Ieri, am ie\u015fit s\u0103 scriu \u00een parc. C\u0103ldur\u0103, aer curat, cafea la chio\u015fcul din col\u0163: tot ce-\u015fi putea dori un om inspirat de lini\u015fte \u015fi pace.
\nLa nici cinci minute dup\u0103 ce m-am a\u015fezat, la o banc\u0103 distan\u0163\u0103 de mine au venit trei b\u0103tr\u00e2nei. Vizibil pensionari, bomb\u0103nind pe un ton relativ sc\u0103zut despre diverse aspecte ale vie\u0163ii. Un zumzet care-mi perturba ideile. C\u00e2nd s\u0103 m\u0103 ridic, \u00eel aud pe unul dintre ei, iritat:<\/p>\n
-Tu ce cau\u0163i aici?<\/p>\n
M\u0103 uit. Mo\u015ful, care purta un tricou negru cu “I <3 PIES” \u015fi pariez c\u0103 nu \u015ftia c\u0103 ce promoveaz\u0103, se uita furios la o b\u0103bu\u0163\u0103 mic\u0103, adorabil\u0103, cu ochi alba\u015ftri, care se a\u015fezase l\u00e2ng\u0103 el pe banc\u0103.<\/p>\n
Sunt femei care \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nesc absolut serafic. Parc\u0103 redevin feti\u0163e. Se fac mititele, \u00ee\u015fi rec\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103 inocen\u0163a \u015fi candoarea, \u015fi-\u0163i vine s\u0103 le pui pe raft cu juc\u0103riile de plu\u015f. A\u015fa era b\u0103tr\u00e2nica asta.<\/p>\n
-Nici aici nu scap, f\u0103, de tine?<\/p>\n
-Dar e\u015fti so\u0163ul meu, drag\u0103. E\u015fti so\u0163ul meu! a protestat b\u0103tr\u00e2nica. Imperturbabil\u0103, dr\u0103g\u0103la\u015f\u0103 \u015fi inocent\u0103.<\/p>\n
-\u015fi dac\u0103-s so\u0163ul t\u0103u, ce, f\u0103? Nu pot s\u0103 am \u015fi eu lini\u015fte?<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i, tu faci g\u0103l\u0103gie, nu eu, a dat ea din umeri.<\/p>\n
-Du-te, f\u0103, acas\u0103. Vorbeam \u015fi eu cu oamenii \u0103\u015ftia.<\/p>\n
-Nu m\u0103 duc nic\u0103ieri.<\/p>\n
La care el a f\u0103cut brusc un gest spre ea. F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi piard\u0103 nici cump\u0103tul, nici candoarea, b\u0103tr\u00e2nica a enun\u0163at urm\u0103toarele:<\/p>\n
-Dac\u0103 pui m\u00e2na pe mine, te fut \u015fi-n cur!<\/p>\n
**<\/p>\n
Ajung eu \u00een scara blocului. \u00cencep s\u0103 urc treptele, cum fac mereu cu toate treptele, s\u0103 dau din kilograme. Bloc tipic de garsoniere: culoarul aferent fiec\u0103rui etaj e separat de holul cu sc\u0103ri printr-o u\u015f\u0103. \u015ei pe la etajul trei, aud urm\u0103toarea discu\u0163ie \u00eentre dou\u0103 doamne \u00een etate.
\n-Ce faci, vecin\u0103?
\n-Aoleu, soro, a murit Nistoreasca.
\n-D\u0103-o dracului, o proast\u0103 mai pu\u0163in.<\/p>\n
**<\/p>\n
“Voi, tineretul din ziua de azi, cu limbajul vostru nepotrivit. Noi \u015ftiam ce e \u0103la respect.”<\/p>\n
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