Cli\u015feul preferat al prostului, c\u00e2nd te pl\u00e2ngi de noile legi pesediste, este “De ce nu vota\u0163i, fra\u0163ilor?”. Bun\u0103 \u00eentrebare, \u00eentr-adev\u0103r. Se \u00eempiedic\u0103 de o singur\u0103 necunoscut\u0103: Cu cine pana ta s\u0103 votezi? <\/p>\n
Pe moment, nimeni nu promoveaz\u0103 PSD cu at\u00e2ta pasiune \u015fi devotament, cum o face PNL. PSD nu face pentru sine c\u00e2te face PNL. E ca \u015fi cum PSD le-ar da salarii celor de la PNL s\u0103 fie zguduitor de pro\u015fti \u015fi s\u0103-i fac\u0103 s\u0103 par\u0103 de\u015ftep\u0163i prin compara\u0163ie. Sau de parc\u0103 PSD ar fi f\u0103cut concurs pe Facebook cu “c\u00e2\u015ftigi un iPhone nou-nou\u0163 dac\u0103 debitezi o prostie gogonat\u0103 \u015fi dai hashtag #partikip”, \u015fi PNL-ul a tastat \u00een sincron perfect “#partikip!!!” <\/p>\n
Dac\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 acum, politica PNL era mai pesedist\u0103 dec\u00e2t a pesedeului \u00eensu\u015fi, cu tradi\u0163ionalisme, dacisme, coali\u0163ia pentru familie, cutare, acum \u00eentr-un t\u00e2rziu, c\u00e2nd \u015fi ultimul b\u0103sist nostalgic le-a dat unfollow, s-au prins c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 propun\u0103 ceva diferit. \u015ei cum ar putea fi acest ceva diferit, dac\u0103 nu tot cr\u00e2ncen de retardat?
\nS\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, la ceva \u015fedin\u0163\u0103, sau m\u0103 rog, reuniune de club a partidului, Viorel Cataram\u0103, aceast\u0103 tichie de m\u0103rg\u0103ritar cu mul\u0163i clopo\u0163ei de pe fruntea sectorului 2, a scos capacul de pe oala de inep\u0163ii: s\u0103 se privatizeze sistemul de s\u0103n\u0103tate, c\u0103 doctorii consum\u0103 prea multe tampoane, s\u0103 se privatizeze \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103m\u00e2ntul superior, ba chiar \u015fi cel mediu, s\u0103 se elimine toate ajutoarele sociale pentru oamenii ap\u0163i de munc\u0103 (18 – 62 de ani) \u015fi multe alte veselii similare. <\/p>\n
S\u0103 argumentez de ce abera\u0163iile astea sunt complet nesustenabile \u00een realitatea rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 a zilelor noastre ar fi pierdere de timp. E vizibil din avion, pentru orice copil de a treia. Prefer s\u0103-i propun lui Cataram\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 ni\u015fte idei, la fel de pertinente, \u00een continuarea glorioaselor lui reforme de dreapta. <\/p>\n
A) S\u0103 se eutanasieze for\u0163at oamenii f\u0103r\u0103 loc de munc\u0103 \u015fi cei cu nevoi speciale. <\/strong><\/p>\n Conteaz\u0103 c\u0103 a c\u0103utat de s-a rupt? Dac\u0103 n-a g\u0103sit, e neangajabil, a\u015fa cum \u00een ad\u0103posturile americane, animalele care n-au fost luate timp de trei luni sunt neadoptabile. B) S\u0103 se privatizeze aerul pe teritoriul \u0163\u0103rii. <\/strong><\/p>\n Preferabil unor companii str\u0103ine care s\u0103 cear\u0103 ni\u015fte taxe lunare prohibitive pe dreptul de a respira. A\u015fa, ne asigur\u0103m c\u0103 persoanele lipsite de o putere economic\u0103 adecvat\u0103 vor disp\u0103rea prin sucombare. C) S\u0103 se impun\u0103 intrarea \u00een c\u00e2mpul muncii de la v\u00e2rsta pre\u015fcolar\u0103. <\/strong><\/p>\n E clar pentru toat\u0103 lumea c\u0103 pruncii consum\u0103 resurse \u015fi nu dau nimic \u00een schimb, drept care, la munc\u0103 cu ei. Dac\u0103 vor \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103m\u00e2nt primar privatizat, s\u0103-l pl\u0103teasc\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103-l frecventeze seral, dup\u0103 opt ore de munc\u0103, precum to\u0163i cet\u0103\u0163enii patriei.<\/p>\n D) S\u0103 se eutanasieze toate animalele de companie care nu prezint\u0103 utilitate imediat\u0103: br\u00e2nz\u0103, lapte, carne, ou\u0103. <\/strong><\/p>\n Un animal de companie care nu produce \u00eentr-o societate capitalist\u0103 autentic\u0103 e o risip\u0103 inutil\u0103 de resurse. Drept care, \u00een 30 de zile de la data prezentei legi, toat\u0103 lumea trebuie s\u0103 predea cadavrele perfect conservate ale animalelor de companie. <\/p>\n E) S\u0103 se foloseasc\u0103 toat\u0103 aceast\u0103 materie prim\u0103 (cadavrele animalelor \u015fi r\u0103m\u0103\u015fi\u0163ele de la punctele de mai sus) pentru fertilizarea recoltelor \u015fi produc\u0163ia de s\u0103pun.<\/strong><\/p>\n Cu asemenea legi, garantat vei insufla o poft\u0103 nebun\u0103 de munc\u0103 \u00een popula\u0163ie. <\/p>\n Nu, domnule Cataram\u0103 nu e nevoie s\u0103-mi mul\u0163umi\u0163i. E suficient s\u0103-mi spune\u0163i c\u00e2nd s\u0103 trec pe la casierie. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Cli\u015feul preferat al prostului, c\u00e2nd te pl\u00e2ngi de noile legi pesediste, este “De ce nu vota\u0163i, fra\u0163ilor?”. Bun\u0103 \u00eentrebare, \u00eentr-adev\u0103r. Se \u00eempiedic\u0103 de o...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":11418,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12661","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/monkey.jpg?fit=517%2C494&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12661","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12661"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12661\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12665,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12661\/revisions\/12665"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11418"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12661"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12661"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12661"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nAre nevoi speciale, care implic\u0103 \u00eengrijiri, bani, \u015fi eventual timpul unor profesioni\u015fti care s-ar putea dedica altor obiective?
\nE citat la Centrul Special de Eutanasiere a Persoanelor Neproductive \u015fi i se administreaz\u0103 injec\u0163ia letal\u0103. Cadavrele vor fi utilizate pentru prelevare \u015fi comercializare de organe. <\/p>\n
\nCadavrele vor fi utilizate pentru prelevare \u015fi comercializare de organe. <\/p>\n