicerone Popescu – feeling melancholic
\nC\u00e2nd e\u015fti prea s\u0103rac pentru cire\u015fe, te \u00eentrebi la ce ai mai tr\u0103it p\u00e2n\u0103 acum, respectiv care e rostul vie\u0163ii pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt.
\n546 likes – 99 shares<\/p>\n
Floren\u0163a Florentin – posted a photo
\nCe bine e s\u0103 faci videochat, uite, \u00ee\u0163i permi\u0163i cire\u015fe.
\n1k likes – 655 shares <\/p>\n
Mirel Mierel: Exist\u0103 undeva \u00een Bucure\u015ftiul \u0103sta cire\u015fe sub 50 lei kilu?
\n3 likes – 0 shares <\/p>\n
“Da, coaie, lumea are drame”, oft\u0103 Cerasela, \u00ee\u015fi b\u0103u cafeaua, f\u0103cu du\u015f, se \u00eembr\u0103c\u0103 \u00een primele haine care c\u0103zur\u0103 din dulap \u015fi plec\u0103 spre birou.
\nLa metrou, auzi o voce:
\n-Ceraseeeela? Ce faaaaci?
\nSe \u00eentoarse, nevenindu-i s\u0103 cread\u0103.
\n-Marcel?
\n-Daa. Ce bine ar\u0103\u0163i!
\nEa nu putea spune acela\u015fi lucru. Marcel avea ochii \u00eencerc\u0103na\u0163i \u015fi umfla\u0163i.
\n-\u015ei tu e\u015fti \u00een continuare masculul vie\u0163ii mele. Dar ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat?
\n-Se vede c\u0103 s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat ceva?
\n-Mmmm, nu neap\u0103rat, dar eu te cunosc. Am fost \u00eempreun\u0103 patru ani, remember.
\n-A, da. Mi-e dor de noi.
\n-\u015ei de-asta suferi? se \u00eenduio\u015f\u0103 Cerasela.
\n-Nu. Suf\u0103r din cauza cire\u015felor. Sunt 50 de lei, po\u0163i s\u0103-\u0163i imaginezi?
\nCerasela d\u0103du ochii peste cap.
\n-\u00cencerc.
\nDup\u0103 ce-l consol\u0103 \u00eendelung pe Marcel \u015fi-i d\u0103du \u015ferve\u0163elele ei umede, s\u0103 poat\u0103 pl\u00e2nge \u00een voie, Cerasela sesiz\u0103 c\u0103 a\u015fteptau de 20 de minute.
\n-Ce pu…?
\n-Bun\u0103 ziua, stima\u0163i c\u0103l\u0103tori. Trenul \u00eent\u00e2rzie o or\u0103 din cauza unui nefericit accident. \u00cen sta\u0163ia Timpuri Noi, a existat o tentativ\u0103 de sinucidere.
\nCerasela avu o premoni\u0163ie \u015fi intr\u0103 pe siteul tabloidului virtutea.ro. Pe front page, trona un titlu imens.
\n“Mama victimei: iau salariul abia la sf\u00e2r\u015fitul lunii, n-am avut s\u0103-i dau de cire\u015fe.” <\/p>\n
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\n\u015ei tot a\u015fa, toat\u0103 ziua. <\/p>\n
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\n“Ce lume idioat\u0103”, oft\u0103 Cerasela, c\u00e2nd ajunse acas\u0103. Scoase din saco\u015f\u0103 borcanul de compot de cire\u015fe pe care d\u0103duse exact 6 lei \u015fi 50 de bani la supermarketul de peste drum.
\nTurn\u0103 \u00een el un g\u00e2l-g\u00e2l de coniac \u015fi-\u015fi zise: s\u0103n\u0103tate.
\nApoi, i se f\u0103cu foame:
\n-Alo, Sushi Delicios Delivery?
\n-Da, bun\u0103 ziua. Ce v\u0103 aducem?
\n-Patru California maki, dou\u0103 cu somon, dou\u0103 cu surimi \u015fi dou\u0103 cu tilapia.
\n-49 de lei \u015fi 99 de bani. <\/p>\n
“S\u0103 nu uit s\u0103 fac o dram\u0103 pe Facebook”, \u00ee\u015fi zise Cerasela. Dar se lu\u0103 cu sp\u0103latul geamurilor. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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