{"id":12611,"date":"2018-05-14T10:00:37","date_gmt":"2018-05-14T07:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=12611"},"modified":"2018-05-14T03:08:42","modified_gmt":"2018-05-14T00:08:42","slug":"galceava-bloggerului-cu-lumea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/galceava-bloggerului-cu-lumea\/","title":{"rendered":"G\u00e2lceava bloggerului cu lumea"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mult\u0103 lume m\u0103 freac\u0103 la cap cu mesaje: “cum s\u0103-mi fac \u015fi eu blog s\u0103 m\u0103 citeasc\u0103 lume mult\u0103 ca pe tine” \u015fi de fiecare dat\u0103, m\u0103 \u00eentreb dac\u0103-s serio\u015fi. Adic\u0103, z\u0103u. Am perfec\u0163ionat arta attention whoringului la acest nivel doar ca s\u0103 \u0163i-o dau \u0163ie gratuit pe Facebook, pentru c\u0103 m-ai rugat frumos? \u0102h\u0103h\u0103h\u0103.<\/p>\n

Uneori, \u00eens\u0103, ca \u00een aceast\u0103 frumoas\u0103 zi de luni, am accese de generozitate \u015fi ofer free tips. Pentru azi, cinci lucruri pe care s\u0103 NU le faci.<\/p>\n

1. S\u0103 NU preiei con\u0163inut de la al\u0163ii.<\/p>\n

Periodic, v\u0103d c\u00e2te o \u015ftrumf\u0103 cum ia cu copy paste c\u00e2te o glum\u0103 a mea \u015fi o posteaz\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 autor, ca \u015fi cum ar fi ouat-o ea. \u00cenainte, f\u0103ceam scandal. Acum, dau doar block.
\nPare o cale facil\u0103 spre succes s\u0103-\u0163i \u00eengra\u015fi porcul din talentul \u015fi creativitatea altuia, dar la un moment dat, \u0103la o s\u0103-\u0163i taie accesul la pe\u015ftera lui de comori \u015fi o s\u0103 fii pe cont propriu. Dac\u0103 nu po\u0163i str\u0103luci pe cont propriu, asum\u0103-\u0163i c\u0103 ai de muncit cu tine, s\u0103-\u0163i g\u0103se\u015fti un fel de a fi specific \u0163ie, care s\u0103 plac\u0103 altora.<\/p>\n

2. S\u0103 NU postezi pentru trafic.<\/p>\n

Traficul e ca fofoloanca. Cu c\u00e2t \u00eel v\u00e2nezi \u00een sine, cu at\u00e2t se prinde c\u0103 e v\u00e2nat \u00een sine \u015fi d\u0103 jet. SEO e o t\u00e2mpenie la fel de mare ca “Arta de a ag\u0103\u0163a femei: zece replici care merg mereu”, manual de pick up, numai 49.99 de euro pe net, ofert\u0103 limitat\u0103, numai azi.
\nRealitatea e c\u0103 \u015fi traficul, \u015fi fofoloanca, sunt \u00een primul r\u00e2nd oameni. Abordeaz\u0103 problemele omene\u015fte, prietene\u015fte, onest \u015fi cu afec\u0163iune, \u015fi vin. \u015ei traficul, \u015fi fofoloanca.
\nF\u0103 chestii mecanice \u015fi for\u0163ate, \u015fi fug m\u00e2nc\u00e2nd p\u0103m\u00e2ntul. \u015ei traficul, \u015fi fofoloanca.<\/p>\n

3. S\u0103 NU mizezi c\u0103 vei c\u00e2\u015ftiga repede bani cu blogul.<\/p>\n

Da, advertiserii bag\u0103 bani \u00een bloguri, dar abia dup\u0103 ce acestea sunt citite de un num\u0103r mare de oameni. Eu \u00een primii cinci ani de blogging n-am v\u0103zut nici un ban. O f\u0103ceam s\u0103 am o prezen\u0163\u0103 de scriitor online, de vreme ce editurile nu f\u0103ceau absolut nimic s\u0103 m\u0103 promoveze, \u015fi cineva trebuia s\u0103 o fac\u0103 \u015fi pe asta.
\nPrimii bani i-am refuzat aproape indignat\u0103. Aveam job de redactor la o revist\u0103 mare, aveam salariu bun, “eu nu-mi prostituez blogul!” Mi-au trebuit ni\u015fte \u015futuri \u00een ou\u0103 de la colegi bloggeri c\u0103rora le mul\u0163umesc pe aceast\u0103 cale, ca s\u0103-mi revin.
\nApoi am v\u0103zut c\u0103 blogurile str\u0103ine au, TOATE, tone de reclam\u0103, \u015fi am zis: “B\u0103i, dar ia stai a\u015fa.”<\/p>\n

