Dup\u0103 cum \u015ftiu cei care mai deschid o revist\u0103 economic\u0103 \u015fi mai fac un cornet, Carrefour a preluat magazinele Billa din Rom\u00e2nia, iar austriecii mai au o lun\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi fac\u0103 bagajele, stocurile \u015fi s\u0103 p\u0103r\u0103seasc\u0103 incinta. Totul spre bucuria casierelor, care m\u0103 au frecvent de ultimul client la zece f\u0103r\u0103 zece, la merloturi \u015fi pinot noaruri, \u015fi au prins drag de mine, \u015fi mi-au povestit c\u0103 “se simte la salariu, \u0103ia de la Carrefour dau dou\u0103 mii de lei pe lun\u0103, sim\u0163i c\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u015fti”. <\/p>\n
\u00cen timp ce sunt cu sufletul al\u0103turi de aceste tanti simpatice care m\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2mpin\u0103 mereu cu un z\u00e2mbet, de\u015fi pentru ele nu sunt Lorena Lupu, ci o fat\u0103 oarecare din blocul vecin, trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103rturisesc c\u0103 \u00eemi pare foarte, foarte, FOARTE r\u0103u dup\u0103 Billa. \u015ei iat\u0103 de ce. <\/p>\n
A) Billa are cele mai ar\u0103toase (natural) \u015fi delicioase fructe \u015fi legume, \u015fi are cele mai multe promo\u0163ii la acestea <\/strong><\/p>\n Nu \u015ftiu dac\u0103 e o politic\u0103 de hr\u0103nire s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103 a popula\u0163iei, dar la Billa, legumele \u015fi fructele arat\u0103 de-\u0163i vine s\u0103 faci filme porno cu ele. \u015ei sunt mereu standuri cu reduceri consistente. Toat\u0103 iarna, au alternat reducerile la l\u0103m\u00e2i, portocale, grepfrut, clementine, etc., \u015fi mi-am \u0163inut nivelul de vitamina C erect pe sume relativ infime. <\/p>\n B) Billa are dulciuri pu\u0163ine \u015fi scumpe <\/strong><\/p>\n Comparativ cu Lidl \u015fi Carrefour, unde raioanele de dulciuri sunt c\u00e2t jum\u0103tate din magazin, Billa are ceva pr\u0103jituri neinteresante \u015fi overpriced, ceva cozonaci de Boromir \u015fi ceva ciocolate, de la Lindt \u00een sus. Dac\u0103 intri la Lidl, de exemplu, unde pr\u0103jituri enorme \u015fi savuroase \u00ee\u015fi disput\u0103 aten\u0163ia ta cu ciocolate elve\u0163iene rafinate la 4 lei, ai toate \u015fansele s\u0103 vii acas\u0103 cu o saco\u015f\u0103 de dulciuri. La Billa \u00ee\u0163i po\u0163i \u0163ine poftele porcoase sub control. <\/p>\n C) Billa are o vitrin\u0103 cald\u0103 cu relativ multe op\u0163iuni vegetariene \u015fi vegane<\/strong><\/p>\n Sunt zilele alea c\u00e2nd n-ai chef s\u0103 g\u0103te\u015fti, n-ai r\u0103bdare s\u0103 a\u015ftep\u0163i o comand\u0103 \u015fi vrei s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci ceva cald. Billa de peste drum era solu\u0163ia perfect\u0103. \u015ei pentru carnivori, c\u0103 aveau fripturici \u015fi chiftele calde \u015fi bune, dar \u015fi pentru p\u0103sc\u0103tori, c\u0103 aveau legume la grill, ciuperci sotate, cartofi \u00een diverse forme, varz\u0103 \u00een diverse coafuri, m\u00e2nc\u0103rici de maz\u0103re, fasole, spanac \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe. \u00ce\u0163i lua exact zece minute s\u0103 vii acas\u0103 cu o mas\u0103 cald\u0103 \u015fi bun\u0103, acompaniat\u0103 cu o salat\u0103 de crudit\u0103\u0163i sau de varz\u0103 cu m\u0103rar, proaspete \u015fi crocante. <\/p>\n D) Billa are leguminoase la pre\u0163uri imbatabile <\/strong><\/p>\n \u015ei sunt zilele alea c\u00e2nd rar, dar ai chef s\u0103 g\u0103te\u015fti. Preferabil s\u0103n\u0103tos. La Billa g\u0103seai n\u0103ut, linte ro\u015fie, linte verde, hri\u015fc\u0103, \u015fi to\u0163i carbohidra\u0163ii \u0103\u015ftia complec\u015fi care \u00ee\u0163i \u0163in glicemia sub control \u015fi se mai \u015fi transform\u0103 \u00een m\u00e2nc\u0103ruri foarte bune. <\/p>\n E) Marca de cas\u0103 a Billei, Clevver, e superioar\u0103 din punct de vedere calitativ m\u0103rcii Carrefour.<\/strong><\/p>\n \u015eti\u0163i cum fiecare super- \u015fi hipermarket are o marc\u0103 proprie care produce orice, de la scobitori la \u015fampon, \u015fi de la legume congelate la prosoape de h\u00e2rtie? Clevver e o marc\u0103 mi\u015fto, pe care o cumperi c\u0103 vrei. Carrefour Discount e o marc\u0103 jenant\u0103 pe care o cumperi \u00een zilele de dinainte de a-\u0163i lua salariul. <\/p>\n F) Billa are mereu \u00een ofert\u0103 nisip \u015fi silicat pentru pisici. <\/p>\n \u00cen timp ce Carrefour Marketul meu de la Titan \u00ee\u015fi imagineaz\u0103 c\u0103 pisica \u0163i se pi\u015f\u0103-n basc\u0103. <\/p>\n Buh bye, Billa. 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