4. S\u0103 NU disperi.<\/p>\n

Multe bloguri relevante acum zece ani sunt acum inexistente sau p\u0103r\u0103site, cu m\u0103r\u0103cini\u015f crescut pe ele. \u015ei asta pentru c\u0103 autorii lor s-au speriat de primul flame war -da, de cum devii c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t citit, o s\u0103 sar\u0103 extrem de mul\u0163i nebuni cu gura direct \u00een pula ta \u015fi adeseori pe motive ridicole, pentru c\u0103 invidia e acolo \u015fi macin\u0103 – \u015fi au preferat s\u0103 se retrag\u0103.
\nDac\u0103 \u0163ii minte c\u0103 tu ai muncit pentru pozi\u0163ia ta de acum, c\u0103 tu ai pe merit interesul de care te bucuri, iar veninul imbecilului e pentru c\u0103 \u015fi el le-ar dori, dar nu \u015ftie cum s\u0103 le ob\u0163in\u0103, o s\u0103 te relaxezi \u015fi o s\u0103 \u00eenve\u0163i s\u0103 te cobori la nivelul imbecilului \u015fi s\u0103-l ba\u0163i cu propriile lui arme.
\nSe crizase la mine un prost de pe net acum vreo trei nop\u0163i: “Te vinzi ca o curv\u0103”, urla el la mine. Ai fi zis c\u0103 mi-e boyfriend dup\u0103 c\u00e2t de indignat era, \u015fi-i promisesem iubire pe vecie. Dar era exact un str\u0103in oarecare, care avea fix zero motive s\u0103-mi repro\u015feze lucruri.
\n“Problema ta nu e c\u0103 m\u0103 v\u00e2nd eu. Nu m\u0103 cuno\u015fti \u015fi nu e treaba ta dac\u0103 un om pe care nu-l cuno\u015fti se vinde sau nu. Problema ta e c\u0103 ai vrea \u015fi tu s\u0103 te vinzi, dar pe tine nu te cump\u0103r\u0103 nimeni.”
\n\u015ei nici n-o s\u0103 te cumpere, dac\u0103 o arzi ar\u0163\u0103gos cu oameni care nu-\u0163i datoreaz\u0103 nimic.<\/p>\n

5. S\u0103 NU fii prea supus<\/p>\n

S\u0103 revenim la metafora fofoloancei. Cunoa\u015fte un tip o gazel\u0103 superb\u0103, toat\u0103 numai picioare, s\u00e2ni \u015fi z\u00e2mbet, \u015fi o ia de nevast\u0103. Blogul t\u0103u e gazela \u00een starea ei ini\u0163ial\u0103, care a f\u0103cut-o dezirabil\u0103.
\nApoi tipul \u00eencepe s\u0103 emit\u0103 preten\u0163ii: “F\u0103-mi sarmale!” “F\u0103-mi tochitur\u0103 ca la mama acas\u0103!” “F\u0103-mi copii!”
\n\u015ei gazela nu se mai duce la coafor, nu mai are grij\u0103 de ea, st\u0103 opt ore la munc\u0103, apoi alearg\u0103 acas\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 sarmale, tochitur\u0103 \u015fi copii. \u00ce\u015fi pierde formele de zei\u0163\u0103, se epuizeaz\u0103, devine un automat de sarmale, tochitur\u0103 \u015fi copii.
\n\u015ei peste cinci – \u015fase ani, so\u0163iorul: “\u0102, nu-mi mai placi, nu e\u015fti a\u015fa cum te-am luat.”
\n\u015ei se ia dup\u0103 alt\u0103 gazel\u0103 superb\u0103, toat\u0103 numai picioare, s\u00e2ni \u015fi z\u00e2mbet.<\/p>\n

Ce vreau eu s\u0103 spun cu analogia asta e c\u0103 publicul t\u0103u va pune presiuni uria\u015fe pe tine s\u0103 te modeleze dup\u0103 cum crede el c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 fii. Dar dac\u0103 nu erai \u00een forma ta ini\u0163ial\u0103, publicul \u0103la n-ar fi fost acolo.
\nRespinge-i presiunile \u015fi p\u0103streaz\u0103-\u0163i identitatea \u015fi integritatea. Chiar dac\u0103 bodog\u0103ne, o s\u0103 continue s\u0103 revin\u0103 pentru c\u0103 NU VERSIUNEA TA SUPUS\u0102 \u00ceI INTERESEAZ\u0102 DE FAPT, ci FELUL T\u0102U AUTENTIC DE A SPUNE LUCRURI.<\/p>\n

Baft\u0103!<\/p>\n

Foto de Petru Ivu.<\/p>\n

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